MLB No-Hitter Alert Thread sponsored by the Houston Astros - Sporting Events and Fantasy Sports

**cwicemvp12** · 04-01-2011, 01:31 PM

You'll be 80% these guys multiple times:

Through 2. As a seasoned veteran in this situation, I advise all bathroom breaks to be taken in the bottom half of the inning. Minimal blinking also advised.

Go!

**Phildo** · 04-01-2011, 01:35 PM

this might have been funny the first 50 or 60 times

**cwicemvp12** · 04-01-2011, 01:35 PM

Elite defense!

**cwicemvp12** · 04-01-2011, 01:37 PM

Except you don't understand, Halladay is going to no-hit the Astros today. Book it.

Number1Hater · 04-01-2011, 01:38 PM

way to early

rsigley · 04-01-2011, 01:38 PM

hard to pitch a no hitter when you can't get the pitcher who has a career BA < .100 out

**Phildo** · 04-01-2011, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cwicemvp12

Except you don't understand, Halladay is going to no-hit the Astros today. Book it.

lol

Triumph36 · 04-01-2011, 01:41 PM

lol halladay

**cwicemvp12** · 04-01-2011, 01:41 PM

I forgot the Myers factor in my equation. Bad form on my part.

**cwicemvp12** · 04-01-2011, 01:42 PM

Quote:

PHILADELPHIA -- Brett Myers stood on first base, shaking his head and shrugging his shoulders. He couldn't explain his hitting success, and no one ever expected it.

A wrinkle in time.

Coff · 04-01-2011, 01:53 PM

Thats my favorite Myers memory.

tarheeljks · 04-01-2011, 02:09 PM

the phillies couldnt even beat the giants. they are worthless.

**cwicemvp12** · 04-01-2011, 02:10 PM

Brett Myers has figured out time travel.

tarheeljks · 04-01-2011, 02:49 PM

so halladay is supposed to be an elite pitcher but he gives up 2 hrs to a scrub like cody ross in the playoffs and isnt even ready for opening day as he gives up two hits to a pitcher named Myers? ok....... gmafb.

**dkgojackets** · 04-01-2011, 08:18 PM

Josh Johnson through 4!