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01-27-2017 , 08:23 PM
as for the skills challenge tomorrow...

http://nhl.nbcsports.com/2017/01/27/...s-competition/

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Skills Challenge Relay

Event: Seven skaters and a goalie from each team compete in five challenges that include one-timers, passing puck control, stick-handling and a goalie goals. Each skill must be completed by the player responsible for it before the next player can attempt theirs. The team with fasted time in each heat wins one point, while the team with the fastest overall time gets a bonus point.
this sort of thing is always super meh, but i guess they need it to involve everyone and fill time

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Four Line Challenge

Event: This is a new event at the 2017 skills competition. Here is the official description from the NHL: Each shooter will shoot from one of four shooting positions; near blue line, center line, far blue line and far goal line. The first shooter from each team takes two shots from the near blue line in an attempt to score goals in either the upper left or upper right corner of the net. [etc, etc, etc]

The participants
Atlantic Division: Central Division: Ryan Suter, Tyler Seguin, P.K. Subban, Nathan MacKinnon
Pacific Division: Joe Pavelski, Brent Burns, Ryan Kesler, Bo Horvat
Atlantic Division: Nikita Kucherov, Erik Karlsson, Vincent Trocheck, Shea Weber
Metropolitan Division: Ryan McDonagh, Wayne Simmonds, Taylor Hall, Seth Jones
this seems good in theory, but probably play out super tediously

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Accuracy Shooting

Event: Two players from each team will attempt to hit four 15-inch diameter targets located in each corner of the net. The shooter to hit all four targets in the shortest time period wins. The winner from each match up earns a point for their team, while the player that wins with the fastest overall time gets a bonus point. If anybody beats Daniel Sedin‘s record of hitting all four targets in 7.3 records they also earn their team an additional bonus point.

The participants
Kyle Okposo vs. John Tavares
Auston Matthews vs. Sidney Crosby
Patrik Laine vs. Connor McDavid
Patrick Kane vs. Jeff Carter
1 of the 3 gold standard events, most accurate shooter always a solid brag

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Faster Skater

Event: The track for the head-to-head races is the rink split in half lengthways. The skater with the fastest time in the head-to-head races will skate a full lap of the outside of the rink in an attempt to break Dylan Larkin‘s record of 13.172 seconds. The winner of each match scores one point, the team with the fastest skater scores a bonus, and if anybody breaks Dylan Larkin’s record their team will be awarded a bonus point.

The participants
Brad Marchand vs. Cam Atkinson
Nikita Kucherov vs. Taylor Hall
Vladimir Tarasenko vs. Bo Horvat
Nathan MacKinnon vs. Connor McDavid
#2

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Hardest Shot

The Event: Pretty self explanatory. Who can shoot the puck the hardest?

The participants
Victor Hedman vs. Seth Jones
Shea Weber vs. Alex Ovechkin
Patrik Laine vs. Brent Burns
P.K. Subban vs. Drew Doughty
#3

then the breakaway goal thing that everyone does for like 2 minutes or whatever, not to be confused with their version of the dunk contest breakaway thing that they scrapped this year
(thought it was improving actually, but it is hard to come up with original material)
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01-27-2017 , 11:08 PM
Gainey, Gartner, Lafontaine, D.Savard in

Pilote, Hawerchuk, etc not

list already rustling jimmies big time

Last edited by 72off; 01-27-2017 at 11:15 PM.
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01-27-2017 , 11:45 PM
Nieuwendyk absolutely does not belong on this list. I don't even think he should be a HOFer never mind 100 best ever.. Terrible.
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01-28-2017 , 12:01 AM
And there's Toews for maximum jimmies rustling
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01-28-2017 , 12:06 AM
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And there's Toews for maximum jimmies rustling
NO ****ing Malkin?!??!!

What dumbasses voted?
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01-28-2017 , 12:12 AM
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@Real_ESPNLeBrun
Obvious snubs among active players: Joe Thornton, Evgeni Malkin, Sedin twins, Jarome Iginla, Zdeno Chara...
Karlsson, Doty ... who else?

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01-28-2017 , 12:17 AM
another omission: Martin St. Louis

Worst selections off the top of my head are:
Nieuwendyk
Modano
Toews
Sundin
Gartner
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01-28-2017 , 12:25 AM
[QUOTE=72off;51613063]Karlsson, Doty ... who else?

Maybe Lundqvist, St. Louis?
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01-28-2017 , 12:29 AM
oh yeah, forgot about goalies

Lundqvist, Luongo
maybe Cujo & Belfour, and Ryan Miller has actually had a really nice career
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01-28-2017 , 05:12 PM
that team was alright
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01-28-2017 , 08:03 PM


dying

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Originally Posted by thedeezy
that team was alright
yeah Scotty had a tweet earlier congratulating the ~45 players on that list he's coached lol
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01-28-2017 , 08:33 PM
I stopped looking at the top 100 list when I noticed Mike Milbury was one of 58 voters. Garbage in, garbage out.
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01-28-2017 , 08:40 PM
should have Pernell Karl doing commentary for the entire thing
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01-29-2017 , 02:18 AM
great interview imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIWDIAbf9mA

13m10 hilarious
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01-29-2017 , 05:25 PM
pretty shocked that the team with 20 Cent, Seguin Genesis, Pernell Karl, etc is playing horribly and probably a lock for most hungover
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01-29-2017 , 05:27 PM
This **** is terrible
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01-29-2017 , 05:37 PM
goal!

*camera cuts to kid in 1st row eating sushi*

perfect
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01-29-2017 , 05:41 PM
Frustrating, keep thinking what it would be like if they wanted to win.

Haha think Smith missed plenty of shots for goal on some challenge, but then hit the 5-hole (first time was it?). How many goals is that hail mary gonna cost the yotes -not that it matters- when he starts to now go for 150 feet passes.
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01-29-2017 , 05:42 PM
Bo fo sho!
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01-29-2017 , 06:00 PM
lol Grapes is such an embarrassing dinosaur

players not hitting in ASGs bad
Torts skipping the whole thing because his dog is sick good
i'm skipping the CHL Prospects Game because it's in Quebec
etc, etc, etc


gtfo
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01-29-2017 , 06:04 PM



apparently there is literally no way to understate exactly how bad the Avs are
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01-29-2017 , 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted by 72off
lol Grapes is such an embarrassing dinosaur


i'm skipping the CHL Prospects Game because it's in Quebec
good we don't want him
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01-29-2017 , 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by 72off


apparently there is literally no way to understate exactly how bad the Avs are
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01-29-2017 , 06:48 PM
How degen am I?
Awaiting line on the final.
Def. taking the under if there is a total.
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01-29-2017 , 06:48 PM
hopefully there's a little more intensity, less passing, and more shooting in the final

at least in the last 5-10 minutes

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Originally Posted by El Rata
good we don't want him
obv

just wondering if there was something more to the story there, or if in 2017 he's just that matter of fact about avoiding Quebec because he hates french ppl

he just said it, they didn't elaborate, and moved on, seemed weird
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