Australian Handegg Appreciation thread (was USA#1 etc.) - Page 5 - Sporting Events and Fantasy Sports

accomplishments that never happen?

since I've been posting in this forum, here are our accomplishments for you

2010 World Cup best CONCACAF performance
2011 Gold Cup Winners
2011 u17 World Cup Winners
2011 u20 World Cup 3rd place
2011 Pan American Games Gold
2012 Toulon Tournament Winners
2012 Olympic Gold
2013 u17 World Cup runners-up
2014 World Cup best CONCACAF performance

I'm probably missing one or two others, but the accomplishments are clearly there. Now you post your accomplishments.

I mean even ignoring the lol u17/u20 (and WTF is the Toulon Tournament) stuff, Costa Rica are still in this World Cup and have performed far better

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07-01-2014 , 09:31 PM

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Jever

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Originally Posted by AcTiOnJaCsOn

Most of us will wake up with awesome lives, hot American women, 401k's and full benefits to complement a healthy salary.

Wow, this reply is pathetic.
I hate OP and this thread, but seriously, you are even worse, because obv you have never been to Europe or generally to a 1st-world-country which is even more pathetic.

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07-01-2014 , 09:33 PM

#103

nutshot2

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I didn't change the title

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07-01-2014 , 09:36 PM

#104

Riverman

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yeah euroland seems amazing

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07-01-2014 , 09:37 PM

#105

Sly Caveat

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I like how Cruizn reps the attitude of "we're not some small team like USA that would brag about a draw against Brazil. We'll only be satisfied when we win the World Cup." And then look at his list of "accomplishments."

P.S. I like how the very first "accomplishment" on the list actually belongs to the U.S.

2010 -

Mexico got drawn into the host group with S Africa as the seeded team and tied them with 4 points for 2nd, advancing via tiebreaker. Lost their first knockout game 3-1 to Argentina (who lost their next game to Germany 4-0.)

U.S. won their group and lost their first knockout game in extra time to Ghana.

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07-01-2014 , 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly Caveat

LOL

I'll give Mexico credit for one accomplishment though. You're still undefeated in the quarterfinals outside of the two you lost at home.

1970 and 1986.

Mexico hosted the '86 tournament because Colombia couldn't do it.

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07-01-2014 , 09:39 PM

#107

mcb33f

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lol america
lol mexico
lol europe
lol soccer

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07-01-2014 , 09:40 PM

#108

cashy

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Originally Posted by Riverman

yeah euroland seems amazing

pretty funny coming from an american who have like 4 cities in the "highest murder rate" top20 lol

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07-01-2014 , 09:40 PM

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Jever

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Originally Posted by Riverman

yeah euroland seems amazing

lol, are you really wanna go this route?
I'm not saying that Euroland is amazing, but that finding a 401k a reason to think why USA is #1 quite estranging.

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07-01-2014 , 09:41 PM

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zoltanbuccos

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Originally Posted by mcb33f

lol america
lol mexico
lol europe
lol soccer

quality logic. but just stop posting sir. thanks.

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07-01-2014 , 09:45 PM

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As an American, this thread put me in a better mood after the loss. I had a few good laughs when I was reading it.

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07-01-2014 , 09:46 PM

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mcb33f

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i will never stop lolling soccer. lol you

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07-01-2014 , 09:49 PM

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Bdidd

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Originally Posted by Das Boot

hope you all get hepatitis

I choked on my Sonic Blast. wp

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07-01-2014 , 09:51 PM

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Health care in the US is hilarious

There's actually people who oppose healthcare in the US... Those guys should be shot on the spot

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07-01-2014 , 09:53 PM

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El Rata

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oh boy looks like we POLITARDING in here

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07-01-2014 , 09:59 PM

#116

Bidz

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Originally Posted by Steve00007

As an American, this thread put me in a better mood after the loss. I had a few good laughs when I was reading it.

yup

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07-01-2014 , 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by RebeccaTwigley

but if you get sick, you are ****ed.

Why? If you have a job, chances are you have good to excellent health care coverage here in USA #1!

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07-01-2014 , 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by royalblue

Health care in the US is hilarious

There's actually people who oppose healthcare in the US... Those guys should be shot on the spot

Those of us who have coverage don't wait for 6 months for an MRI tho.

LOL politarding

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07-01-2014 , 10:09 PM

#119

Jkpoker10

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Originally Posted by Cruizn63

YOU ****ING SUCK, YOUR RUNGOOD HAS FINALLY ENDED

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You know whats hilarious...... US soccer > Mexico. You're a tool bro. I'm so happy mexico lost to the dutch. Great choke job by lolmexico.

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07-01-2014 , 10:10 PM

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Why? If you have a job, chances are you have good to excellent health care coverage here in USA #1!

Funny, how a good friend of mine working at Wall Street thinks that US is not so #1 regarding social issues and is planning to go back to Europe because of that.
And funny that if you 'don't have a good job', 'you suck and don't deserve a life'!

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07-01-2014 , 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by wiper

that's the best **** ever...cruizn subconsciously knows USA#1.

EVEN OUR LOL THREAD SAYS SO!!

HAHAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

Reading, Mr teacher, how does it work?

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07-01-2014 , 10:21 PM

#122

forthwrite

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A lot of American's telling us how much they don't care itt.

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07-01-2014 , 10:35 PM

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GEAUX UL

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Originally Posted by Jever

Funny, how a good friend of mine working at Wall Street thinks that US is not so #1 regarding social issues and is planning to go back to Europe because of that.

If that's the case your friend is a ridiculous person.