Anyone who has been reading threadzilla might have come across my posts of hatred toward this man:
AVERY JOHNSON SHUT UP. JUST SHUT. THE. ****. UP.
I don't give a **** about his playing career or that fact that he presided over one of the most epic collapses in NBA Finals history. I only care that he is now a regular NBA personality. Maybe he has wonderful insights to the game of basketball, ****ing doubtful but maybe, but I would never know because of his most recognizable feature makes it impossible for me to watch anything he is a part of. Quick quiz:
Q: Which of the following does Avery Johnson's voice sound like?
A. A man who is being ****ed up the ass by Mark Henry while simultaneously being castrated
B. An insolent child that gets place in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds
C. A ****** that got his Sour Patch Kids and blanket taken from him
D. A ****ing whiny ****
The answer is E. All of the above. Seriously Avery SHUT THE **** UP. STOP TALKING. YOU HAVE THE MOST ANNOYING ****ING VOICE IN HISTORY. WHOEVER HIRED YOU SHOULD BE SHOT BACK IN TIME AND TRIED AT NUREMBERG FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY. OR JUST SHOT.
You better watch your ****ing mouth Avery, before I shove these 'gators up your ass and show your insides some style.