I honestly have no horse in this race and couldn't possibly care less about Arkansas football or Petrino

BUT

I do find his "I've been doped to the gills" excuse someone reasonable. Also, didn't lie to police. Also, lied about a personal matter.

if he hadn't hired her I think he'd probably be fine, that could get a little sticky

good chance there's a morality clause in his contract. remember his job is to shape and mold young men for the future and winning football games is just like a nice side effect or something

A couple comments from the wedding book that were awesome.

Picture says it all

fantastic

this is reminiscent of the Tony-Adrianna crash in Sopranos

fiance gonna pound some vodka and put a bunch of bullets in Petrino's car imo

looooooooooooooooool

I am optimistic that this story can get worse / even more loltastic.

SEC FOOTBAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Are you sure you don't have a horse in this race? 'Cause it seems like you do. Literally every article I've seen about this mentions the personal conduct clause in his contract.

And what makes you think he didn't lie to the police? That he's not being charged for it, or anything else...in Fayatteville?

Nah, police confirmed he cooperated fully.

Morality clauses are absurd imo, but if he has one he's probably toast

What would happen if you did this with one of your employees?

Yes, Fayatteville police. And the original witnesses on the scene who drove Petrino to the hospital swore there was nobody else at the crash. Just sit back and wait for it, imo.

He'll be fired purely based on his facial rash and neck brace.

Women like a gentlemen with a sense of humor that aren't afraid to be adventurous, someone that is honest and that has a job. I'm not a gold digger, but there is no romance without finance. I don't think we should see each other anymore BP.

OMFG can;'t breathe