Another year of football and another year shall the NFC BEAST rise above the rest of the foes. We have a familiar cast of characters with one notable newcomer hoping to turn the fortunes of a hilariously inept franchise and the 126th place finisher in the 2004 WSOP and the most distinguished oat runner in the Western Hemisphere. This year marks the dawn of the ELIte era where mere peons like spitshine yeota can interact with such royalty as F60. Let us not forget the real stars of the show, THE DREAM TEAM sponsored by PETA. They bring back a team full of killers and hope to live up to the great Vince Young's proclamation.

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LET US BEAST

BEAST. I expect lots of lulz from this thread, as always

Expect nothing but greatness from the Cowboys on our way to 8 wins. The BEAST is OURS this year to come up short in once again. Good times to be had. LET US NFL.

Beast thread 1st quarter plot:

The Redskins start 4-0 vs the likes of @the neutered Aints, @rams, vs bengals, @buccs. Washington homer posting hilarity ensues.

thread title is AIDS

You can't get AIDS from shining shoes.

That is by far the longest Steroid Boy post I have ever seen.

no, but you could get herpes from slurping a dudes dick

good thing tony has regular tests then, right?

Might be the GOAT first 10 posts of any thread eva

lol BEASTdidd

ghana be tough to top this for pott

Karak piggybacking on someone else's joke, standard

Giants for Super Bowl repeat please?

Eh, I guess I could dream.