Santonio Holmes

Hey *******, nobody cares if you get a 1st down reception when your team has no chance of winning. But what do you do?



Time running out and no timeouts? No problem. Big Ben and his pussy ass hurry up offense can wait so Mr. Dickburger can do this:




I hope you choke on a dick and die.

Re. itsrainingmen, I dislike people who use the word s****r, but *hate* people who bitch about people like me bitching about the use of the s word. Seriously, how hard is it to understand? We invented a sport, that for > 90% of the game involves using a foot to kick a ball. We called it football. The whole world calls it football. The whole world has it as their favourite sport. Then some punk country made out of our rejects is so ****ing arrogant that they can't accept another sport of their own. So they make up a game based off of another, different, British sport. This game, which so enraptures such a 'macho' country, involves a bunch of steroided up, grossly overweight slobs prancing around in skin tight trousers. Not just that, they're such f***ing bitches that they have wear 100 lbs worth of body armour just in case they break their fingernails. Oh, and this sport involves using your ARMS to throw an OVAL, and catching it with your ARMS, and running with it in your ARMS, and then having invented this monstrosity, you're so ****ing ******ed, that when you look for a name, you call it FOOTball, despite the fact that

i) this is already used by the entire rest of the world for the world's most popular sport

and, oh

ii) there is very little actual contact between foots and anything resembling a ball.

So then you have to rename actual football, and choose some ****ing hideous name that is completely unrelated to the actual sport.

GFY.

Which one is "horse face"? I hope he's not referring to Kim Kardashian

Wasn't there a receiver involved in that play also?


I have to admit, this is one of the funnest threads I've seen. Oh, man you guys are ruthless.

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She's "horse ass".

Amazingly, he is:

Seriously stfu

AN ENGLISHMEN IS GENERALLY CREDITED WITH BEING THE FIRST PERSON TO COIN THE TERM!!!!!!!!!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Wreford_Brown

Kim Kardashian is ****ing hot and she swallows, F60 is ******ed.

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

Do I have to go to the ATF thread to question Franchise's sexuality for dissing Kim? 'Cause she is ****ING PERFECT AND YOU MUST MUCH SO MANY DAMN ***** WHILE DREAMING OF BOATSHOES.JPG ON THE SCREEN TO THINK OTHERWISE.

i hate people who can't even make the effort to correctly deduce who made a post about "s****r"

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!

But that's not why. Rugby was called football as well. Neither were played on horseback like aristocratic sports of the day, hence they were called football.

I hate wankers who argue about the words "soccer/football".

Kim Kardashian's face is above being made fun of? What bizarro world did I just walk into.

Obviously I'd still **** her and I like big dumpers, but the bitch has a horse face, this isn't breaking news fish.

Notre Dame football



it's beyond words.




Most overrated piece of sh*t RB of all time. Perfecter of the 'turf flop'. Couldn't catch. Couldn't block. Only ran hard(finished runs) during his contract year.

Honorable mention: Sam 'Piece of sh*t' Adams. Ron Artest.

Gotta agree with the Favre stuff.

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lol Partygirluk with the epic fail.

FlyingRat is right, Kardashian isn't the hottest chick in the world but probably doesn't deserve special mention in the Haters Ball.

Lamar's Kadashian is WAY worse AND they have matching tats. That's far more hate hate hate

Kimmy K is hot all over, you huly-hoo

eff you josh hamilton and all the douchebag announcers who think you are an inspirational story. "yea i kicked a weak ass drug habit so I could make a bazillion dollars playing baseball. I'm so mentally strong. lol."

This thread needs to be tagged NSFW with all the gay-ass pictures of male athletes in here.

I already hated this douchebag before, but the whole thing with cp3 just augmented my hatred of him x10. You're not better than cp3 dickhead, you're not fit to lick his shoes. I know in your head you're feeling really juiced up because you got a ring but let's be honest, you're not even one of the top 5 pg's in the league and the only reason you have a ring is because of the assload of hall of fame talent that you were lucky enough to be lumped in between. STFU and just play your game scrub.



really andre!? you really feel the need to silence the crowd every time you score a goal?? why the **** do you do this at home games too, you do realize those are your fans cheering on your pathetic performance right? I mean, I think like 85% of your goals are ****ing sitters that cesc did all the work setting up and all that's left is for you to tap it in, then you have the ****ing gall to do that gay little jog of yours and immediately place that finger on your lips, really andre?! roman is much better than you btw, you just need to go back to russia and die.

Soccer players are such lame tools

+1.

so many other better pictures besides the ones presented for them being ugly.

Holy Christ, that picture is supposed to look ridiculous, not ugly.

i wasnt just referencing your picture, which is great btw. i think kk isnt that great looking, but she looks pretty good there.

If you, in the course of an evening at a decent club or bar don't see a dozen girls' faces as hot as Kim Kardashian's face, you're at the wrong bar.