i had to make a thread since none of you lazy ****s have done one.

things to keep an eye on:

who is LEVY GOAT going to sign?
who are barca and relöl madrits going to sign?
neymar/salah to madrits?
martial leaving lolutd?
jorginho to mancity?
mahrez to ????
arses new manager ???
chelsea getting rid of conte?
simple jack leaving arse?
toby to barca?
buffon to ???

transfer windows open:
TBLITW (Engerlung) ---------------- 17 May – 9 August
France, Germany, Italy, Spain ------ 1 June – 31 August
Rest -------------------------------- Who the **** cares?

Would like one shiny new CB please

Looks like Gladbach have poached some youth player from Spuds and twitter is furious.

Levy WOAT

lol Levy.

idk how selling a 19yo with zero first team appearances is lol levy

Or lol Spurs. Whatever. Delete as applicable.

Stuttgart have nabbed like three players so far to include Pablo maffeo. He’s a FB that came up thru city and was playing for girona last season. Should be pretty good.

Making room for Sessegnon obv

sounds like Levy GOAT to me

The shapes you contort yourselves into in order to lick the ballsack of an accountant is quite spectacular.

Shopping list - left wing back (would it be ridiculous to loan Zinchenko?), loan striker with pace, keeper, could probably use a centre back

For big clubs it's not summer until CL is over.

Levy really is the GOAT .... managed to beat hated rivals Arsenal for the top 4 and net spend trophies, the most valuable double of them all

Although I kinda miss the old Arsenal, back when they were this amazing combination of insufferable snobs who won nothing ..... Spurs are still a low rent version of peak Arsenlol. Now Arsenal fans are kinda normal and good natured about their lot in life.

Wow a zinchenko shout. Someone cue the baids siren

He might actually be sold this summer.

Confirmed GOAT..

Good to see us trying to strengthen our defence.

Leicester close to agreeing £25m deal for right-back Ricardo Pereira

Leicester City closing in on Jonny Evans deal

What are your thoughts on the gaffer? On one hand he's led two teams to two strong top half finishes in successive seasons. On the other, the defensive press is ****ing aids to watch and I'm in favour of managers that play boring football getting less grace than those that don't.

RB, LB, CM, RW please.

Hard to say. For Leicester City, overall we had a good season, and he did great when he took over. I think getting rid of him would be a mistake, although a lot of fans would disagree. We've a few big players are leaving, and decent money, so I'd let him rebuild the squad and see where it goes.

We're definately annoyed at the inconsistency of our performances. We have a great, exciting A game, but below that we can totally fall apart.

I'm not sure how much that's the manager fault or the players (similar questions were raised around Ranieri). Unfortunately for the manager, the buck often stops at him.

About 16 players in a variety of positions please Bob.

Would be happy with jorginho and Mahrez. Then iniesta to the staff. And a healthy mendy.

boy do I have the perfect guy for you

Obviously big fan of willian but if opportunity came I would throw him in a deal for martial. Prob need at least cb, cm, rb / rwb, a couple extra attacking options - if conte goes, then it could be end of moses if we go 4 at the back again. Responding to oafk assessment in other thread re: morata / giroud, I think we probably do need to look at striker / forwards available (not sure who) and would keep morata as back up if something suitable came in (in response to question). Not sure if there are many better options available - any realistic targets around that are > giroud, morata?

And obviously do everything to keep Hazard.

sure

or if Hazard goes, use the money to sign AM and just keep Willian

if Conte goes and they go back to b4, probably enough defenders for next season with EL
Rudiger, Christensen, Dave, Cahill (i would have sold him if t4, now prob keep him for 1 more year), Luiz (prob sell him), Zouma, Kalas
Alonso, Emerson, Rahman
Moses, Zappacosta

maybe buy a new fullback, depending on what they want to do with Dave and/or whether or not they think Alonso/Moses can hack it there in a back 4

Batsman like a new signing!


any clue how the loanees are progressing, and which ones could stay with the team next season?
Zouma, Kalas, Miazga, Omeruo, Rahman, Hector
Kenedy, Loftus-Cheek, Piazon, van Ginkel
Batsman, Abraham
etc

Patrick Roberts seems to be done with Celtic (sorry Marty). Rumblings that city may leverage him to get mahrez. Seems fine.