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Arizona walkoff
Seattle walkoff
9ers walkoff
9ers assrammed
Giants was on a last second FG right?
Rodgers threw an OT pick 6 against Arizona?

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08-31-2016 , 05:23 PM

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Rodgers was sacked by his facemask and fumbled for an Arizona touchdown.

Not bitter.

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08-31-2016 , 05:30 PM

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Let's see....

Arizona walkoff
Seattle walkoff
9ers walkoff
9ers assrammed
Giants was on a last second FG right?
Rodgers threw an OT pick 6 against Arizona?

Giants a few years ago against 15-1 GB wasn't last second. But IIRC Fat Mike was the coach of the Pack when GB lost to the Giants in OT in 07 in the NFCCG before beating 18-0 NE.

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08-31-2016 , 06:56 PM

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I'm still laughing thinking about the 2015 playoffs

Lions have the game won and turtle up and Caldwell Choke to the Cowboys
Cowboys Garrett Choke their way to field goals and wasted drives and blow the game to the Packers
Packers have the game won and turtle up and McCarthy Choke to the Seahawks

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08-31-2016 , 07:20 PM

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And let's not forget the Shehawks throwing away the game from the 1

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08-31-2016 , 07:22 PM

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Wasn't Cincy's disaster last year?

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08-31-2016 , 07:26 PM

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nath

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And let's not forget the Shehawks throwing away the game from the 1

Oh, yeah! And there was a story going around that certain members of the staff or whatever didn't want Lynch to "get the glory" of the game winning TD. Way to let internal politics blow up your chance for a Super Bowl, guys.

I love that there's a pay-it-forward chain of choking among the NFC playoff teams that year. It's the It Follows of stupid coaching decisions.

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08-31-2016 , 08:26 PM

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Kaep to start on military appreciation night in San Diego this week is awesome.

Even though none of it had to do with the military. But largest USA flag in existence will be there, the "Superflag".

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08-31-2016 , 08:26 PM

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wasn't there a baseball player who believed the same thing? I think it was religious.

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Carl Everett

Youtube of this interview is solid

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08-31-2016 , 09:56 PM

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A fan comment from the Bills' why your team sucks:

Here is a comprehensive history of my memories as a Bills fan:

2002-2003: Bills miss playoffs. I’m really too doe-eyed and idealistic to remember much. They had a safety named Lawyer Milloy, which I thought was funny because his name was actually Lawyer.

2004: Need to beat the Steelers’ practice squad in a “win-and-you’re-in” scenario to make the playoffs. Still lose, and miss the playoffs. Think to myself that they will definitely get there someday, like within the next twelve seasons for sure.

2005: Kelly Holcomb might not be so bad!

2006: JP Losman actually might not be so bad!

2007: Trent Edwards might not be so bad!

Later in 2007: the Bills lost another must-win game that could’ve gotten them into the playoffs. This time, they lost 8-0 to the Browns. I don’t know how many other teams can put “lost a must-win game to the Cleveland goddamn Browns where the Browns didn’t even score a touchdown” on their resume, but I’d venture to guess we’re the only ones.

2008: At least Kevin Everett can walk again.

2009: Ryan Fitzpatrick might not be so bad!

2010: Trade a promising young RB in Marshawn Lynch to Seattle partly due to a rap sheet. Watch him become Beast Mode, but hey at least we have CJ Spiller, right? No way we can mess that up. At least we’re done with dealing with an enigmatic running back’s legal troubles, and this definitely is not a thing we will be dealing with six years from now, I reassure myself while rocking back and forth in a corner.

2011: The Bills put up a huge comeback win over the Patriots in which Tom Brady throws four picks. This remains the single greatest moment I have experienced in my lifetime as a Bills fan, because the only thing that has ever brought me joy with this stupid team has been the three or so times the Patriots haven’t totally crushed the Bills into the ground while pummeling them in the groin with underinflated footballs.

2012: **** YOU CHAN GAILEY AOIDYHVOSHIFIVOUHVODU I ****IN HATE YOU FUCCCCCCCJKKK

2013: EJ Manuel might not be so bad!

2014: Kyle Orton might not be so bad! And hey, our defense is good!

2015: Rex Ryan completely ****ed up what seemed to be an un****upable defense. Also, the realization has hit that our fanbase’s biggest rival is inanimate objects.

Finally, here is a list of things I am looking forward to in 2016:

-The Ryan Brothers installing a defensive system that somehow manages to incur 100 yards in penalties before the opening kickoff even happens.

-Shady McCoy having a comeback year by leading NFL rushers in stats such as Cops Assaulted, Injuries Per Yard, and Orgies.

-That feeling as August rolls around of talking myself into Tyrod Taylor like the drunk guy looking around a near-empty bar at 2 AM.

-Knowing that once that fails, I’ll probably do the same thing for the QB that once boldly proclaimed about Ohio State that he “ain’t come to play school.”

-That through all of this QB hubbub, Sammy Watkins will run a perfect route and practically stand there wide open yelling “HELLOOOOO! THROW IT TO ME AND LET ME DO SAMMY WATKINS THINGS!” while we watch the ball sail some 10 yards over his head.

-Learning in Week 3 that Shaq Lawson’s knees are actually held together by a combination of popsicle sticks and lightly chewed bubble gum.

-Running out of running backs by week 10 because they’re all injured, in jail, or both.

-Knowing that there are only one of two outcomes to this season, as there has been every damn season I have followed this team: (1) the Bills start hot out of the gate and start looking like everyone’s dark horse postseason pick, capture the hearts and imagination of their entire fanbase, only to completely disintegrate by Week 9 and finish 7-9; or, (2) completely bumble**** through September and early October, but then rattle off a ton of wins to be 7-6 and chomping at a playoff spot heading into Week 15. Then they lose 31-7 to the Browns and finish the season 7-9.

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08-31-2016 , 10:02 PM

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Later in 2007 and ain't come to play school destroyed me

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08-31-2016 , 10:11 PM

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The whole concept of playing the national anthem before a game is stupid imo. The outrage is even worse.

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The outrage is a joke but nothing unexpected considering most people are dumb/racist.

The biggest joke is that idiot narcissist clowns like Kaepernick and ****ing Kim Kardashian end up being the face of progress and tolerance and social change.

and this

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08-31-2016 , 10:39 PM

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kaps thought process is not suitable for the nfl

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This is fantastic. nh BAIDS

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08-31-2016 , 10:52 PM

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Did that guy really say he thought Vikings would go 14-2 or 13-3...whoa.

I was thinking 11-5 at best and now without teddy I'm going with 8-8

They were only dogs in 2 games on the schedule pre injury. (@gb and @ari)

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08-31-2016 , 11:00 PM

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That Bills comment is A+

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08-31-2016 , 11:01 PM

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Tavon Austin is just less good Tyler Lockett right?

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08-31-2016 , 11:25 PM

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I prefer a slightly better Cole Beasley

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08-31-2016 , 11:30 PM

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Poor man's Ted DiBiase.

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08-31-2016 , 11:34 PM

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His ceiling is a likeable Percy Harvin

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08-31-2016 , 11:37 PM

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All fantastic comparisons

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08-31-2016 , 11:39 PM

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just saw that there was a game tonight.

can't ever remember a NFL game preseason or regular on a Wednesday.

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08-31-2016 , 11:45 PM

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Tavon Austin is just less good Tyler Lockett right?

I think he's pretty damn good and the Rams criminally underuse him cause herp derp JEFF FISHER DEFENSE SO CHECKDOWN OFFENSE

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09-01-2016 , 12:00 AM

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Austin is a little runt

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09-01-2016 , 12:08 AM

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Dom and his Bills lol that was a good read.

Then we lose 31-7 to the browns loool

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09-01-2016 , 12:26 AM

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