Aight, firstly, yeah I am at 40K, but most of my posting from 12k to now have been primarily here in SE. SE4L obviously. This place is easily my favorite place to talk sports other than with some buddies over pounds of beer, but since I can’t do that at work this place fills that void. Now I am an avid fan of a lot of sports, but as some of you know I am a huge hater when it comes to certain things and certain players, ergo the purpose of this thread. I’d like people to utilize this thread as a place to vent about players they subjectively hate. So that means if you are going to post a rant you had better bring it instead of saying some stupid one liner like “ZOMG Steve Nash is overrated!” Now obviously we all know he’s overrated, but go into detail why, either in an academic manner or in a Monday morning hater manner. That’s what I expect at least, and I know SE’s vets feel the same.

So to get this thread started I present to you all, my most hated player from the four main sports, football, baseball, basketball, and soccer. I am a hockey hater so anyone that plays it is already on my list, so hockey fans, deal with it.

Don’t ask me to defend any of the following. Rather, embrace your inner hater.

Baseball


What a fat turd!
Without question it is Curt Schilling. A gigantic blond douche from the Phillies, he’s always been an egotistical whiny bitch IMO. I probably hate him even more because his stupid douche bags team, which featured minor bitches like Randy Johnson, the mustached bastard Bob Brenly, and ****ed up batting stance Luis Gonzalez beat out the Yankees in the WS on a garbage infield single and with two dominant pitchers. So **** him right there already. To further compound Schillings already elite ****bagness, he moves to of all teams the Boston Red Sox, where he ends up winning another WS on another team that featured a bunch of bastards. **** the sock, it was ketchup. Of course throughout both ordeals we had to listen to this obnoxious windbag constantly bump his gums. So **** you Curt Schilling, I hate you more than any baseball player ever.

Honorable mentions:
Randy Johnson
Mark McGwire
David Justice

Football



Football has a long history of being a tough guys game, where everything is left on the field. However one player has constantly left it all at press conferences, or driveways, or in magazine interviews, and that’s Terrell Owens. I wish this stupid ****er sucked at football since he is another egotistical bastard that ruins teams and makes himself the constant center of attention in the ultimate team game. He lacks the humor of other attention whores like Ocho Cinco, and instead actively seeks to undermine and embarrass teammates and opponents. He’s a classless ****er that is ruinous to teams and a great sport. I actively root against this man and I am sure he knows that and is worried that I do.

Honorable Mentions:
Eli Manning
Kyle Turley
Jeremy Shockey

Basketball



Ever since 1993, I’ve despised this person and as a hater he’s never let me down. Time and time again, Chris Webber has provided me amusement with his anti-clutchness. He has a propensity to go an entire year playing like a great player only to have it ruined by his own mistake whenever it mattered. From the infamous time out call in the NCAA tournament, to his epic failures on the defense end when he played for Kings. I was one of the few people that never felt sorry for him since I always felt his losernesss was directly tied to his previously mentioned uncluthness. In a league filled with so many poor character guys, the one guy that never delivered when it mattered always kept my ire. Sick work C-Webb, and by the way you suck as a commentator too.

Honorable mentions:
Dan Majerle
Tracy McGrady
Karl Malone

Soccer



As someone that’s been watching pretty extensively the past four years, my range of players is still pretty small. With that in mind there is one player I despise more than any other player and that’s Didier Drogba. A guy blessed with great speed and strength, he spends more time on his back that a hooker. He also flails and whines worse than the worst 5 year old child. He epitomizes everything that non soccer fans bitch about the game. They think its filled with whiny pussy’s, and when some of the few games they can easily see involve guys like him, its easy to see why they think that way. So **** you, you ****ing vagina, and **** your stupid team too.
Honorable mentions:

Christiano Ronaldo
Jamie Carragher
Cuauhtémoc Blanco



So fellow SE Player Haters, let the hate flow and vent a bit!

great post

7 stars

I'm going to go home to put some water in Rajon Rondo's mom's dish

Such a pussy. He likes to talk **** to smaller skilled guys yet won't back his **** up against bigger boys. Dirty ass player too.
Corey Perry is probably the #1 most hated current NHL player. He likes to put in some slashes and elbows here and there but falls like a soccer player each time he gets touched. Mouthy ass kid and has the cocky smirk on his face. If he wasn't so good and protected by referees, he'd most likely get a huge asslicking.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUr_qek_W2I

who the **** is that? Hate better Wrane!

drogba v arse 1

drogba v arse 2

drogba v arse 3


here is drogba with some silverware

Oooh! Oooh! Fun!

Football: Brett Favre



I am so sick of hearing about this f**king selfish a**hole. What a media whore. Peyton Manning goes about his business, year in and year out, being the best QB to ever play the game. And he gets 1/10th the media coverage as this f**king douchebag. In the short time I was doing my NFC Rankings, you'll notice I never once mentioned Favre. I didn't care if he went 40/40 for 900 yards and 8 touchdowns, I was never, ever, ever going to give him props.

Honorable Mention: Terrell Owens

Hockey: Mats Sudin



"Sundin, you're a f**king loser, you complete waste of space!" - Drunken Flyers fan. Couldn't say it better myself.

Honorable Mention: Scott Stevens

Baseball: Russell Martin



As the Phillies-Dodgers has become a little bit of a (one-sided) rivalry these last two years, I have grown to hate Martin, a whining jacka** if I ever saw one. He complains when he's catching, he complains when he's batting.

Soccer: John Terry



Each year, I anxiously look forward to the annual "John Terry Crying Like A Little Bitch When Chelsea Gets Knocked Out Of The Champions League Waa-a-palooza." He complains a lot even for a soccer player, and just oozes douchebag essence. Seeing him blow the Champions League Final by missing a pk against ManU two years ago - and subsequently crying like an 8 year old girl - was one of the highlights of my soccer watching career. (And I'm a Liverpool fan, so I didn't exactly enjoy ManU winning.)

Honorable Mention: Didier Drogba

Football



Baseball



Am Football



Rugby

Wow we are fairly similar

Basketball-Malone, Big Baby
Football-Favre, Eli Manning
Soccer-Carragher, anyone Italian
Baseball-Everyone

LOL @ all the Chelsea haters in this young thread

Basketball



Really you needed a wheelchair for a shoulder injury?? go flop some more

Hockey



I hate Chris Pronger with a passion. Massive douche, extremely dirty player. I remember hoping the worst for him when a slap shot hit him in the chest against the Red Wings a while back.

Soccer



go dive some more you ****ing ****

Football



Pretty self explanatory with this one. This mega douche ruined the thing I love the most in sports.

Mats Sundin and Scott Stevens.

wtf? Two of the greatest players in their respective era and other than Sundin being a leafs, I really haven't heard of anyone complaining about them.

Honorable mention for soccer:

Chelsea fans!

also LOL@ starfish, thats great.

thedeezy,

You're complaining about Gerrard diving? Really? There are like 10,000 soccer players that dive more than Gerrard. Just on Liverpool, Torres dives WAY WAY WAY more than Gerrard.

Edit: Ok 10,000 is too many. 1,000. Gerrard dives, sure, so does everyone else. Half of Chelsea dives more than Gerrard. So, yeah, Gerrard ain't no saint, for sure. But to single him out for diving seems weird to me.

Carragher claimed he launched a deliberate hard tackle in a practice session against former Liverpool teammate Rigobert Song because of the latter's perceived mockery of Carragher's defending.[17] "Song walked on to the training pitch with a smile on his face. He was limping off it with a grimace an hour later. The first chance I got, I did him. Never have I hunted down a 50-50 tackle with greater appetite. 'You're not ****ing laughing now, are you, you soft ****?' I said as he hobbled away."[16]

Football:

Albert Haynesworth



Baseball:

Kevin Youkilis



Honorable mention:

Papelbon

If I made a top 5, Gerrard would have been number 4 then JT. Gerrard is a massive douche, a whining diving bitch, and a bastard that things he's the best player on any team he plays on. His lack of discipline makes everyone else work way harder.

anyone who hates russell martin sucks at life

I LOVE DROGBA!

hypocrite imo

You needed to quote my entire post to say that? Make the thread scroll longer, seriously. L2Messageboard.

hahaha, I have a feeling I will grow to love this thread. People, don't get all bent out of shape if your boyfriend gets mentioned, JUST HATE!

Youkilis getting owned by Porcello has to be one of my favorite non-Yankee baseball moments ever.