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Old 05-16-2017, 04:44 PM   #2451
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Old 05-16-2017, 06:47 PM   #2452
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I think this is the second time he got his GF/wife pregnant post vasectomy. Wasn't it twins the first time?
With a completion rate like that he should have been a QB.
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Old 05-16-2017, 07:23 PM   #2453
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His sperm by like

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Old 05-17-2017, 08:21 AM   #2454
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It'd be pretty lol if Cromartie didn't get the standard followup test after the vasectomy to make sure he's firing blanks.
I would be more surprised if he did. After I got fixed they said my wife could still get pregnant up to 3 months after. Not sure when he got his and when his wife got pregnant the first time. I am pretty sure doctors just cut the tube where the sperms travel, nor sure if that's how it's always been done.
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Old 05-17-2017, 04:26 PM   #2455
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With a completion rate like that he should have been a QB.
Anyone can score 3 pregnancies per game if you chuck enough shots
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Old 05-18-2017, 03:31 PM   #2456
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gg Ladarius Green?

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Old 05-18-2017, 03:51 PM   #2457
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Bills 2nd rd. pick Zay Jones sprained his knee and is "week-to-week."

May 21st. Well, this season's hopes lasted longer than most Bills' seasons.
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Old 05-19-2017, 03:41 PM   #2458
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Old 05-19-2017, 06:03 PM   #2459
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lol He should've said he doesn't support the teacher not giving a final
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Old 05-19-2017, 07:58 PM   #2460
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Dennis Hopper Nike commercials

Because, why not?
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Old 05-19-2017, 08:17 PM   #2461
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those were 20+ years ago...the nostalgia is lost on most of these folks and they weren't even shot in HD.

but not for me...ah, the memories.
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Old 05-19-2017, 08:23 PM   #2462
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Well I appreciate it, man.
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Old 05-19-2017, 09:19 PM   #2463
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Bad things, Man.
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Old 05-20-2017, 01:36 PM   #2464
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Jerry Stiller as Vince Lombardi was also quite good.
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Old 05-23-2017, 12:43 PM   #2465
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http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/nf...l-no-twerking/

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NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is expected to tell owners that group celebrations, using the ball as a prop after touchdowns, going to the ground and snow angels are all now legal, according to USAToday.com's Tom Pelissero.
IT'S ABOUT TIME

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Old 05-23-2017, 03:24 PM   #2466
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RIP 'Tez





Seattle's bad week continues...
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Old 05-23-2017, 04:44 PM   #2467
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10 minute OT now...
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Old 05-23-2017, 05:22 PM   #2468
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Yeah that's awful.
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Old 05-23-2017, 06:35 PM   #2469
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Looking forward to this with the relaxed celebration rules

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Old 05-24-2017, 05:37 PM   #2470
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Jets sure know how to make use of 2nd round picks.
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Old 05-24-2017, 06:08 PM   #2471
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in related news, the Jets released Devin Smith yesterday after he tore his ACL (again) in OTAs.

Man. Hackenberg was a bad pick but there's something utterly hilarious about the Jets using a second-round pick this year on a guy who plays the same position as their first-round pick this year.

And of course even that only happened because they decided to take Pryor instead of HHCD in 2014, so now instead of a Pro Bowl FS they have a SS they don't even want.

Anyway I continue to be impressed by the Jets' inability to build a functioning roster.
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Old 05-24-2017, 06:47 PM   #2472
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Sigh, I had hope for the new Cleveland braintrust but it looks like Browns gonna Browns

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Old 05-24-2017, 06:55 PM   #2473
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Nothing says browns like having to get the guy who gave them a first for trent richardson.

He's probably an upgrade, colts never went 1-15.
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Old 05-24-2017, 06:56 PM   #2474
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Maybe they just want insight into what the rest of the typical gms are thinking
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Old 05-24-2017, 07:01 PM   #2475
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Maybe they just want insight into what the rest of the typical gms are thinking
The dude grigson is reporting to worked with him 4 years in indy. It's simple standard NFL good old boys club.
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