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05-04-2014 , 12:31 AM
Just when you think Cl.ar.k can't get any more lol, the man pulls a fast one
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05-04-2014 , 12:38 AM
Nah, this is good. The Sharks are only relevant for like one week in late April/early May, but their LOL lives on year round.

What's dead may never die
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05-04-2014 , 05:40 PM
Some girl was wearing a Chokez hat last night, made fun of her for wearing it, and then ended up banging her non-Chokez associated friend.

lol chokez
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05-07-2014 , 11:48 AM
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05-07-2014 , 12:33 PM
elite gif.

Also sick brag Gus
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06-14-2014 , 12:46 AM
Whistles.......... Sorry to do this, Sharks fans, but it must be done to bump this in light of recent events. I wish I had something else to say, but uhhhhhh, yeah. The full needle has been applied now.
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06-14-2014 , 12:49 AM
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06-14-2014 , 12:50 AM
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Dustin Brown hoisting the cup is one of the biggest disgraces in all sports.


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Luckily the team is so deep considering he's a pathetic excuse for a captain and a human being. No c should be on Dustin brown's jersey that doesn't stand for cuckold, **** or cock sucker.
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Last edited by plubius; 06-14-2014 at 01:02 AM.
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06-14-2014 , 12:51 AM
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06-14-2014 , 01:04 AM
YES! It's back to being stickied again. Again, I'm sorry Sharks fans.
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06-14-2014 , 01:07 AM
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06-14-2014 , 01:26 AM
Looooooool only the CHOKEZZZZZZZ could enable a run like this to happen
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06-14-2014 , 01:46 AM
Alec Martinez once played for the San Jose jr Sharks. The lols just never end
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06-14-2014 , 01:54 AM
The chokez--aka the 40 yr old virgins and perennial choke artists via a 3-2 choke in the 2011 SCF, choke vrs the kings as the 1 vs 8 seed, and sweep as a decent favorite in in the round vrs the sharks the next year (of course their history goes way beyond this)--dove this year in the standings and didn't qualify for the playoffs.

Any morons that want to expose themselves by misapplying the moniker can feel free to do so.
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06-14-2014 , 09:04 AM
Did the real chokez also get a lot of consensus bad calls this year?
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06-14-2014 , 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted by AcTiOnJaCsOn
The chokez--aka the 40 yr old virgins and perennial choke artists via a 3-2 choke in the 2011 SCF, choke vrs the kings as the 1 vs 8 seed, and sweep as a decent favorite in in the round vrs the sharks the next year (of course their history goes way beyond this)--dove this year in the standings and didn't qualify for the playoffs.

Any morons that want to expose themselves by misapplying the moniker can feel free to do so.
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06-14-2014 , 09:55 AM
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06-14-2014 , 02:19 PM
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Did the real chokez also get a lot of consensus bad calls this year?
Here's a novel suggestion: ask someone who actually endorses that disgrace of an organization.
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06-14-2014 , 02:23 PM
i love this thread.
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06-14-2014 , 02:30 PM
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06-14-2014 , 03:39 PM
The Kings winning the Stanley Cup is the ultimate lol chokes
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06-14-2014 , 04:38 PM
Did they make that comeback in the first round?


Doesn't seem real.

And they were down 3 games?

Wow
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06-14-2014 , 04:59 PM
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The Kings winning the Stanley Cup is the ultimate lol chokes
The sharks out fenwick'd the Stanley cup champs, so lol them am I right?

The only way the the level of discourse could get lower itt is if resident chokez slappy Adam Schwartz came in here with his two cents.
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06-14-2014 , 06:28 PM
Teams that habitually choke tend to underperform their advanced stats imo
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