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10-31-2016 , 04:48 PM
I dont think the tactics Bob Bradley is using is sustainable with the players he has to choose from.

Swansea
Hull
Sunderland for the drop
10-31-2016 , 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by BAIDS
a moron friend of mine wants to act as guarantor on a flat for some stupid unreliable woman that he barely knows but wants to ****, he says oh being a guarantor is normal everyone does it

1) confirm to me that its not normal, 2) give me some idea of how much £ he might be on the hook for and 3) gimme some guarantor horror stories if you have them so i can tell him what he's possibly letting himself in for
1) Absolutely not normal. There is a lot of pussy in the world, there is no need to sign your life away for it, especially when you probably won't get it anyway.
2) I don't know the ins and outs but whatever they manage to sell it for less the amount of the mortgage, at a guess. It depends on how much prices move but whatever happens, he is an imbecile and has a brain the size of a walnut.
3) Google is probably your friend here but she only needs a guarantor because she isn't creditworthy. She gets all the upside where as he wears the downside if the arse falls out of the market and she can't afford the repayments. Plus he won't get any play, no matter what happens.
10-31-2016 , 04:58 PM
I think Stoke are "in the wrong position" in the table. Obviously they had a terrible start, but realistically they are going to be in 7-9 again. Swanz are probably fated to be lower by an appreciable amount. So I don't see this as a season defining game for Swansea per se, let alone Bradley's first game determining for him.

For the teams around them: we (WBA) play Leicester, Burnley, Hull and Watford in the next four games - that will be indicative of where we are going to be. Hammers can't really be as bad as they look, can they? I assume Middlesborough and Burnley will be in the relegation fight. & maybe one of Palace and Watford.
10-31-2016 , 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Hoopie1
2) I don't know the ins and outs but whatever they manage to sell it for less the amount of the mortgage, at a guess. It depends on how much prices move but whatever happens, he is an imbecile and has a brain the size of a walnut.
Wait, wat? This is guarantor to buy???? I assumed it was a 12month rental deal.

There is no ****ing way he should do this.

Sorry I didn't read the question properly before
10-31-2016 , 05:01 PM
Think Palace is fine and agree. I never liked BB for USA but want him to do well with Swansea. They've looked fine under him from what I've seen but new manager bump prob takes the credit
10-31-2016 , 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Hoopie1
3) Google is probably your friend here but she only needs a guarantor because she isn't creditworthy. She gets all the upside where as he wears the downside if the arse falls out of the market and she can't afford the repayments.
+1

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Plus he won't get any play, no matter what happens.
10-31-2016 , 05:25 PM
Hmm just found out that FIFA and the Ballon d'Or ended their agreement.

Hopefully the Ballon d'Or goes back to awarding the actual best player now.
10-31-2016 , 05:26 PM
nah its a rental guarantor, i dont know for how long but i assume 12 months (could be more?)

ill try to talk him down

if not then plan B is to stick a blonde wig on and see if i can be the next person to scam him out of a load of money
10-31-2016 , 05:33 PM
Why the hell didn't we see this Joe Allen at Pool?
10-31-2016 , 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Stu Ungar
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10-31-2016 , 05:35 PM
Swansea aren't very good, are they?
10-31-2016 , 05:35 PM
BONY ruining the Swanz is a most ambivalent experience.
10-31-2016 , 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by BAIDS
nah its a rental guarantor, i dont know for how long but i assume 12 months (could be more?)

ill try to talk him down

if not then plan B is to stick a blonde wig on and see if i can be the next person to scam him out of a load of money
When Kate555 offers to escrow IKTS we will know he has been fleeced. Clever backup plan tho
10-31-2016 , 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by kevin21
Swansea aren't very good, are they?
Nope and stoke are also pretty bad. Swansea needed a proven manager and they hired Bob Bradley. Playing attacking football without any positional discipline is a disaster waiting to happen. Added to that their forward line lacks pace and Llorente isn't the player he once was.

Burnley know their place and the Burnley manager knows that he will park the bus home and away against the good teams and try and make the home matches vs other lower ranked teams 6 pointers.

Burnley won't win any praises for their brand of football, but at least they're disciplined and hard to beat.
10-31-2016 , 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by BAIDS
nah its a rental guarantor, i dont know for how long but i assume 12 months (could be more?)

ill try to talk him down

if not then plan B is to stick a blonde wig on and see if i can be the next person to scam him out of a load of money
Everything I said still applies but the downsides are lower. He still isn't getting any pussy and there's plenty more swine on the farm.

I should start an agony aunt column.
10-31-2016 , 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Hoopie1

I should start an agony aunt column.
If it stops you posting ****e on here that would be great.
10-31-2016 , 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Wilfred1
If it stops you posting ****e on here that would be great.
My ****e > your best ever post.
10-31-2016 , 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by BAIDS
a moron friend of mine wants to act as guarantor on a flat for some stupid unreliable woman that he barely knows but wants to ****, he says oh being a guarantor is normal everyone does it
hahahahahhaahahahahaha man I love these situations for some reason
10-31-2016 , 08:16 PM
I doubt my own mother would even act as a guarantor for me and we have a very good relationship.
10-31-2016 , 10:58 PM
Yeah BAIDS that is nowhere near normal. Even for family it's somewhere between a sigh-call and a snap fold (lol poker wtf?).

Wilf is rising in my poster rankings quickly with his bantz. None of it accurate or intelligent at all (I assume not mean to be), but still gets a lol from me. Plus, not a bad show.
10-31-2016 , 11:34 PM
I don't disagree with any instance that FIFA Ballon D'Or has been awarded to tbh. It's fine if you are maybe the second best player, but you bink CL and you kinda outpip Messi, then you get the award.

Neuer should've won it in 2014 tho IMO.

And back in 2010 it actually was awarded to the best player instead of a great player that had binked. But it prolly was cos Xavi and Iniesta blocked each others' votes, so pretty unlucky.
11-01-2016 , 03:42 AM
Vardy2016!
11-01-2016 , 03:47 AM
Seriously speaking, shouldn't be in the top25 or whatever shortlist they do. Mahrez should be in though. Kante maybe too.

Edit: I guess Vardy might just make it. I don't remember how many goals he scored in the spring.
11-01-2016 , 03:57 AM
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Originally Posted by raheem
Seriously speaking, shouldn't be in the top25 or whatever shortlist they do. Mahrez should be in though. Kante maybe too.

Edit: I guess Vardy might just make it. I don't remember how many goals he scored in the spring.

I agree with what you're saying although it's bizarre that vardy makes it when Kane doesn't etc

It is really weird but Ronaldo does deserve a couple of them and likely in the season in which messi was injured. Ronaldo is like 99% nailed on to win it due to winning the CL and Euros. Imagine griezmann scores than pen and France nick that winner late on!

Messi is still the best player in the world. I reckon griezmann may pick up the award in that situation!

--

See the FA/SFA are wanting to wear Poppy's in our game

FA want to find out the punishment before going ahead without fifas permission.

Good stuff imo
11-01-2016 , 05:11 AM
Kantessionaldo is an amazing player and should 100000% be on any shortlist, expect this to become more and more apparent as time goes on.

Rarely do players so completely smash the skill set divide that normally rules over even the most elite of players.

How often does a player who can one handedly keep clean sheets and Roman Empire peak period the mid field, also end up being able to contribute so much offensively?

I am being hyperbolic, but I cant remember the last time a player in a Chelsea shirt made such an impact on me, maybe Duff gets close.

I knew he was good, but wow, not this good.

Last edited by O.A.F.K.1.1; 11-01-2016 at 05:16 AM.

      
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