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in the 20th century
Team A vs Team B
goal differential: Team A 113 goals for & 42 goals against
winning percentage: team A 28 wins - 6 losses - 8 draws
in world cup qualifiers: team A 10-2-5
results: team A really dominated this century! team A is Mexico, congratulations Mexico!
...but for context...
other things that dominated this century: whaling, polio, charlie chaplin, manual credit card machines that made a noise like a giant crossbow
ways people got their news in this century: horseback, screaming, beacons of flame on mountains of gondor
things people liked to do in this century: invent the radio, sit on flagpoles, remember the alamo by reaping the benefits of leading the first world into a mighty age of benevolent imperialism (usa only), use cash to buy a single issue of a porn magazine that you then would read over and over for two years making elaborate stories about all the pictures including the advertisements until the paper had conglomerated into brick of pure epoxy
in the 21st century
Mexico 22 goals, USA 35 goals, el wormo turno
Mexico record vs USA: 6 wins 13 losses 5 draws
Mexico's losing record against USA in world cup qualifiers = 3 wins 4 losses
Mexico's record in 2002 world cup tournament AFTER MEXICO LOST TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA...
zero wins, zero losses, zero games, Mexico on your bicicleta, mexico on your triciclo, mexico adios!
level of resentment felt by Mexico towards USA for being reduced to central american pinata champions
Team A vs Team B
goal differential: Team A 113 goals for & 42 goals against
winning percentage: team A 28 wins - 6 losses - 8 draws
in world cup qualifiers: team A 10-2-5
results: team A really dominated this century! team A is Mexico, congratulations Mexico!
...but for context...
other things that dominated this century: whaling, polio, charlie chaplin, manual credit card machines that made a noise like a giant crossbow
ways people got their news in this century: horseback, screaming, beacons of flame on mountains of gondor
things people liked to do in this century: invent the radio, sit on flagpoles, remember the alamo by reaping the benefits of leading the first world into a mighty age of benevolent imperialism (usa only), use cash to buy a single issue of a porn magazine that you then would read over and over for two years making elaborate stories about all the pictures including the advertisements until the paper had conglomerated into brick of pure epoxy
in the 21st century
Mexico 22 goals, USA 35 goals, el wormo turno
Mexico record vs USA: 6 wins 13 losses 5 draws
Mexico's losing record against USA in world cup qualifiers = 3 wins 4 losses
Mexico's record in 2002 world cup tournament AFTER MEXICO LOST TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA...
zero wins, zero losses, zero games, Mexico on your bicicleta, mexico on your triciclo, mexico adios!
level of resentment felt by Mexico towards USA for being reduced to central american pinata champions
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