cavs starting 5:

lebron, kyrie, kevin love, shawn marion, varajao

GG nba, you can just give the championship to the cavs

most stacked roster by far

8 Matthew Dellavedova SG 24 6-4 200 Saint Mary's $816,482
12 Joe Harris SG 23 6-6 225 Virginia $884,879
33 Brendan Haywood C 34 7-0 263 North Carolina $2,213,668
2 Kyrie Irving PG 22 6-3 193 Duke $7,070,730
23 LeBron James SF 29 6-8 250 $20,644,400
22 James Jones SF 33 6-8 215 Miami (FL) $915,243
-- Alex Kirk C 22 7-0 245 New Mexico $507,336
0 Kevin Love PF 26 6-10 243 UCLA $15,719,063
5 John Lucas III PG 31 5-11 166 Oklahoma State $1,600,000
0 Shawn Marion SF 36 6-7 228 UNLV
13 Mike Miller SF 34 6-8 218 Florida $2,732,000
33 Erik Murphy PF 23 6-10 230 Florida $816,482
33 Dwight Powell PF 23 6-11 240 Stanford $507,336
22 Malcolm Thomas PF 25 6-9 225 San Diego State $948,163
13 Tristan Thompson PF 23 6-9 238 Texas $5,138,430
17 Anderson Varejao C 31 6-11 267 $9,704,545
3 Dion Waiters SG 22 6-4 225 Syracuse $4,062,000

BAN

Lebron is playing the 2??

SF = the 3 SG = the 2

PG = the 1...

kyrie is the ultimate pg in the nba... # 1 pg in the world ... period.

can shoot LIGHTS out and great on pick n roll

This thread

-5 stars

Thread doesn't seem very official.

Nash Head, is that you?

Lock and (temp) ban.

nnstrt looks too new to know about Nash Head, so I'll let that slide, people make uninformed mistakes, it happens. What I will not excuse is that pitiful attempt at an OP for the ENTIRE upcoming NBA season. "Let me cut and paste the Cavs roster and talk some D+ trash. NBA season thread!" Kyrie "#1 PG in the world"? I've always wondered how the numbers 1 through 5 correlated to basketball positions though, so thanks for that.

i like it, this seems like a good TZ

It's extra critical that in addition to just being about the Cavs, he gets the Cavs starting 5 not merely wrong, but wrong in an incredibly hilarious and unusual way by putting Lebron at shooting guard and having Marion(???) start at the 3.

that is the best starting line up... deoin waiters would be great the 2, but marion defensive purposes outweighs waiters sick offensive skills.

varaejo sucks but he is a good presence in the middle. but he really sucks tbh:

CAVS is ****IN STACKED THIS YEAR!

voted 5 stars

Damn. Brendon Haywood still in the league and collecting checks apparently.

Dudes about to rang. Good for him.

shawn marion is even older than brendan haywood.

Marion is good enough to start and bump Lebron from his preferred position tho.

Lebron might be able to dunk from wherever and shoot and all, but..... can he finger-roll?

Gotta say, big fan of leading off the roster with Matthew Delavadova, I think he's the key

This is pretty much everything anyone ever needs to know about the NBA. Well done OP!

threads don't get much better than this

And to think that someone was once banned for using the term Cleveland ******

a+