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Long-simmering issues between Sharks general manager Doug Wilson and veteran center Joe Thornton boiled to the surface Friday when Thornton had a direct response to Wilson's latest explanation of why the 'C' was removed from his jersey.

"I think Doug just needs to shut his mouth," Thornton said after his team's morning practice. "I think that's the bottom line."

Thornton added: "All I've got to say is I've been here every day working hard. I haven't taken a sabbatical. He just needs to stop lying, shut his mouth."

http://www.mercurynews.com/sharks/ci...oug-just-needs

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03-13-2015 , 05:54 PM

#178

switch0723

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So Wilson says that when he is stressed, Thornton lashes out, which is why they took the C off him. Thornton responds to this stress by lashing out at his GM.

Chokez Chokez Chokez

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03-14-2015 , 06:04 AM

#179

royalblue

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If I could have either Joe Thornton or Doug Wilson, it'd be a pretty clear cut decision

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03-14-2015 , 04:34 PM

#180

switch0723

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neither ldo

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03-17-2015 , 08:42 PM

#181

AdamSchwartz

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Chokez playing a must win game against the Jits tonight:

1st Period Summary

WPG 1:10 Adam Lowry (8) Assist: Andrew Ladd

WPG 9:39 Mark Scheifele (12) (Power Play)
Assists: Tobias Enstrom, Blake Wheeler

WPG 13:01 Andrew Ladd (24) (Power Play)
Assists: Jacob Trouba, Michael Frolik

In their defense, there was a lot of consensus bad calls in that period.

Love that they've just have given up, though.

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03-17-2015 , 08:52 PM

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72off

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Originally Posted by AdamSchwartz

In their defense, there was a lot of consensus bad calls in that period.

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WPG 9:39 Mark Scheifele (12) (Power Play)
Assists: Tobias Enstrom, Blake Wheeler

WPG 13:01 Andrew Ladd (24) (Power Play)
Assists: Jacob Trouba, Michael Frolik

ya i count at least two

end of an era

well at least they still have the Niners Giants!

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03-17-2015 , 09:20 PM

#183

aoFrantic

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At the game. Charks chook

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03-17-2015 , 10:03 PM

#184

AcTiOnJaCsOn

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The lack of awareness is still astounding. Absolutely nothin' better than the irony of two disgraceful chokez slappies commenting on the sharks.

The chokez captain:

Her sister:

gj, ge

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03-17-2015 , 10:16 PM

#185

switch0723

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I get it, you posted a gif with no shark because they have no captain. Good one

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03-18-2015 , 01:24 AM

#186

AdamSchwartz

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Haha, Jits fans are my new favorite. Sweet trolling.

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03-24-2015 , 12:23 AM

#187

72off

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1ST PERIOD
14:09 OTT Mika Zibanejad (18) ASST: Mike Hoffman (19), Bobby Ryan (33) 1 - 0 OTT
2ND PERIOD
12:47 SJS PPG - Joe Pavelski (35) ASST: Brent Burns (37), Patrick Marleau (34) 1 - 1 Tie
13:17 SJS Chris Tierney (3) ASST: Tommy Wingels (18), Matt Nieto (16) 2 - 1 SJS

Spoiler:

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03-24-2015 , 12:00 PM

#188

brandoncla

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The choke before the choke

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04-07-2015 , 03:03 PM

#189

72off

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It stinks. There's nothing else you can really say. As hockey players, you want to give yourself an opportunity to play for the Stanley Cup. We're not going to have that chance this year. Especially with the way last year ended, it's very, very disappointing.
—Chokez forward Logan Couture on being eliminated from playoff contention

"stinky disappointment", yeah that about covers it

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04-07-2015 , 04:18 PM

#190

sylar

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turns out the C in CSKA stands for 'Chokes!!! Radulov's club just pulled a San Jose vs LA 2014.

Radulov-Couture-Marleau would be pretty good line next year IMO.

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04-07-2015 , 04:30 PM

#191

StoppedRainingMen

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I mean the warriors have the best team in the NBA, the giants are raising their 3rd world series banner in 5 years and the 9ers have 5 Super Bowls. I think the Bay Area will get by not thriving in a 9th rate sport made up of pussy Canadians and lol euros

Meanwhile in Vancouver: riotingasianholdsstick.jpg

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04-07-2015 , 04:34 PM

#192

StoppedRainingMen

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Vancouver loses a playoff series and you imbeciles burn the city down. Sharks choke away a 3-0 lead and we just change the channel to the giants game

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04-07-2015 , 04:37 PM

#193

72off

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[ ] city burnt down

also: lololol 9ers!

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04-07-2015 , 04:38 PM

#194

StoppedRainingMen

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Sorry bro, your argument is invalid

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04-07-2015 , 04:39 PM

#195

StoppedRainingMen

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But hey, maybe the Canucks might actually win once and give your city something to celebrate. That would be neat

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04-07-2015 , 04:44 PM

#196

72off

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and maybe one of these years the CHOKEZ will not choke

don't hold your breath though

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04-07-2015 , 04:47 PM

#197

StoppedRainingMen

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Roger that

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04-07-2015 , 04:49 PM

#198

Larry Legend

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His breath seems held, its almost as if something got caught in his throat

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04-07-2015 , 05:42 PM

#199

royalblue

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Everyone in california will die of thirst before any of their teams win something significant again

Last edited by royalblue; 04-07-2015 at 05:43 PM. Reason: Only two years to go for that

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04-07-2015 , 05:50 PM

#200

AdamSchwartz

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The beauty of the thread title is that it automatically keeps the consecutive years without a choke up to date!

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