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Have you seen interviews with McElwain? The guy is extremely odd. Any other coach I'd dismiss it as a coincidental look alike. With Mac there's a def. possibility it's actually him.

05-11-2017 , 12:00 PM

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Look up a picture of Jimmy John, it's him

Could be that Jim bob duggar guy too

05-12-2017 , 02:49 PM

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Looks like it was a NYC police officer (that fits) 2 years ago off Long Island.

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/se...ow-fears-life/

As always, "What kind of enormous douchebag would do such a thing" leads to a member of the NYPD.

05-12-2017 , 03:04 PM

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Haven't seen this video of Mcelwain's reaction. He's pissed about this whole thing

05-12-2017 , 04:08 PM

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How far out to see do you have to be before bestiality laws cease to apply?

05-12-2017 , 04:22 PM

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younguns87

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Far enough out at SEA to not SEE the shoreline imo

05-12-2017 , 08:12 PM

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How far out to see do you have to be before bestiality laws cease to apply?

I would bet a lot of money that the majority of people down south will have this question in their google history.

05-13-2017 , 03:48 AM

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Can't wait to see what the fans come up with this season and in future years to mock McElwain over this shark story. I really don't think this story will ever die until McElwain leaves coaching. Reminds me of the goat ****er joke.

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A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.

The Old Man says, "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months."

"But do they call me McElwain-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days."

"But do they call me McElwain-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea...Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board."

"But do they call me McElwain-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention.

"But ya **** one shark..."

05-13-2017 , 03:47 PM

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Jim ****ing Delaney gets $20 million from the big ten

I don't even

These ****ing people

05-13-2017 , 08:52 PM

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Jim ****ing Delaney gets $20 million from the big ten

I don't even

These ****ing people

This is what Marvel Comics movies are for. To escape real life where the bad guys always win.

05-13-2017 , 08:59 PM

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Alls fair as long as the Big12 commish had to pay restitution.

05-13-2017 , 10:45 PM

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Jim ****ing Delaney gets $20 million from the big ten

I don't even

These ****ing people

Compared to other conferences' moves the past 10 years, Delaney is probably worth quite a bit more as a commissioner. Outside of 3-4 teams, think of who else is in the B1G. Realize those teams are making more money than almost every other P5. That's why Delaney is getting paid.

05-15-2017 , 11:46 AM

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Notre dame to the acc heating up again?

If they join, Uconn would probably be added to the acc too. Which seems odd to me.

05-15-2017 , 02:10 PM

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Notre dame to the acc heating up again?

If they join, Uconn would probably be added to the acc too. Which seems odd to me.

It just sux that ND never competed well against the Big Ten because that's where they belong but I can't blame them for trying to avoid that fate.

05-15-2017 , 04:31 PM

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Notre dame to the acc heating up again?

If they join, Uconn would probably be added to the acc too. Which seems odd to me.

Who needs targeting calls anyways? Besides we're a basketball school now.

05-15-2017 , 05:14 PM

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Why would they sign up for less money when surely there is a B1G spot available for them ?

05-15-2017 , 07:25 PM

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Why would they sign up for less money when surely there is a B1G spot available for them ?

I dunno but at this point I'd get a fair amount of enjoyment out of ND approaching the B1G and the B1G telling them to **** off.

05-15-2017 , 07:28 PM

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I dunno but at this point I'd get a fair amount of enjoyment out of ND approaching the B1G and the B1G telling them to **** off.

Yeah, it seems like there is some thing personal going on.

05-17-2017 , 05:07 PM

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Death penalty. Now.

05-17-2017 , 06:58 PM

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Upperclassmen would order freshman football players to "bring or invite freshman females to house parties hosted by members of the football team," the suit alleges.

"At these parties, the girls would be drugged and gang raped, or in the words of the football players, 'trains' would be run on the girls," it says.

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On one occasion, the suit says, the woman's volleyball coach confronted Briles about the alleged assault. According to the suit, Briles responded: "Those are some bad dudes. ... Why was she around those guys?"

Burn it down

05-18-2017 , 09:25 AM

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I dunno but at this point I'd get a fair amount of enjoyment out of ND approaching the B1G and the B1G telling them to **** off.

Totally agree

05-18-2017 , 09:28 AM

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Death penalty. Now.

Should happen - but if the NCAA pussyfooted around and caved to PSU what confidence should we have that they will handle this correctly? But with a Title IX case maybe the courts will take what matters most from baylor - $$$$$$ and federal assistance.