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05-01-2014 , 05:56 PM

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tuq

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In all seriousness though this probably shouldn't be stickied for any longer than the start of next season.

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05-01-2014 , 06:40 PM

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Hold'em 07

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05-01-2014 , 06:46 PM

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Jimmy Proffett

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For the last 15 years my friends and I have been picking a team out of a hat and Stanley Cup winner and runner-up get the money. I've had the winner 3 times and runner-up once; that's running well right?

This year I get the Sharks.... I figure with their talent and my runhot we could defeat the choking moniker.

The Chokez were too much for me. More powerful than a choking locomotive

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05-01-2014 , 07:32 PM

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brandoncla

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Originally Posted by Hold'em 07

Omg yesss

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05-01-2014 , 07:56 PM

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Everlastrr

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Originally Posted by tuq

In all seriousness though this probably shouldn't be stickied for any longer than the start of next season.

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05-01-2014 , 08:19 PM

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PunkRockHec

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This thread is simply awesome and must live on in eternity.

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05-01-2014 , 08:21 PM

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AcTiOnJaCsOn

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My posts look even better in hindsight, which is incredible.

Whether Joe Thornton has been good in the playoffs is really the perfect litmus test for basic hockey knowledge.

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05-01-2014 , 08:29 PM

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Steve Yzerman fan

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Listening to that "Cried" song that rafiki posted and watching the Holdem Thornton gif at the same time is the greatest.

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05-01-2014 , 09:00 PM

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nyc999

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Years from now, after we're all long gone, and some kid opens a history book reads about how the Kings of Los Angeles were one of a few teams in history to come back from a 3-0 deficit, I hope there's an asterisk by their name.

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05-01-2014 , 09:07 PM

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"We obviously don't want to hear that kind of stuff, but what are we going to say? We were on the wrong side of history tonight," defenceman Brad Stuart said. "It's tough for us to argue with anything that's said. We let ourselves down, we let the fans down, we let everybody in our organization down. It's not a good feeling. There's not really much else you can say about it."

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San Jose has the second most regular-season wins in the NHL the past 10 seasons but has never made it past the conference finals. There was the first-round loss to Anaheim in 2009 after posting the best record in the league in the regular season, second-round losses to inferior teams like Edmonton in 2006 and Dallas two years later, and three defeats in the conference final when that elusive Stanley Cup seemed so close.

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The biggest issue was the lack of production from the top players in the final four games. Captain Joe Thornton, linemate Brent Burns and Couture had no points in the final four games and Patrick Marleau and Joe Pavelski didn't have a goal or an assist in the last three.

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05-01-2014 , 09:27 PM

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2cards2come

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LOL god this is brutal

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05-01-2014 , 10:40 PM

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05-01-2014 , 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by nyc999

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05-02-2014 , 01:32 AM

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AdamSchwartz

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05-02-2014 , 02:32 AM

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StoppedRainingMen

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i don't think you quite understand the spirit of that meme

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05-02-2014 , 03:51 AM

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AdamSchwartz

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05-02-2014 , 07:24 AM

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WhiteGoose

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the correct meme for that caption I believe would be "casual sports fan"

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05-02-2014 , 07:31 AM

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digables

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if you could clone thornton into a nfl or nba player with the same amount of playoff choking as a top player, hed be the most clowned on player in 2p2 history

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05-02-2014 , 08:09 AM

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AcTiOnJaCsOn

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i don't think you quite understand the spirit of that meme

Ya, it's hilarious. I mean, being a blithering idiot such that one disagrees with my post in the context it was made is funny enough. Now this clown can't even pick the right template to execute what he believes is a burn. Gjge.

Most of this thread is just evidence in favor of the eugenics movement.

Cvig,

tz worships Nash and Barkley, despite the fact that the NBA has much less variability. Not to mention the NBA has a much smaller playoff rotation and stars play a much higher percentage of a playoff game, thus can have much more of an impact. Gjge.

Could anyone itt certify, under threat of perjury, that they have the right amount of chromosomes and have an IQ over 100?

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05-02-2014 , 09:25 AM

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digables

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sounds like you got a classic case of the mad

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05-02-2014 , 09:55 AM

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rafiki

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Ya he mad

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05-02-2014 , 10:38 AM

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switch0723

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05-02-2014 , 11:53 AM

#73

tuq

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Originally Posted by digables

if you could clone thornton into a nfl or nba player with the same amount of playoff choking as a top player, hed be the most clowned on player in 2p2 history

So he's basically the lovechild of David Robinson and Peyton Manning.