What an OP

KristAAAAAAAAAPS

Latvia celebrated its 21st Thanksgiving on August 2nd. Kristaps Porzingis' birth marked the first Thanksgiving.

Ground floor.

Ohhhhhhyeaaaaaaaa

🇱🇻 THREE 6 LATVIA 🇱🇻

Fiyaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

OMG, I checked google to see if he'd had some sort of injury and see this trade rumor nonsense because he's unhappy with Knicks management. Lol at the Knicks if they don't make the obvious correct move of firing everyone involved in making him unhappy and a million lols if they actually end up trading him instead.

Poor Zingis.

Knicks have been mismanaged for at least the last 20 years. Being a fan of them has to be a miserable existence.


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More fun facts about Sir ZinGOD of Krisps:

-Porzingis rejects the notion that he is a 3-and-D player, since he only gives 10s the D

-Charles Barkley dedicates every Chili Cheese dog he eats to Porzingis. This is considered the highest honor a Latvian can achieve.

-"Independence day," "The Passion of the Christ," and "Sleepless in Seattle" are all loosely based on Porzingis' 6th birthday party

-Porzingis once convinced Carmelo that a "Spike Lee joint" refers to the celebrity superfan's ACLs

-The American flag kneels every time Porzingis sings "Despacio"

-Porzingis is the only person in the tri-state area who hasn't been accused of being an alcoholic by James Dolan

-Pozingis can see John Cena

-Porzingis thinks Joakim Noah is just some random bum who just happens to hang out with the team a lot. He's not entirely wrong.

-Porzingis occasionally changes water into Chateau Margaux 1787 instead of the usual Cheval Blanc 1947, just to screw with people

-Porzingis once breastfed Donald Trump for 3 months before realizing he wasn't a baby orangutan

-Porzingis regularly reads the SE Fack. His favorite season of The Wire is Orange is the New Black season 3.

-Porzingis is the main character of Game of Thrones

-Porzingis once suggested to Phil Jackson that in lieu of the triangle offence, the Knicks should play the pentagon offence with every player representing a different borough of New York City. An extremely stoned Jackson simply nodded his head and walked away, having not understood a single word Porzingis had said.

now this ... this I am down for, very down for, helter-skeltery down for.

Very nice

Good work PS. Can we somehow pair STAPS and DAME?

fun fact!: 1 functional ACL

oh...

Lol ref

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o/u 200 games played for the rest of his career?

Porzingis looks fragile. Toss on top of that that 7 footers in general are significantly more injury-prone than shorter players and that basketball has become a faster game that is focused more on perimeter shooting and the trade is actually pretty appealing for the Knicks.

Sure, KP can be the next Dirk Nowitzki. Then again, Dirk didn't tear his ACL in his early 20's. Plus, KP clearly didn't want to be a Knick. I think the only problem is that the Knicks tend to think that they're a more appealing destination than they really are.

Please end this thread, then end my life

Shame about that language barrier

Sidenote, holy ****ing **** @ mavs being told this was coming and STILL going through with the trade