The Turner Gill era really must have hit the pockets of Kansas area take out joints hard

I was thinking about this during the Tressel scandal. Private universities really do have a leg up in this regard. I got real high one night and decided that in 20 years they would run the landscape of college football. I don't know if that's the case, but man FOIA requests are awesome at getting the dirt.


Breakdown of Calls/Texts by Month reported today (obv. we need some earlier records).

9/12-10/12 53 Calls/1912 Texts
10/12-11/11 11 Calls/1052 Texts
11/12-12/11 16 Calls/1236 Texts
12/12-1/11 38 Calls/16 Texts
1/12-2/11 43 Calls/68 Texts
2/12-3/11 60 Calls/33 Texts
3/12-4/5 86 Calls/40 Texts

Seems like he was phasing her out, or maybe he got a burner phone.

Coaches likely pulling the hottest ass

1. URB
2. DABOAH
3. Richt
4. Placeholder for Rich-Rod
5. Chizik - would be higher but this guy will bang anything cuz crazywife
6. Kirk Ferentz
7. Jimbo Fisher
8. Mario Cristobal
9. Chip Kelly
10. Derek Dooley

urb is like 900,000th

kirk ferentz - not ranked

Seriously, I could not come up with a better list of two people that would never, ever do this. Urb is too moral, Ferentz couldn't pull the trigger.

you know who doesnt need a mistress?

LANE

Difference between need and want tho

he met her at perkins

You get into that syrup and pancake coma, it's pretty much the same thing

Umm...that very odd and oddly long list is overshadowed by your reply.

"Urb" is Urban Meyer, right?

Wat?

The lesson to be learned is if your job provides you with a phone, do not use that phone for anything other than work, LDO

What the ****?

so I shouldnt be calling my girlfriend on my work provided phone, but instead buy another cell phone for personal use? I have considered this, but man I dont want to have to carry an extra phone and pay a bill.

no the lesson is to not use the work phone to do any dirt

obv I am alone in thinking that Urban Meyer is a paragon of religious morality, point taken.

Ms. Kiffin hot as ****. Thanks for enlightening me.

Just google Urban Meyer, and affair immediately pops up. There were lots of rumors that he left Florida because he got caught having an affair with a 23 year old grad student.