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09-14-2015 , 04:34 PM

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oof!

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09-14-2015 , 04:35 PM

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That's harsh but yeah Archie seems like by far the worst. Just the typical moron redneck who would be Kim Davis supporting gutter trash if he didn't have an arm.

Apparently his dad killed himself. WIL ingrained deep in their DNA. Peyton got it bad, Eli was lucky to dodge it but was left slinging blades as an alternative.

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09-14-2015 , 04:58 PM

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cool post bro

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09-14-2015 , 07:00 PM

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Wait the Giants lost? I went to sleep with 8 minutes left because I was sick and tired

It was spectacular.

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09-14-2015 , 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin

Nurses only average a 23? I thought nurses were smart. Kind of scary knowing the woman setting up your IV is as smart as an offensive guard.

surprised teachers and engineers are only a point apart

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09-14-2015 , 07:11 PM

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Teachers are probably better test takers. Engineers are probably over thinking the test.

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09-14-2015 , 07:17 PM

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You may think he dumb but he understand football on deep deep level:

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-sh...220853785.html

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09-14-2015 , 07:20 PM

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he has aspberger's.

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09-14-2015 , 08:18 PM

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fwiw a regular caller on the Dan Patrick Show has been calling Eli slingblade for years.

https://twitter.com/SheaInIrving

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09-14-2015 , 11:29 PM

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Archie Manning took his 3 children of prodigious talent and turned them into slingblade, a choking sack of ass and a cripple. Archie Manning is a worse father than Chris Benoit

is this that legendary thing I've heard of but never seen before? it's... dare I say it... a ... quality SRM poast?

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09-15-2015 , 01:00 AM

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Wonderlic my balls

lollllll

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09-15-2015 , 01:09 AM

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09-15-2015 , 01:27 AM

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09-15-2015 , 01:48 AM

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Wait the Giants lost? I went to sleep with 8 minutes left because I was sick and tired

No they won.

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09-15-2015 , 02:43 AM

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Archie Manning took his 3 children of prodigious talent and turned them into slingblade, a choking sack of ass and a cripple. Archie Manning is a worse father than Chris Benoit

What?

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09-15-2015 , 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Oi!

What?

True story

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09-15-2015 , 08:14 AM

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09-15-2015 , 10:14 AM

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During a conference call Monday, Manning admitted to telling Jennings not to score, thinking the Cowboys only had one timeout.

"I told (Rashad) not to score ... I thought we were on the same page, to try to get as close as possible, but not get into the end zone. I was wrong with that." Manning said.

So profound

Last edited by bazooka87; 09-15-2015 at 10:15 AM. Reason: wow didn't see story above, my pony is as slow as eli

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09-15-2015 , 02:06 PM

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He should be cut immediately for telling him to not score to go up 9 (or 10). What a god damn hick.

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09-15-2015 , 08:24 PM

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Maybe he really is a waterhead.

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09-16-2015 , 03:32 AM

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09-16-2015 , 04:22 AM

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He should be cut immediately for telling him to not score to go up 9 (or 10). What a god damn hick.

No. He should be cut for telling him not to score twice. LOL

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09-24-2015 , 08:06 PM

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Bump for ensuing prime time shenanigans.

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10-11-2015 , 11:24 PM

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derp

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11-29-2015 , 04:04 PM

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Elite

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