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Old 11-04-2009, 03:22 PM   #201
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Shawn Crable. This hit destroyed any chances Michigan had at a 12-0 regular season and any chances at a national title in 2006. Say what you will about Michigan's chances against Florida, but they would've at least had a chance. I blame you for swinging the momentum from great in 2006 to what it was in 2007 and beyond.

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Jeff Backus. This turnstile of a LT has never been even a replacement level LT in the NFL for most of his career, yet the Lions still roll him out there year after year to protect the blindside of whatever young QB we're leading out to slaughter.

Baseball:



Brandon Inge. FU for making 12 great defensive plays a year and helping out sick kids so that everybody in Detroit loves you and puts up with you hitting .220 from the 3B spot every single ****ing year.

Honorable Mention:



Red Sox Nation. GTFO. This is not aimed at true Boston fans. This is aimed at the people who realized they were getting good in about 2001-2002, hopped on the ****ing bandwagon, took part in the joy of ending the Curse of the Bambino, and now call themselves Red Sox Nation. You have made the Red Sox into the new Yankees. Because of you, I almost hate the Sox just as much as I do the Yankees now.

Basketball:



The Griffin Family. You singlehandedly ruined my day by not only beating Michigan in the 2nd round of the NCAA Tourney last year, but by taking up more TV time than Dick Vitale on selection Sunday.

Honorable Mention:

No picture needed because you've seen em before, but FU Manu/Tony/Tim Duncan't get the ball without whining for a foul. If not for your incessant flopping, whining, and general bitchery, the Pistons would've won back to back titles in 04-05 and would've singlehandedly saved the Detroit area economy. Thanks douches.

Hockey:



Billy Sauer. Michigan Hockey's trusted goalie for 3 years, even though he was a complete and total ****ing headcase. Never met a big game he couldn't gag all over. Michigan goes to Frozen Four in 2008 against 4-seed Notre Dame. Billy Sauer gives up 4 goals, 3 of which were just terrible goals to let in. Michigan puts in the backup, rallies back, then loses in OT. FU for even putting Michigan in that position.

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Don't even think I need to say anything here.
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Old 11-04-2009, 03:23 PM   #202
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steroid boy,

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Old 11-04-2009, 03:25 PM   #203
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Aren't Parcells and Knight BFFs? What a couple of turds.
They are. Bobby much smarter, Bill much wiser. Both insufferable pricks that I would rather my son steal a car than voluntarily choose to play for.
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Old 11-04-2009, 03:34 PM   #204
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Old 11-04-2009, 03:36 PM   #205
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Old 11-04-2009, 03:41 PM   #206
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GREEEAARRR needs to post in this thread to make it complete imo.

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Old 11-04-2009, 03:43 PM   #207
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I don't hate him. I'm pretty indifferent to him.

That said, it's a photo that just inspires me to steal his lunch money and punch him in the face.
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Old 11-04-2009, 03:46 PM   #208
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Old 11-04-2009, 03:48 PM   #209
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Evan Longoria

Hes too clean cut for my liking
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Old 11-04-2009, 03:49 PM   #210
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Old 11-04-2009, 03:53 PM   #211
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when he wants to be he can be one of the smartest coaches ever...then there's every other time where he basically dares the organization to fire him so he can just go back to hawaii. i have no idea what the **** he's doing with golden state, but the constant repression of the players with ACTUAL talent (see: randolph, morrow, wright, boooooooooooookie) in favor of the rest of those frauds makes me ****ing sick




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Old 11-04-2009, 03:54 PM   #212
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Five ****ing years. The worst gig in baseball. It was like trying to catch a greased pig with wings. I mean, he even told a reporter once, 'Wilhelm nearly ruined me.'
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Old 11-04-2009, 04:02 PM   #213
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Old 11-04-2009, 04:11 PM   #214
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The following I want to punch right in their grill for a multitude of reasons:





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Old 11-04-2009, 05:55 PM   #215
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+1 on don nelson

i have no idea how he ends up back with gs after he ruined their super awesome early 90's squad
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:03 PM   #216
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Good lord did I hate Buhner. Everyone thought he was some sort of badass because he shaved his head and had the nickname Bone. Eat **** Buhner.
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:04 PM   #217
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how the hell can you hate evan longoria, dude is legit.

now here is the man i hate moar then the rest:

Tommy Lasorda



Ever since I knew what was right in the world I have been a Giants fan and this man has been the bane of my existence. Undoubtedly he was a great manger, but the fact he wore Dodger blue made me want to puke.

Honorable Mention: Raul Mondesi, Eric Karros, Tim Tebow, Brett Favre
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:06 PM   #218
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Raul Mondesi is an epic mention as well. You also should have gone on a Karros rant since he sucks at commentating too.
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:18 PM   #219
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BTW, my favorite hate so far is Hawk Harrelson. That guy ****ing sucks ass.
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:18 PM   #220
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Howie Schwab

Yes, we get it...everyone wants to Stump you. Yes, we get it...you have too much time on your hands. Yes, we get it...you buy alot of retro jerseys. Yes, we get it...you know everything about everything sports related. Yes, we get it...we all want to be on your show.
But why do you feel the need to slow roll the **** out of your opponents every opportunity you get??? We know you cant be totally lost 5 times an episode and pull out a random name out of your azz in the last second and be right! Its not possible youre that great of a random guesser who lets out a big FAKE sigh of relief when he finds out hes actually correct!...and for that! I say **** YOU you FAT ****ING BASTARD!!!

*Honourable mention: Stuart Scott (yes we get it, youre a North Carolina Alum...**** YOU you one eyed piece of chit!)

HATE HATE HATE

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Old 11-04-2009, 06:20 PM   #221
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well done WW
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:22 PM   #222
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i forgot schwab was still alive! i remember watching a couple of those shows and just hating that fat slob piece of ****. go eat a ham.

there's an old episode of the simpsons where there's a group of rapping rabbis who say "can't eat pork...not even with a fork..can't touch this!"

then homer, sitting on a couch with marge, asks her if they're jewish. she says no, he says "woohoo!" and just pulls an entire pig and starts eating. that's pretty much how i envision schwab
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:22 PM   #223
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This is what I think of you:

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Old 11-04-2009, 06:23 PM   #224
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I don't really do much hating but I really do hope Paolo Di Canio gets horse****ed to death or worse.



No room for that ****.
Def fair to hate on him for that and this, but he was capable of being awesome too here and here
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:28 PM   #225
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Timmaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy



Muther****in piece of ****, every other major league baseball player is there because they are incredibly talented and/or in amazing physical condition. YOU ARE NEITHER YOU LUCKY TARD. I know you came up as a SS or some such BS story but that ain't wat you are doing now. No, you came up with the ultimate loophole, the ultimate. You lob the ball in there at 50 MPH and through some quirk of physics, which you DIDN'T INVENT, you're an above average Major League pitcher. I can't believe the guy pissed about specialists didn't mention this goddam luckbox.

I worked my azz off just to make it to a decent level of college ball and thousands of other aspiring pitchers with way more pitching talent in their pinky finger spend way more time and effort doing much harder training and they never even get to sniff the majors. YOUR BIGGEST TRAINING IMPLEMENT IS A NAIL FILE YOU F'ING PUSSY.

And what makes you doubly maddening is that there isn't anybody else who can do what looks so simple and easy. Yeah there is Dickey or whatever but he isn't great at it and Dickey throws other decent pitches. You're the only freaking one who throws almost exclusively knucklers. And it isn't for lack of others trying. Every single kid, position player or pitcher, I've ever played with try throwing the damn pitch.

And to top it all off, YOU GET INJURED ALL THE ****ING TIME!!!!! How the f do you get injured when all you do is lob a ball in at 50 mph?????????????????????? And of course you have to play for the team I hate the most.

Wakefield: GFY
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