JIM SCHWARTZ
YOU ARE A TERRIBLE HEAD COACH. YOU WILL RUIN THE MOST TALENTED LIONS TEAM I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO DISCIPLINE AND ACT LIKE A JACKASS. YOUR TEAMS MAKE THE SAME GODDAMN MISTAKES AND SAME GODDAMN PENALTIES WEEK AFTER WEEK AFTER WEEK AND NOTHING EVER CHANGES. YOU HIRE YOUR BUDDIES AS COACHES WHO CAN'T ****ING COVER KICKS OR PUNTS, AND SOMEHOW STRUGGLE TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET CALVIN JOHNSON THE FOOTBALL.
UNDER YOUR WATCH, THE LIONS ARE GOING TO SINK DOWN INTO ANOTHER DECADE OF IRRELEVANCE AND WASTE THE MOST TALENTED SKILL POSITION PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE JUST LIKE WE DID WITH BARRY SANDERS.
**** YOU