NHL 2011-12 Regular Season Thread

[Geddy Lee]

Clowe's not a pussy. In fact, he's far from it. He's just an awful human being who endangers the lives of others when he steps behind the wheel of a car.

[DontWakeDaddy]

Originally Posted by Geddy Lee

Clowe's not a pussy. In fact, he's far from it. He's just an awful human being who endangers the lives of others when he steps behind the wheel of a car.

He is not used to people being on the roads.

[NhlNut]

Oh dear God, why did I read the Ask a Swinger thread in oot? I don't need to know these things.

[nutshot2]

AJ,

watch some sharks games.

Geddy,

good call about Chloe being a terrible human being, but he is also a pussy.

[Vagos]

Hockeyyyyyyyyy!

Cliffs for tonight:

[AcTiOnJaCsOn]

ya ryane clowe being a douche bag Newfie is a way more accurate portrayal. He's always talking ****, wanting to fight people, playing through injuries etc.

So i was thinking…. If minnesota visits SJ or vice versa and Ryane Clowe and dany heatley are out drinking past curfew, who drives back to the respective teams hotels (the assumption is they are both to stupid to call a cab).

[TheCroShow]

Originally Posted by nutshot2

The players have been polled: Who is the biggest pussy in the league?

1. Logan Couture
2. Ryan Clowe
3. D. Sedin / H. Sedin (tie)

LDO

Spoiler:

[Geddy Lee]

Originally Posted by NhlNut

Oh dear God, why did I read the Ask a Swinger thread in oot? I don't need to know these things.

I'm also wishing I didn't open up that thread.

Funny thing is, there's a non-zero chance CanadianSwinger's more established 2p2 account is a regular poster here.

[Meraxes]

Your hate only makes us stronger. Carry on.

[cwicemvp12]

Eastern Conference:

1. Washington
2. Pittsburgh
3. Montreal
4. Tampa Bay
5. Philadelphia
6. New Jersey
7. Boston
8. Buffalo
9. NY Rangers
10. Carolina
11. Winnipeg
12. Toronto
13. NY Islanders
14. Florida
15. Ottawa

Western Conference:

1. Vancouver
2. Chicago
3. Los Angeles
4. San Jose
5. Detroit
6. St. Louis
7. Columbus
8. Calgary
9. Nashville
10. Anaheim
11. Minnesota
12. Colorado
13. Phoenix
14. Dallas
15. Edmonton

Eastern Conference Playoffs:

1v8: Washington < Buffalo
2v7: Pittsburgh > Boston
3v6: Montreal < New Jersey
4v5: Tampa Bay > Philadelphia

Semifinals 1: Pittsburgh > Buffalo
Semifinals 2: Tampa Bay > New Jersey

ECF: Pittsburgh < Tampa Bay

Western Conference Playoffs:

1v8: Vancouver > Calgary
2v7: Chicago > Columbus
3v6: Los Angeles > St. Louis
4v5: San Jose > Detroit

Semifinals 1: Vancouver < San Jose
Semifinals 2: Chicago < Los Angeles

WCF: Los Angeles > San Jose

Stanley Cup: Los Angeles > Tampa Bay

Hart: Alex Ovechkin
Art Ross: Passing Sedin
Rocket: Steven Stamkos
Vezina: Carey Price
Norris: Shea Weber
Calder: Adam Larsson
Selke: Mike Richards
Conn Smythe: Anze Kopitarrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh
Jack Adams: Scott Arniel
Lady Byng: Martin St. Louis

[cwicemvp12]

Originally Posted by Vagos

Hockeyyyyyyyyy!

Cliffs for tonight:

ENDING WITH...

Spoiler:

[Geddy Lee]

I love how all of you guys don't really believe the Flames are going to make the playoffs, but you're putting them in 8th anyways to keep me off suicide watch early in the season.

You're the best family I could ever ask for.

[sylar]

Originally Posted by cwicemvp12

1v8: Washington < Buffalo

laughingshaq.vob

[aislephive]

Originally Posted by Geddy Lee

I love how all of you guys don't really believe the Flames are going to make the playoffs, but you're putting them in 8th anyways to keep me off suicide watch early in the season.

You're the best family I could ever ask for.

But the advanced statistics say the Flames drive the play!

[AcTiOnJaCsOn]

gunna be pretty tough for the troll show to know less about hockey and be a worse poster than last year, but he's off to a pretty impressive start.

Just some friendly advice to nut/trollshow. im not well versed in trolling myself but it seems like it would be way more effective if there is even a hint of truth to the troll, otherwise it just makes you appear unintelligent. Also, it doesn't make anyone mad at all since it can just easily de dismissed by basic logic.

Hope that helps.