Scariest part about GRONK is that he plays for a team that is going to use him, disguise him, and take full advantage of him in every single way possible. No one will ever ask, "why didn't they bother using GRONK?"
What's most impressive about Gronk is that not even Deadspin can find something on him. He gives a bad look for the league but at the same time he doesn't, he straddles this fine line that should garner him scrutiny but leaves him untouched... because, really, he hasn't done anything wrong.
Gronk went full Boston during a David Ortiz roast:
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“Anthony [Mackie] played Falcon in Captain America: Civil War. Anthony, you were terrible, dog. It was the worst I’ve seen a Falcon look since the second half of Super Bowl LI,” said Gronkowski regarding the game in which he was unable to participate due to injury. “I don’t even need to play the f–king game, and I’m still going to the Hall of Fame! And that superhero, you know, that Falcon, the superhero. That’s the black guy. You know, who can even fly when he’s not being chased by the cops? That’s his super power.”
That wasn’t the only potentially offensive joke Gronkowski told: “You wanna know why Jews do play football? To get their quarter back, you cheap f–k.”
And then there was this one, possibly from the Christmas album and apparently in reference to Ortiz’s reputation for showing up late to his endorsement appointments: “David, thanks for showing up on time to all the Dunkin Donuts shoots. I had a blast jackin’ off for two hours in your green room every time. Hopefully you never use those pillows on your breaks.”