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Tommy Tubberville announces he will not be running for governor of Alabama, after filing paperwork to do so a few weeks back. Be great if he announced it while at a donor dinner.

04-26-2017 , 06:47 PM

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Tommy Tubberville announces he will not be running for governor of Alabama, after filing paperwork to do so a few weeks back. Be great if he announced it while at a donor dinner.

Maybe he'll run for senate against Roy Moore

05-03-2017 , 11:12 AM

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Nick Saban now makes eleventy billion dollars and gets a 3 year extension

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05-03-2017 , 11:50 AM

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It's actually a pay cut but with a $4m signing bonus. Sounds like the real estate deals haven't been going so well...

05-03-2017 , 03:37 PM

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Saban and Tubbs should run against each other for governor. Make Alabama great again!

05-03-2017 , 03:54 PM

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Less than 4 months away til Michigan curbstomps another overrated SEC team.

05-03-2017 , 04:49 PM

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Did they move the Citrus Bowl to September?

05-03-2017 , 07:14 PM

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Some judge in Florida, who I swear was on an episode of house hunters, just ripped USF and Charlie Strong for running a felon factory

05-03-2017 , 08:41 PM

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I saw in an article that she 'was no stranger to the spotlight, having appeared on House Hunters.' That's a strong pull from memory. But it seems like some pretty lol grandstanding considering it's not his recruit and there has been nothing to suggest that he should have done something in the four months or so he's actually had the job. Strong kicked approximately half the team off at Texas it seemed like too

05-03-2017 , 08:49 PM

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Lol the dude's ass has barely hit his office chair.

05-03-2017 , 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929

Less than 4 months away til Michigan curbstomps another overrated SEC team.

El oh el

See you in Dallas bub

05-03-2017 , 09:11 PM

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Harbaugh vs Jim Bob Duggar. Can't wait!

05-05-2017 , 04:22 PM

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Jay Paterno elected to Penn State Board of Trustees. You can't make this **** up.

05-05-2017 , 04:25 PM

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Quick, to the pedo st thread!

Last edited by AUGUY55; 05-05-2017 at 04:25 PM. Reason: And Jesus Christ. Wtf

05-08-2017 , 02:25 PM

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Probably not the weirdest thing I've seen on the internet today but weird nonetheless

http://deadspin.com/jim-mcelwain-say...ium=socialflow

lol wut

Spoiler:

Last edited by AUGUY55; 05-08-2017 at 02:42 PM. Reason: Not sure why the spoiler tags aren't working so sorry

05-09-2017 , 04:12 AM

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The photo is wtf worthy but that not being the weirdest thing you've seen just in the last 24 hours is truly mind boggling.

05-09-2017 , 08:40 AM

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That's definitely Jim McElwain too.

05-09-2017 , 08:58 AM

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the university says it's not him

Actually the quote I heard this morning on local honk radio was: "Coach McElwain told us that it is not him."

So idk maybe

05-09-2017 , 09:46 AM

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I've never heard that term before, honk radio

05-09-2017 , 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by AUGUY55

Probably not the weirdest thing I've seen on the internet today but weird nonetheless

http://deadspin.com/jim-mcelwain-say...ium=socialflow

lol wut

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We live in a culture that worships the cancer+heart disease causing hamburger and names sports teams after genocidal victims. If no humor can be found in humiliating slaughtered animals round here than that's pretty much game over for this perspective for the entire universe.

05-09-2017 , 12:02 PM

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I'm drawing a blank for college teams whose mascot is the Sharks though.

05-09-2017 , 02:29 PM

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Whale sharks appear to be evolving

05-09-2017 , 08:26 PM

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I'm drawing a blank for college teams whose mascot is the Sharks though.

Because there isn't any. At least not any div 1 schools that have a shark for a mascot.

Div 2 however...

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NSU is the one of only two college athletic teams to use the mascot Sharks with fellow Division II member Hawaii Pacific being the other.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nova...eastern_Sharks

05-09-2017 , 08:30 PM

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That's definitely Jim McElwain too.

The fact that UF had to say it's not him is kinda hilarious.

05-09-2017 , 09:42 PM

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The fact that UF had to say it's not him is kinda hilarious.

Totes him tho

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