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07-08-2016 , 02:36 PM
BREAKING: Mamadou Sakho cleared by UEFA following his hearing on Thursday. No further ban.

Big for us that.
07-08-2016 , 02:39 PM
Cue Rio tweet
07-08-2016 , 02:40 PM
Welcome back Sakho. Boom in full effect
07-08-2016 , 02:49 PM
First real deal of pre season is Ovie Ejaria.
07-08-2016 , 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Consty
Firmino's hair is horrendous.

Should be an automatic yellow stepping on the pitch like that.
07-08-2016 , 03:26 PM
Mane gonna be fun
07-08-2016 , 05:34 PM
My pony may be slow, but for those who are unaware we can now embed tweets!

07-08-2016 , 08:12 PM
Embedding tweets can only make this thread better
07-09-2016 , 01:56 AM
lol@Wales celebrating like a David Moyes because they got to a semi-final.
07-09-2016 , 05:29 AM
lol england
07-09-2016 , 05:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wilfred1
lol@Wales celebrating like a David Moyes because they got to a semi-final.
The lols will be on us again when we appoint Klinsmann.
07-09-2016 , 06:29 AM
The lols never left you
07-09-2016 , 06:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LFC_USA
Mane gonna be fun
This is going to be a brilliant langering spot too. He's probably the most frustrating player I've ever supported, admittedly partially because he shows flashes of pure brilliance which sometimes makes the highlight reel, but watching him for 90 minutes every week makes me happy to have cashed in on him.
07-09-2016 , 08:31 AM
Not saying Mane will be a world beater and the price we paid was ridiculous but at least he offers something that we desperately lack
07-09-2016 , 08:45 AM
Mane is a really good for for what klopp wants to do. Also likely his numbers offensively will improve because of more direct play and less cross botting.

Front 4 of firmino lallana coutinho mane is going to be scary pressing.
07-09-2016 , 09:00 AM
finnish journalist published a column that may interest baids. just doing a quick translation with the help of google translate.

Quote:
Alopecia is self-confident leadership

In 1966, English was the world champion.

In 2016, English is a joke.

I raise a cat on the table.

Or a fur coat. Hairs. Tupeen.

When England won the world championship, the #10 was Manchester United's star player Bobby Charlton, who had a brilliant porcelain. He has been described as the world famous baldy. Sorry Kekkonen, your baldy was only national level, or up to a series of global Province.

Alopecia is a self-confident leadership. Bald is a beacon to others. Such as even Risto Dufva.

Charlton scored 106 in 49 international matches for the goal.

Only one englishman has scored more.

***

In France the English #10 played and captained the Manchester United star player Wayne Rooney, who has played 115 international matches scoring 53 times. In the end, those goals just did not have any use to England.

Rooney does not lead. He's not the type. I was convinced about this, when Rooney five years ago, had made himself a hair transfer of the London doctor on Harley Street. "I was getting bald at age 25," was the explanation. I and Sir Bobby Charlton laughed out loud. Rooney is a mouse, not a bunch of male testosterone dripping leader.

***

European Championships are a great opportunity to check out men's hair fashion.

As, unfortunately, also skin and leather fashion. When the Slovak team listened to the national anthem, hands on each other's shoulders, the sight brought to mind a lizard display. On closer inspection, it was the tattoos. The needle was escaping like old drunken granny-time singer.

Teams have played in the national assemblies, even more interesting and less nationalism fueled by the teams would be formed with pure hair distribution.

Mohawks were playing ie. Radja Nainggolan, Marko Arnautovic and Marek Hamsik.

Skins would be an oversupply, particularly in the center of defense, with "sweeping" Pepe and Martin Skrtl. The team would have a strong Eastern European rattle like Vladimir Weiss and would be seen at the tip of the Italian Simone tap dance miracle "Tsa-tsa-tsaa" Zaza. That chachacha penalty was only the tip of the iceberg, a facetious peak, because I wonder if there has ever been such a penalty shootout? Better did not win, but the less poor team.

A relaxed and charismatic bearded would be playing Joe Ledley, Juan Fran, Sergio Ramos, Daniele de Rossi, Aron Gunnarsson ...

One of the team pooling of men whose bodily center of gravity is at the top of quantitatively (Marouane Fellaini, Alex Witsel) or visually (David Alaba, Ivan Perisic). And of course, this would include the usual men's team. It would be a lot of English and Swedish (not Zlatan).

That team would the regular hair wooden spoon.

What about the mullets?

They are waving these games. The time of Trifon Ivanov playing may never come back.

And yet...

The peculiar phenomenon it was. Condominium with young families organized a race auditorium France-Iceland game on, dressed in Icelandic wool shirts, even though it is summer, and drank Icelandic wine, which I did not know even existed. Narcissistic humourless person like C. Ronaldo just wont understand this.
07-09-2016 , 09:30 AM
yes the subject has been getting a lot more media attn lately which is obviously welcome progress

however, is a little frustrating that no journo has so far managed to identify the context in which it plays a crucial role
07-09-2016 , 11:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DuckSauce
Mane is a really good for for what klopp wants to do. Also likely his numbers offensively will improve because of more direct play and less cross botting.

Front 4 of firmino lallana coutinho mane is going to be scary pressing.
Firmino is not a striker, or rather he's really bad when he has to play striker. I really hope we don't play this lineup. Sturridge, Origi, or Ings has to be in that front 4.
07-09-2016 , 11:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bazooka87
Embedding tweets can only make this thread better
But does it work with deleted tweets #bunchoftwats
07-09-2016 , 11:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DuckSauce
Front 4 of firmino lallana coutinho mane is going to be scary pressing.
It's like as long as the front 4 can press, everything else will neatly fall into place.
07-09-2016 , 12:10 PM
Those 4 and Sturridge can't be on the pitch at the same time anyway (i realize it doesn't say much as Sturridge is having a hard time being on the pitch)
07-09-2016 , 01:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LFC_USA
Not saying Mane will be a world beater and the price we paid was ridiculous but at least he offers something that we desperately lack
Africans?
07-09-2016 , 03:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cinarocket
Those 4 and Sturridge can't be on the pitch at the same time anyway (i realize it doesn't say much as Sturridge is having a hard time being on the pitch)
Ya forgot sturridge. Suppose him over lallana(rotating with mane). Guess I'm so used to him injured that I'd didn't think of him in the starting lu.
07-09-2016 , 07:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wilfred1
lol@Wales celebrating like a David Moyes because they got to a semi-final.
I'd lolengland but we'll never actually see them in a semi so we can't tell what the reaction will be
07-09-2016 , 08:00 PM
hearing unconfirmed reports from rawkland that klopp's contract extension is a bigger signing than pogba to mun

      
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