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Old 06-18-2012, 08:34 AM   #19801
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Re: NBA Season Thread 2011-2012

The area code method is awesome
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Old 06-18-2012, 08:40 AM   #19802
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bobbos scale is bad. proly better than any of the alternatives offered recently tho. problem with bobbos scale is u dont kno if u want to bang them all the time prior to bangin them.
that's why my version of bobbo's scale has a 1 for maybe instead of drunk, which makes it the most elite

then when you get wasted 1's become 2's and 0's risk becoming 1's
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Old 06-18-2012, 08:43 AM   #19803
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Philosophical problem with no / yes / repeatedly.

If answer "yes," then "repeatedly" is assumed until externalities / cost-benefit analysis / unforeseen variables interfere with previous unadulterated "yes."

So just need yes / no with understanding that yes will change if SHE CRAZY or she's horrible in bed, or something.
i agree with this

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The area code method is awesome
my friends once introduced me to rating girls the same as bonds (i.e. AA-, BBB, subprime, etc). it seemed awesome to me until i realized it was just way too much mental work to churn out a simple rating.
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Old 06-18-2012, 11:03 AM   #19804
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Area code method is not very much work and really allows flexibility for that not-insignificant portion of the population with smoking bodies and busted faces, or the cute girl with just not much going on. You find out who is a 318 kind of guy and who is a 813 kind of guy.

Plus it's a bit more subtle, we used it in the hospital where if you say "8 maybe a 9" every time a nurse walks by they catch on, but with this they don't know what you mean.
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Old 06-18-2012, 11:06 AM   #19805
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area code method > Bobbo method imo
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Old 06-18-2012, 11:34 AM   #19806
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+1 to area code method being awesome.
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Old 06-18-2012, 01:47 PM   #19807
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Re: NBA Season Thread 2011-2012

Timmay's mom is a 10110
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Old 06-18-2012, 01:51 PM   #19808
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Re: NBA Season Thread 2011-2012

that's some zip code ****

how do you area code a 10-1-10? 010? or slide everything down such that 0 = 1, 1 = 2, 9 =10, etc, so timmay's mom is a 919?
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Old 06-18-2012, 01:53 PM   #19809
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that's some zip code ****

how do you area code a 10-1-10? 010? or slide everything down such that 0 = 1, 1 = 2, 9 =10, etc, so timmay's mom is a 919?
That's exactly what I just did. Ruins the area code theme, but still works. Just call her a ten one ten.
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Old 06-18-2012, 01:58 PM   #19810
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yeah i know what you did, but it's confusing once put on paper

guess it doesnt' really matter since normally spoken tho
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Old 06-18-2012, 03:38 PM   #19811
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Area code method is not very much work and really allows flexibility for that not-insignificant portion of the population with smoking bodies and busted faces, or the cute girl with just not much going on. You find out who is a 318 kind of guy and who is a 813 kind of guy.

Plus it's a bit more subtle, we used it in the hospital where if you say "8 maybe a 9" every time a nurse walks by they catch on, but with this they don't know what you mean.
Yes! I am all about speaking in code. Vernacular ftw. You could even make it more subtle and masked, ex: "618 is in Ohio right?" And then if your friend thinks she's a different rating he could say, "Nah, but I think 719 is."

Area code method confirmed awesome. vhawk01 you get the McLovin posting award for the week. Also makes me think of that Ludacris song, "I got hoes in different area codes".

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Old 06-18-2012, 04:04 PM   #19812
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Yes or no, the various caviats are nonsense imo
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Old 06-18-2012, 04:27 PM   #19813
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Timmay's mom is a 10110
This really hurts considering my last fling was like a 517. Booooooo.
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Old 06-18-2012, 04:54 PM   #19814
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that's some zip code ****

how do you area code a 10-1-10? 010? or slide everything down such that 0 = 1, 1 = 2, 9 =10, etc, so timmay's mom is a 919?
Yeah its a 0-9 scale, not 1-10
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Old 06-18-2012, 05:09 PM   #19815
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Yeah there really is no such thing as a "10" and if there was, you wouldn't need a rating to classify her.
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