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Originally Posted by Dids
Cowherd seems like an real life ******* who also tries to troll.
Skip stays in character 27/7 so I have no idea what he's like in real life, but it's all so big and goofy that I don't find him as loathsome as Cowherd (who for intance just seems like he really hates John Wall, whereas I don't know/care how Skip actually feels about LeBron).
You should like Cowherd since he's a huge Seattle guy. Skip stays in character...what is that 27 days a month, 7 months a year?
Cowherd's thing is that he's always trying to find a metaphor or parallel between sports and life, so he'll start his rant not knowing where it's going to end up, and won't stop talking until he finds a parallel. But sometimes that parallel makes no sense. And instead of him going "You know what, nevermind, that makes no ****ing sense." he ends the segment like it does, even though I'm not sure he believes it. Sometimes he makes great metaphors but a lot of time they make no sense. He'd be bearable if he admitted that what he just said made no sense, laughed, then moved on. Instead, he's willing to die on that hill.
Pretty much gave up on him like 6 years ago when he ranted about how MARK SANCHEZ was gonna be a great NFL QB because he was handsome and that meant he was confident and that meant he'd be good. I mean what the flying ****.
Peyton Manning looks like a horse. And there are handsome, confident dudes all over the ****ing planet who suck at throwing a football. What a god damn stupid thing to say. But he was on like a 10 minute rant b/c Sanchez had a pretty girlfriend. Yes, I'm sure other college QBs all date pointy-elbowed hags. If there's anything we know about college QBs it's that they are socially awkward and lack confidence.
Last edited by A-Rod's Cousin; 06-11-2015 at 01:56 PM.