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Kyle Shanahan don't need to know no stinking OT rules. Mario CRYSTALBALL is still unreal dumb Kyle Shanahan don't need to know no stinking OT rules. Mario CRYSTALBALL is still unreal dumb

01-04-2009 , 06:02 PM
and your weekly awful childress moment, possibly first of many: eagles have 3rd and long on about the 26, fire an incompletion but there's holding. vikings obviously decline and akers drills the FG. push them out of range every time shurely? if they get 3rd and 18ish and then score a TD, then whatever
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03-07-2009 , 02:19 PM
World Baseball Classic.

Bottom of the 5th, Netherlands leads 3-1 over the Dominican Republic.
Sidney Ponson gives up a base hit to Olivo, and walks Taveras, hitting the 70 pitch count limit and being forced to come out.
The Netherlands have no other MLB caliber pitchers, so they bring in a 23 year old who went 8-7 in A ball last year.

Alou has Cano bunt.

Cano, Hanley, Papi, and Guillen coming up against a pitcher who hasn't got past A ball despite being 23 .... lets play small ball! Brilliant!
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03-07-2009 , 03:14 PM
And they get thrown out trying to steal 3rd to make the 2nd out in the 9th.
WP Dominica, WP.
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03-08-2009 , 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by TheNoodleMan
World Baseball Classic.

Bottom of the 5th, Netherlands leads 3-1 over the Dominican Republic.
Sidney Ponson gives up a base hit to Olivo, and walks Taveras, hitting the 70 pitch count limit and being forced to come out.
The Netherlands have no other MLB caliber pitchers, so they bring in a 23 year old who went 8-7 in A ball last year.

Alou has Cano bunt.

Cano, Hanley, Papi, and Guillen coming up against a pitcher who hasn't got past A ball despite being 23 .... lets play small ball! Brilliant!

I'd like to expand this idea to every bunt in the entire tournament so far. MY favorites are the ones in the top of the first after the leadoff man gets on. I want to pull my hair out.

Also I cant wait until a game goes to the 13th inning and a team starting the inning with 2 men on bunts, even though they know their opponent will get the exact same thing in the bottom of the inning.
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03-08-2009 , 12:06 PM
That's just what Japan does. They do that stupid **** over there. Pointing it out and laughing at it is irrelevant since literally every team is instructed to get the leadoff man on then sacrifice them to second base.
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03-08-2009 , 12:11 PM
In whatever game Phillips was doing yesterday, I think it was a 2 run game, lead batter gets on, and Phillips starts to explain why they're not bunting (something to do with how if you're a big underdog you just hope to hit a mistake out or something). God. I. Hate. Steve. Phillips.

I didn't watch the WBC last time, and after yesterday, I am having a very hard time taking it seriously.
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03-08-2009 , 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by kyleb
That's just what Japan does. They do that stupid **** over there. Pointing it out and laughing at it is irrelevant since literally every team is instructed to get the leadoff man on then sacrifice them to second base.
It's more than that. I'm not pointing it out and laughing, It actually makes me angry that it happens.
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03-08-2009 , 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by kyleb
That's just what Japan does. They do that stupid **** over there. Pointing it out and laughing at it is irrelevant since literally every team is instructed to get the leadoff man on then sacrifice them to second base.
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05-01-2009 , 12:04 AM
Bump for Chicago once again letting Ray Allen get a good look at a 3 when up 3 with less than ten seconds to go.

Not fouling there is obviously stupid IMO.
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05-01-2009 , 12:14 AM
Jerry Manuel pinch hitting for Castro.
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05-01-2009 , 01:47 AM
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Originally Posted by SuperUberBob
Jerry Manuel pinch hitting for Castro.
obviously this is lolbad but you have to include the part about making him run from the bullpen where he was catching to the dugout through a "slippery tunnel" in cleats.
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09-28-2009 , 02:11 PM
yesterday, Bills down 17-7, 4th and 1 from their own 28, about 7 minutes left. Jauron decides to punt. Saints get ball and march down and score to put the game away. pathetic.
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09-28-2009 , 02:19 PM
That was Dick Jauron football in a nutshell. Bellichick goes for fourth and 1 on his own 24 yardline with a 6 point lead in the middle of the third quarter, Jauron punts with a ten point deficit late in the fourth quarter. Just a gutless team, they should fire him and make Bobby April the interim coach since special teams is about the only thing they're good at.
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09-28-2009 , 02:21 PM
tom cable is still starting jamarcus russell at qb
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09-28-2009 , 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Phildo
tom cable is still starting jamarcus russell at qb
well played.

I also want to add one from yesterday. Falcons are down 16 to the patriots with around 6 minutes left. They have the ball and hit fourth down. Don't remember exactly what the situation was, but it around their own 35 and around fourth and 6.

And on comes the obvious chicken**** punt. It's so standard for the NFL i don't even know if I should mention it, but it drives me crazy.
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09-28-2009 , 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by natediggity
yesterday, Bills down 17-7, 4th and 1 from their own 28, about 7 minutes left. Jauron decides to punt. Saints get ball and march down and score to put the game away. pathetic.
This was atrocious. He essentially just waved the white flag there.
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09-28-2009 , 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Phildo
al davis is still starting jamarcus russell at qb
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09-28-2009 , 02:52 PM
What about the Purdue coach vs. Notre Dame on Saturday.

Purdue with a 4 point lead, Note Dame with a 2nd and goal from about the 5, 45 ish seconds left, Notre Dame has no timeouts.

ND runs a draw play and Purdue tackles the guy at the 3 yard line. It's now 3rd and goal with 36 seconds left and the clock is running.

Notre Dame looks completely panicky and indicates they are going to line up quickly and spike the ball (which itself is royally stupid but that's what they are gonna do).

Purdue then CALLS A TIMEOUT?!?!?!
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09-28-2009 , 03:00 PM
Marvin Lewis spiking the ball with 2 timeouts and 47 seconds left, LOL.
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09-28-2009 , 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by natediggity
yesterday, Bills down 17-7, 4th and 1 from their own 28, about 7 minutes left. Jauron decides to punt. Saints get ball and march down and score to put the game away. pathetic.
FIRE DICK
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09-28-2009 , 03:09 PM
LSU-Miss St.

The score is 23-21 LSU at the start of the 4th quarter. Miss St. elects punts the ball from LSU's 45 on 4th and 2.

Justice is served and the punt is returned for a TD.

Edit*

Not as sure about this one, but then Les Miles elects to kick the XP rather than go for 2, putting LSU ahead by 9.
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09-28-2009 , 03:14 PM
Nice bump.

In the Cal - Oregon game, the ducks were up 22 going into the half. Cal had the ball at their own 16 with 30 seconds left. After a run up the middle, Oregon called their second timeout. When Cal ran up the middle again with about 6 seconds left in the half, Oregon let the clock run out. It basically makes no difference but they gave Cal a freeroll on another running play by calling the timeout after second down but not third down.

I liked the first timeout because you might as well make them punt and go after it, but calling the first one and not the second is the only dumb thing you can do with the timeouts.
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09-28-2009 , 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Dudd
That was Dick Jauron football in a nutshell. Bellichick goes for fourth and 1 on his own 24 yardline with a 6 point lead in the middle of the third quarter, Jauron punts with a ten point deficit late in the fourth quarter. Just a gutless team, they should fire him and make Bobby April the interim coach since special teams is about the only thing they're good at.
Like the local radio show correctly points out, it's not even playing not to lose as much as not to make the box score look ugly. If the final is 17-7, people at espn and elsewhere who didn't watch the game say "Hey the Bills defense is pretty good, nice job by Jauron, loss must've been TO's fault". Kinda glad they gave up 10 more points after that. Pathetic loser.
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09-28-2009 , 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by wizardplow
LSU-Miss St.

The score is 23-21 LSU at the start of the 4th quarter. Miss St. elects punts the ball from LSU's 45 on 4th and 2.

Justice is served and the punt is returned for a TD.

Edit*

Not as sure about this one, but then Les Miles elects to kick the XP rather than go for 2, putting LSU ahead by 9.
being up 10 is better than up 9, but if they miss and are only up 8 it is a lot worse than either 9 or 10 would be

Last edited by benza13; 09-28-2009 at 03:40 PM. Reason: wording
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09-28-2009 , 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by MacGuyV
Like the local radio show correctly points out, it's not even playing not to lose as much as not to make the box score look ugly. If the final is 17-7, people at espn and elsewhere who didn't watch the game say "Hey the Bills defense is pretty good, nice job by Jauron, loss must've been TO's fault". Kinda glad they gave up 10 more points after that. Pathetic loser.
"Oh, absolutely," Jauron said. "It's a 10-point game. We're not going to give them the game. That's not to say we might not have made it. But it's not a good gamble, in my opinion, to give them a short field right there in a tight football game. We had fought the whole time to get it there, to keep it there."

god he is a pathetic loser. he and Trent were made for each other.
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