Jokes aside, we should probably give Hoya some extra time. He's got his hands full with abstinence's case.

@jimmy: fwiw, I am pretty even-keeled. It was an obvious bad decision, but it was made...so I move on. Legit no big deal.

That aspie Eltbus was the only really bad thing about this thread imo.

Hi! For my first pick I select the "Miracle on Ice." The USA win over the USSR in the 1980 Winter Olympics.

Okay so MICHAEL JORDAN'S comeback is ineligible and I've wasted too much time.

Board is in tatters but I believe I know what must be done.

It is time to crack open the butts.














I believe the pick is technically Brandon Moore but the pick is actually

THE BUTT FUMBLE

fwiw, 3 of the first 4 picks of Draft 2.0 were already on the (deleted) team I already drafted

and yea, that was the clear ldo #1 butt ITD

spectacular pick

lol

cock

balls

Hot Take Question:

I wasn't banned from this draft; it's pretty clear I already won the first draft--I'm railing draft 2.0 with no qualms... Mainly because I think it's an awesome draft concept and am enjoying it.

And when I'm calling Eltbus an aspie, please understand my intentions are not to offend all people with any sort of autism; I have a cousin who had it ftr and I am pretty sure I 'get it' . If I did, I'm officially sorry bro, seriously.

Rat, where are you???

I PM'd rat.

Well, gfy loser.

ARC, how do you feel about making fun of jews?

And ftr, I do genuinely regret using the term 'aspie' and am sorry. I apologize for using that term. Sincerely.

Would be a real shame if a draft broke out in the middle of all these slap fights

I thought the recent posts were BUTT selections.

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just skip me since i'm dead ass tired and won't be able to pick until like 5PM tomorrow afternoon

El Rata, if for some reason I pick what you had in mind, just say it's yours, and I guess you get it and then I get to make all my picks??? It's my first draft; I'm just going by previous goings-on



But seriously.... no one's sniped me yet, b/c I'm going the "greatest post" route. I figure it's the hardest.... there's been roughly 50 million posts in Sporting Events, and I can only remember 5 or so being great (lot of bad signal-to-noise ratio, much like this thread for example!)

And to top it all off, the post was made by a Great American (redundancy, I know). Not only did this man serve as America's 16th president, free slaves, give GOAT addresses, and fight vampires, he also took the time to identify a great injustice within our ranks; the banning of Anacardo, and share words of wisdom. I give to you... Mr Abe Lincoln:

Cardo Abe Lincoln post was what I thought would be the universally known #1 post pick.

I've got 2 posts better than that one but can't hate.

Some butts make Mark Sanchez fumble, but could they break the internet?

The first selection in the Butt category is no doubt, a great pick that had a GOAT moment that has brought hilarity to all and will be remembered for all time.

Butt.....

I will go ahead and suggest that Brandon Moore's butt, while large, in and in itself does not deserve to be the #1 overall butt.

I present you the most influential and successful butt of all time



For the uninformed

NSFW



Kim Kardashian's butt is, hands down, the single most successful butt of all time. Despite a complete lack of any semblance of talent, Kim Kardashian's butt has grown into a brand that includes...

A Sex Tape




A television show




A clothing line available at Sears




and other random nonsense that no other ass-based celebrity has.



And let's be real, most butts could make Mark Sanchez fumble the ball

Lol @ the amount of photoshopping/air brushing in that Sears clothing line picture. Definitely the number one butt on the board, nice pick!

Round 1 Pick 7?

It pains me to take this pick, but I take the clear #1 out of game dunk: Jordan's iconic freethrow line dunk.









The 1988 slam dunk contest. Chicago. Jordan and Wilkins both vying for their second titles. They make it to the final round, Wilkins scores 50 + 50 + 45 in his dunks, Jordan scores a 50 and a 47 in his first 2. Needing a 49 to win it all, he goes to the opposite end of the court, sprints down, and wins it all with a perfect from-the-free-throw line dunk. And history was made.

Skip me for now I'll be back around 5 EST. I'll pm grando.