Cricket:




India used to be my favorite team before I learned about this whiny overrated piece of racist ****. Called one of Australia's best players "a dumb monkey" (he is black) on two separate occasions, which eventually led to racist fans throwing bananas on the field at this player. The worst part was that Australia didn't even try to get him suspended the first time, then the second time when they did report him, leading to a suspension, he denied saying it (which was picked up by onfield mics) and then lead the team to threaten a walkout of the next game in the series until he was reinstated. To top it off he is hugely overrated (basically never bowls well away from home and has been **** there recently), has a dodgy bowling action, and is blocking better players from coming into the team due to his friendships with several influential Indian stars. Oh and the picture of the guy on his website, he has to be a douchebag.

ok lets get serious here

BASEBALL:




"you can hate the yanks, but you gotta respect jeter!" lol no, clown. dont get me wrong, he's a good player, but the guy is a turd. every pitch he doesnt intend to swing at causes him to bend at the waist and duck down. every ball hit 4 inches to his right is a guaranteed hit. every time the yankees score he's guaranteed to be right in front of the dugout camera fist pumping. nevermind the media hype about him being such a smart player (lol nice 2 strike bunt) and great teammate (lol true yankees), the stuff he does on the field is annoying enough. the gold gloves are also A+.

FOOTBALL




i dont know why. this one is definitely irrational, i'm jealous the patriots drafted a 6th round scrub and he's now one of the all time greats. you can take your bastard child and gfy.

BASKETBALL



ooooo kobe you're so hardcore. hopefully your pinkie is ok this season. i dont think anyone really needs an explanation why kobe is a d-bag, so we'll move on.

SOCCER



idk who these guys are, but it came up in a "soccer is gay" google image search

PRO WRESTLING



bret screwed bret!

water walkers post was awesome.

the people i hate
skip bayless.

you ******ed piece of ****. anybody in se would be a better "analyst" than you. your claims are borderline ******ed and most of the time, after watching your show, i wonder if i got stupider watching it.


Lydon murtha:

i played against this pos in hs football. he declared to the gophers after his senior year and was brought up for a campus trip. some of the football players brought him and a couple of other guys up to go out to the local strip club. he ended up drinking and having sex with one of the strippers. after he declared, one of his teammates from high school declared to nebraska. being the pos that he is, he claimed that the gopher team hazed him and made him drink so that he could go to nebraska. obv it worked. i drafted this pos in my madden 2k10 league for no other reason than i never wanted him to start a game in his real or fake pro career.

random side story. i had went to this strip club with a couple of buddies. one of whom was trying to sleep with a stripper. surprisingly, this girl claimed to be the same girl and i wasnt surprised. she was very sturdy imo.

the thing about skip bayless is i really doubt he believes anything he says...he's just contrary for the sake of stirring debate

he's still an ******* though

it was before i was born, and if by sweet, you mean lucky, i agree completely. several things really piss me off about that play. one, people acting like flutie did something special here. he rolled out and threw the ball as far as he could in the general direction of the end zone. of course since he's short, he was widely praised for the amazing ability to throw a football 60 yards, all while overcoming his crippling dwarfism.

also there's the piece of **** who caught it, gerard phelan. when i was in high school i worked as a caddy for a summer job, and had the misfortune of caddying for him. by far the cheapest guy at the entire country club, and a pompous ass as well. **** him, **** flutie, **** boston college football.

Hating Manu is pretty ******ed.

how has this not gotten any love?

triple check-plus

FFS stop using the term "Factorback" and referring to Adrian Peterson as "The Cashier". They are not going to catch on. I hate you, Merril Hoge.

"JAWS, WHAT WE TALKIN BOUT??!! THATS RIGHT BABY, POWER FOOTBALL!!!!"

"JAWS, WHAT WE TALKIN BOUT??!! THATS RIGHT BABY, POWER FOOTBALL!!!!"

John Cooper

You were hired because while coaching Arizona St. you beat Michigan in the Rose Bowl in 1987. While coaching at OSU you consistently recruited the best talent in the country, but could not beat Michigan (and subsequently make the title game) to save your life. You were amazing at lighting up the scoreboard against teams like Rice, but yet you were 2-10-1 vs. Michigan and 3-8 in bowl games, when you consistently had more talent. 4 times you were ranked top 5 (twice top 2) and lost to a Michigan in the last regular season game. The one time you beat Michigan when ranked top 5, you had already lost to Michigan St AT HOME (lol?) so you were out of title contention at that point. By far the most frustrating part was the mediocrity of the Michigan teams that destroyed your seasons. In '95, '96 you were ranked #2, and lost to Michigan teams that went 9-4 and 8-4.

You had all the talent in the world, but could never put it together somehow. Here is a pretty impressive list of players you recruited:
Robert Smith, Dan Wilkinson, Joey Galloway, Korey Stringer, Bobby Hoying, Eddie George, Ricky Dudley, Terry Glenn, Mike Vrabel, Shawn Springs, Orlando Pace, Joe Germaine, Andy Katzenmoyer, Antoine Winfield, David Boston, Ahmed Plummer, Michael Wiley, Nate Clements, Ryan Pickett, Na'il Diggs, LeCharles Bentley, Jonathan Wells, Mike Doss, Matt Wilhelm.

How do you not win with those collegiate standouts. At one point you had the following starting offensive lineup:
QB Bobby Hoying
RB Eddie George
TE Ricky Dudley
WR Joey Galloway
WR Terry Glenn
LT Korey Stringer
RT Orlando Pace

That's right, you had the incredible luxury of having Orlando Pace, future #1 overall pick and hall of fame OL as your Right Tackle, because you had another 1st round pick who could play LT and was 2 years older. Not to mention a Heisman winning RB and 2 WRs who had 13+ year careers.

You were the cause of so much pain growing up, my only consolation rests in the fact that you are now a scouting consultant for one of the most dysfunctional organizations in sports, the Cincinnati Bengals.

George Shinn


took the Hornets to New Orleans and pretty much soured Charlotte on the NBA.

**** you Mack Brown

lol awesome someone posted a cricket player!

+1 on this entire post. I'd also like to add Troy Edwards-



This worthless ****bag decided to go from 1st rd pick to irrelevant 3rd-4th receiver to utterly tanking the AFC title game in '01 season.

love this for the same reasons,

why? because he makes ya pay!

edit: a block here, a block there...

Who gives a **** if Manu is good? What does that have to do with anything? Actually, I hate good players way more than scrubs, I mean it is way easier to hate a douchebag that is good.

I hate hate hate Manu but I recognize he is good. Same with Duncan, the man is a HOF'er and one of the best big men ever, what does that have to do with him being a douchebag?

The flop is so gay, and I am not talking about a player working his ass off to move his feet and establish position on a fast break, I am talking about a G with his back to Manu taking a step in his direction and he is inducing the contact and flailing backwards - that **** ain't bball that is having a huge sloppy herpes infected vagina.

Yeah, Manu is a total douche, he's annoying as **** to watch IMO

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

This guy can eat ****:

little dolphin teeth

Why don't you click your heels together 3 times, and go back to Africa?

lol @ hating Giggs, he's like the consummate professional

WHO THE **** CARES WHO SUCKS ITS ALL ABOUT WINNERS AND THE GREATEST FRANCHISE IN HISTORY JUST ADDED ANOTHER TO THERE TALLY

Well I figure it's time for me to do my preliminary list (because I'm sure i'll come up with others later). IRL I'm a huge hater, so much so that my friend made up a nickname for me that's a variation of Skip Bayless, so this thread is right up my alley. A couple of my guys have already been mentioned but I figure I'll just add my 2 cents anyways. In no particular order we have:




Floyd Mayweather Jr.

This guy is seriously one of the biggest douchebags I've EVER seen in professional boxing. He talks **** nonstop, calls himself "money" and "pretty boy", and continues to dodge the best fighters. That's not really all that bad considering he's a professional boxer, but he fights like a bitch too. I hate his punk ass jab and run style. If you're going to fight like that then don't run your mouth god dammit, you don't have the right. I really hope someone fights him and knocks his ****ing head off, but because he's so good that's just not going to happen, which is what makes it so ****ing enraging.




Michael Bisping




British douchebag MMA fighter. This guy may actually run his mouth more than Floyd Mayweather, which is a ****ing feat. What makes it worse is that, despite the fact that I say Mayweather fights like a bitch he doesn't COMPLETELY fight like a bitch, he's just a great technical fighter. Bisping, on the other end, is in the MMA school of jabbing twice then running around the ring for 10 seconds. His fighting style is seriously the most annoying **** I've ever seen in MMA. The likelihood that this guy ever knocks any human out in a ring or octagon has to literally be close to 0% He punches like Stephen ****ing Hawking. The fact that he talks so much trash makes it even worse. Luckily, we have an American hero (Dan Henderson) to show this little panty waste pussy what is what. Great Bisping, you luckboxed a decision against a deaf guy in your home ****ing town. Go *****




Kobe "The Kunt" Bryant

This guy is 100% bitch, and he rapes women. Straight out of the projects of Italy, he doesn't hesitate to try to act hard on the court, while also crying to the refs like his rape victim likely cried to him while he was forcing himself upon her. Everything about this guy is fake, and if you're going to act hard then you may as well be able to back it up. You got your ass kicked by Chris Childs, why? Because you're a bitch.



Michael Phelps


I absolutely hate everything about this guy. He literally looks like he has Down's Syndrome, and could very well be Eli Manning's long lost brother. I have to hear about your dumbass all the time from commercials and god knows what else because I live close to Baltimore. Great, you won all those ****ing gold medals, maybe because SWIMMING HANDS THEM OUT LIKE I HAND OUT SMACK DOWNS TO JABRONIS. And I get **** for rooting against you during the Olympics because I "hate America"?!? No. I just hate you. Usain Bolt ****s on your chest, and should have been the story of the olympics. You're only relevant every 4 years, and women insist you are attractive, which is simply embarrassing. I have been at that god awful **** bar Mosaic in Baltimore while you were there. No wonder you hang out at that place, because you fit in with the dbag Bmore guidos who wear nothing but ****in Affliction t shirts. UGH. I guess he plays poker, so he may even have an account on 2p2. I hope so, so he can see me saying I HATE YOU MICHAEL PHELPS.




Alex Rodriguez

This guy may literally be gay, and he epitomizes douche bag. He never doesn't give a canned answer to any question, which really pisses me off. Everything about him seems so awkward. He simply HAS to be that guy who tries to fit in with "the guys" but everyone knows he just does not belong. He may very well be an alien, trying to gather intel on the human race, so the race of A-Rod's from across the galaxy can end up destroying us. That's just about the only thing that could explain just how fake and socially awkward he is (kinda like Kobe). Rest assured, I don't care that you make a ton of money, because this is America and that's awesome; you're an awesome baseball player. I just hate everything else about you.

Check out the previous three people I named and you can only imagine how much I hated this god damn Guitar Hero World Tour Commercial:



Tony Hawk's cool with me though (but what the **** is a "Boom Boom Huck Jam?")




Billy Mitchell

This dbag is a cult hero because he holds the world record in Donkey Kong. If you have seen The King of Kong then you will have no choice but to agree with me, lest you be labeled a ******. Imagine premier athletes in major sports and how they have groupies, and act like they're hot ****. Now imagine that someone feels pretty much the same way, only he PLAYS ****ING DONKEY KONG, and HAS VIDEO GAME GROUPIES. This guy should play chicken with a steamroller, he's completely awful. I think this video will suffice.





Sidney Crosby

Just look at that picture and TRY to tell me he isn't a candy ass. Jesus what a bitch. It certainly doesn't help that the NHL and North American media has tried to force this pussy whiner down our throats for the past 4 years. His conduct on the ice simply makes it worse. Hell of a player, but he whines (in an NHL player's poll he received more than 50% of the vote for "Biggest Whiner"), he dives, he punches people in the balls, he hacks people with his stick everytime he gets bodied up on. What makes it the worst is that he's Canadian, and people like Don Cherry, FlyingRat, etc are slobbing on his knob nonstop. Alex Ovechkin has been the best player in the NHL, but you hear about Crosby nonstop still. If you guys think the "RAANNNGGGZZZ" argument is intolerable in the MLB, NBA, or NFL then just TRY to see how ****ing annoying it is wrt the NHL. Canadians are just ridiculous when it comes to the Stanley Cup. The Penguins won the Stanley Cup so every argument about who the better player is comes down to some idiot posting a picture of that little bitch holding the cup. The funniest thing is that magazine article said he was the NHL's answer to Lebron James, when that's not even close. Crosby will never be anything close to a Gretzky or Lemieux, despite the hype machine's insistence that he would. My current most despised athlete.

edit: the "Stanley Cup" argument is kinda funny considering he had 3 points in 7 games in the finals and had to leave in game 7 due to an injury...great job Sid the Kid! Injury prone piece of trash. You're still a LEADER! Oh yea, and he STILL LIVES WITH PENGUINS OWNER MARIO LEMIEUX.




JJ Redick


I grew up in College Park, and went to Maryland so that should explain why I hate this guy. Pale, pasty faced, backne havin' mutha ****a. This guy had no handles, and flopped around the court like it was his job. I'm so glad I called him while drunk back in around 2004 and told him that he was a straight up scrub and wouldn't amount to anything more than a pine rider in the NBA. I told you! I also told him I'd do some nasty **** to his sister, but I don't remember what I said specifically. Dick Vitale's constant knob slobbing made it even worse too, get throat cancer again Dick so you can't commentate on games.

I think that's enough for now