GRONK appreciation thread - Page 5 - Sporting Events and Fantasy Sports

Scariest part about GRONK is that he plays for a team that is going to use him, disguise him, and take full advantage of him in every single way possible. No one will ever ask, "why didn't they bother using GRONK?"

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02-22-2016 , 10:12 AM

#102

StoppedRainingMen

Player Hater of the Year

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 53,623

Google GRONK cruise and read everything you find. Just 1 link doesn't do it justice

Example headlines include 'GRONK offers couple 10k to bang'

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02-22-2016 , 10:28 AM

#103

dkgojackets

DKGOAT

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 86,123

that delivered

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02-22-2016 , 10:46 AM

#104

maxinnrelaxin

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 286

day 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExBzC9OGC44

day 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wUilzlGlGw

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02-22-2016 , 10:51 AM

#105

El Rata

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this is incredible

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02-22-2016 , 10:59 AM

#106

kidcolin

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Those vids aren't good.

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02-22-2016 , 11:09 AM

#107

El Rata

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Even Gronk’s dad, Gordon, got in on the action, jumping up and down onstage during a late-night set from rapper Waka Flocka Flame.

how does one join the GRONK family

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02-22-2016 , 11:46 PM

#108

Salva135

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What's most impressive about Gronk is that not even Deadspin can find something on him. He gives a bad look for the league but at the same time he doesn't, he straddles this fine line that should garner him scrutiny but leaves him untouched... because, really, he hasn't done anything wrong.

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02-22-2016 , 11:50 PM

#109

AUGUY55

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Imagine if this was Johnny manziel doing this right now. He would be getting crucified.

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02-22-2016 , 11:55 PM

#110

mullen

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Originally Posted by AUGUY55

Imagine if this was Johnny manziel doing this right now. He would be getting crucified.

Not if Johnny was also the greatest player in NFL history.

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02-23-2016 , 12:28 AM

#111

loK2thabrain

Tiger > Jack

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 23,203

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Originally Posted by kidcolin

Those vids aren't good.

Thought this was just old man grouchiness but nope they weren't good

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02-23-2016 , 04:01 AM

#112

feedmykids2

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 4,527

Best vids ever

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02-23-2016 , 05:39 AM

#113

businessdude

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lol, what sleazefest

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02-23-2016 , 07:38 AM

#114

Wooders0n

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Why isn't Bucco here calling him an alcoholic

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02-23-2016 , 11:29 AM

#115

trigstarr

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Originally Posted by Wooders0n

Why isn't Bucco here calling him an alcoholic

especially since Gronk has already been to rehab

Spoiler:

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02-23-2016 , 11:53 AM

#116

Wooders0n

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The girl in the video who says she's there just to **** him is so awesome.

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02-24-2016 , 10:12 AM

#117

digables

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GRONK

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02-24-2016 , 10:21 AM

#118

AcTiOnJaCsOn

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Those videos are great. Lololds

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02-29-2016 , 09:10 AM

#119

Ineedaride2

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Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 25,080

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Originally Posted by Wooders0n

Why isn't Bucco here calling him an alcoholic

Nobody has the balls.

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03-02-2016 , 09:44 PM

#120

Lilu7

Made 2+2 Great Again

Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 2,123

Gronk is the ultimate bro... The BRO King

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05-30-2016 , 07:47 PM

#121

Cotton Hill

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Only had half of it and I've put on 30 lb of muscle and banged two supermodels. **** works.

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04-19-2017 , 06:54 PM

#122

Ineedaride2

Politics Court Jester

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 25,080

Gronk for press secretary.

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06-26-2017 , 05:47 PM

#123

Perhaps Shimmy

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Join Date: Apr 2017 Posts: 2,577

Gronk went full Boston during a David Ortiz roast:

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“Anthony [Mackie] played Falcon in Captain America: Civil War. Anthony, you were terrible, dog. It was the worst I’ve seen a Falcon look since the second half of Super Bowl LI,” said Gronkowski regarding the game in which he was unable to participate due to injury. “I don’t even need to play the f–king game, and I’m still going to the Hall of Fame! And that superhero, you know, that Falcon, the superhero. That’s the black guy. You know, who can even fly when he’s not being chased by the cops? That’s his super power.”

That wasn’t the only potentially offensive joke Gronkowski told: “You wanna know why Jews do play football? To get their quarter back, you cheap f–k.”

And then there was this one, possibly from the Christmas album and apparently in reference to Ortiz’s reputation for showing up late to his endorsement appointments: “David, thanks for showing up on time to all the Dunkin Donuts shoots. I had a blast jackin’ off for two hours in your green room every time. Hopefully you never use those pillows on your breaks.”