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11-09-2009 , 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Fallen Hero
not to get all logical and resonable in the hate thread but: yes he is
erm, no
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11-09-2009 , 11:05 AM
I can understand people hating on Fergie but to call him overrated is just nonsense.

Also sixfour did you magically forget what he did with Aberdeen before taking over at United?

Hate thread or not I cannot let this pass because people talking ****e need to be told.
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11-11-2009 , 01:03 AM
Dick Bavetta

For whatever reasons casual NBA fans are enamored with you, perhaps because the Round Mound of Rebound challenged you to a footrace, or maybe it’s because you are an ancient old man stumbling around a court barely following a game played at a speed 50 times faster than you, so they find you endearing, like you are their old uncle Dick playing shuffle board in Miami or something. But **** YOU BAVETTA YOU OLD ASS COMPANY MAN, **** YOU. You are a modern day quasi celebrity, just like all the other dumb sluts in Hollywood who are known for being known instead of any competent skill, yet since Stern needs his henchmen and he refuses to have any transparency with regards to the leagues officiating, you are still around, ruining everything. I can’t believe I had to watch another game tonight that you officiated. Because of you, refs that were completely out of position had to make calls on plays that happened right in front of your blind ass. GTFO ALREADY BASTARD!
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11-11-2009 , 01:17 AM


Oh, hi there Mike Barrett, didn't see you. Now that I have, **** you. Sure, adjust your tie.



There are probably three or four people here who know who Mike Barrett is; he's the play-by-play guy for the Portland Trail Blazers TV broadcasts. He is as unoriginal as it gets, every game is basically a script. In the final minutes of quarters he ALWAYS mentions how "important it is to close out quarters" and never says why. Why are the final two minutes of the third quarter more important than, say the 8:00-6:00 mark in the 4th Mike? Eat hot **** Barrett. Wheels owns you.

Barrett is the worst combination of homer and basketball un-knowledge. At least his partner Mike Rice kind of knows what he's talking about and occasionally gets thrown out of games. Barrett can't even accurately describe what is going on on the court, tonight he described a 4 on 5 Blazer break as "Here we go Portland has a 3 on 1!" I'm not sure if he even played basketball and continually wonder why people think he's qualified to announce basketball games. He is horrible, turbl even.

On top of all his ****, I guess Barrett went to my high school and was just honored there. He was before my time, but hopefully somebody kicked his ass while he was there.

Wander into the dark, Mike Barrett.
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11-11-2009 , 01:18 AM
well done SirOsis.
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11-11-2009 , 01:28 AM
We gotta hate! HATE HATE
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11-11-2009 , 09:48 AM
Adrian Chiles


Improbable host of MOTD2. His football knowledge seems to consist of supporting WBA and yet he manages to retain his position as host of this show. **** you Adrian, your insights are full of ****, maybe if you lost some ****ing weight you'd be able to think about something other than kebabs. Then perhaps you would stop supporting WBA and gain some credibility. **** off and die.
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11-11-2009 , 10:36 AM
We should also hate on him for the fact that despite being ugly and having no discernable talent he is apparently banging his good looking co-host of the god awful one show

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11-11-2009 , 10:48 AM
Adrian Chiles > Gary Lineker when it comes to hosting MOTD. It's not like the host has to offer any insight anyway, just asks inane questions and let Hansen and Shearer string together whatever series of cliches they like. And 2 Good 2 Bad is generally pretty funny with Chiles doing it.
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11-11-2009 , 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Al6Jets18
Basketball



I hate you. I hate when you smile that obnoxious smile, which we all know is a defense mechanism to hide that inner depression about how much you suck. I hate when you sexually harass female employees and make that the headline of the New York tabloids. I hate when you run a franchise into the ground, and hate it even more when you make it impossible for them to be competitive until 5 years after you're gone. **** you, **** you, **** you.

Honorable mention:
There is nobody that I hate nearly as much as Isiah Thomas.
Don't forget that he drove the CBA, which was the oldest pro basketball league in the USA, right into the ground in just 18 months of "leadership."

http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/?p=4776
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11-11-2009 , 01:10 PM


Rick Reilly

I can't imagine someone who got so many accolades for less. He's been national sportswriter of the year no fewer than ELEVEN times, despite (or perhaps because of) being an arrogant prick.

I was an SI subscriber in the early 2000s, and I always marveled at the fact that Reilly had the prime spot on the last page, whereas the much less obnoxious (and actually pretty awesome) Steve Rushin had to languish in the slot between the beer ads and the Scorecard.

* After going on about Jack Nicklaus being willing to hang out with the media for a while, he goes, "And this is why Tiger Woods will never be as loved as Jack."

* Ragged on LeBron James for being ruled ineligible for accepting some schwag back in high school, saying it was the result of James feeling rule-proof" and "lacking parental guidence."

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/ins...ife_of_reilly/

James appealed his ineligibility and won, which of course Reilly chose not to acknowledge.

* Hammered Sammy Sosa on his supposed (later demonstrated) steroid use, while slurpig Bill Romanowski over his "workout routine."

* Numerous other examples of holier-than-thou attitude, especially on the subject of steroids.

* Bitching about the low-quality of ESPN -- again, not wrongfully, but then in 2007 he decided to leave Sports Illustrated because SI wanted to pay him a paltry $1.5 million a year for his annoying columns. Of ****ing course, he goes straight to ESPN when they offer him $3.4 million a year.

This is the profile of a man who is both a) incapable of seeing other people in terms other than black-and-white and b) a hypocrite. I HOPE YOU DIE OF A ****ING STROKE.



The NCAA

There is only one redeeming quality for Reilly; that is calling out the NCAA as a POS. Maybe he is jealous at if being the only entity on the ****ing planet more holier-than-thou and hypocritical than him.

Revenue from the men's basketball tournament: around $500 million
Amount of that paid to players: $0
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11-11-2009 , 01:50 PM
+1 on the Rick Reilly Hate. You ever wonder how someone could be sooo ****ing cocky when they have nothing to be ****ing cocky over...well, thats Rick.
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11-11-2009 , 01:53 PM
+100000000000 on Reilly

Awesome write-up

Such a self righteous prick
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11-11-2009 , 01:56 PM
Recent Reilly post

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They're having a parade because the New York Yankees won the title? Why not throw one because a bear ate a salmon? Or a hurricane knocked over a trash can? Hey, the bully just gave the nerd a wedgie! Let's throw a parade!

Look, the Yankees played well. But isn't that what the Yankees are supposed to do? They paid their players almost twice as much as the Phillies team they beat -- $208M to $111M. Just the Yankees starting infield made more than 15 teams this year. Throw them a parade? I don't get it. So what? George Clooney got a girl, Paris Hilton slept in satin sheets last night and Bill Gates went to the bank. Call me when you've got some news.

Oh -- and the next Yankees fan who looks to the heavens and sighs happily, "It's been nine long years!" gets tied to the front of the 4 train and run into a wall. Nine years? Nine years is a cigarette break to most teams in MLB. Chicago Cubs fans are at 101 years and counting. Cleveland Indians' fans: 62. New York/San Francisco Giants: 55. Pittsburgh Pirates: 30. Gee, nine whole years? The Boston Red Sox waited 86 years for theirs. The Chicago White Sox -- 88! There are people in swine flu lines longer than nine years.

Hope your parade takes a wrong turn off a pier.
And I'm the furthest thing from a Yanks fan, but this is just the ****in worst
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11-11-2009 , 01:57 PM
Jesus, Rick Reilly is such a good answer for this thread. What a ****ing useless windbag piece of ****, I thought his columns were bad, but his sanctimonious douchebaggery on television is even worse. Jab me in the ****ing eye with a pointy stick before subjecting me to one of his ****ing horrible town hall meetings, flipping channels when that is on is ten seconds of my life I'm never getting back. The fact that a talentless hack like him can earn millions of dollars a year to writer one two hundred word column a week is a ****ing indictment of capitalism. That line isn't original, someone first said it about Paul McGuire during a college football thread last year, but whoever you are, take up sportswriting, because that single line is a million times more memorable than anything you can find in Rick Reilly's entire ****ing archives of hundreds or thousands of columns of pure dreck puked up on a page.
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11-11-2009 , 01:59 PM
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!
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11-11-2009 , 02:09 PM
heh, I kind of like the first parapgraph of that Reilly post "throw a parade for a bear catching a salmon". Say what you want about him, but if anything, Reilly content deserves to be in the Haters thread imo.
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11-11-2009 , 03:19 PM
Need to pile on the Reilly hate. In addition to all his sanctimonious bull**** and terrible opinions, he is also an awful one note writer.
Rick uses similes as much as my grandpa uses viagra! Rick has as much creativity as Barry Bonds has friends!! Reading Rick's columns hurts for you eyes more than reading Vince Young's wonderlic test!!!
The only joy I have ever gotten out of Rick Reilly's has occured from making snarky comments while watching Leatherheads and making offensive comments during Josh Hamilton's homecoming.
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11-11-2009 , 03:24 PM
Ironic that Reilly whines about the richest team spending the most money, while he gets paid $3.4M a year for being a ****ing worthless hack.
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11-11-2009 , 03:27 PM

"Fast" Willie Parker. You aren't fast and you ****ing suck at football. All you do is block two much better runningbacks than you. You are the trifecta of ****tiness you can't run/catch or passblock well, but since you are on a good team; people seem to think you aren't absolutely terrible at the game of football. You shouldn't get a carry for the rest of the season unless Mewelde and Mendenhall get in a tragic bus crash or Tomlin wants to pull a Jason McElwain situation.


I realize a first down is a big accomplishment for you, but it isn't necessary to always signal first down, you ****ing douchebag. Why don't you practice route running or not running out of bounds like a ****** instead of this douchebag first down move.
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11-11-2009 , 03:28 PM
Can't believe it has taken this long for RR and the NCAA to be mentioned ITT. The NCAA is easily in my top 5, and Reilly is close.
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11-11-2009 , 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by kitaristi0
Adrian Chiles > Gary Lineker when it comes to hosting MOTD.
noo
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11-11-2009 , 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Pudge714
Need to pile on the Reilly hate. In addition to all his sanctimonious bull**** and terrible opinions, he is also an awful one note writer.
Rick uses similes as much as my grandpa uses viagra! Rick has as much creativity as Barry Bonds has friends!! Reading Rick's columns hurts for you eyes more than reading Vince Young's wonderlic test!!!
The only joy I have ever gotten out of Rick Reilly's has occured from making snarky comments while watching Leatherheads and making offensive comments during Josh Hamilton's homecoming.
DOUBLE "R" ITT BITCHES!!!! DETROIT WAT!???!

Spoiler:
very good post Pudge
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11-11-2009 , 03:34 PM
Can't believe he hasn't been done yet.

Until this year you have been an average QB, you have had great defenses and good offensive talent around you. Yet everyone seems to think you are elite and you can do no wrong. Pittsburgh o-line doesn't suck; you suck, you run around like a chicken with your head cutoff refusing to get rid of the ball so the O-line has no ****ing clue where you are and they need to block guys for 10 seconds. Whenever you make a great play it's just Ben extending the play, however no one ever mentions the ******ed picks or sacks or fumbles he makes while trying to extend the play. Ben is only called Ben by announcers since it is rude to blow someone and not be on a first name basis with them. How about you learn how to play the QB position instead of running an offense where the most popular play call is "Get open I am going to round around like a jackass and luckbox some huge play"

Oh and he also raped a girl. FU BEN I WISH THAT MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT WAS MORE SERIOUS
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11-11-2009 , 03:34 PM
HATE HATE HATE HATE
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