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05-02-2015 , 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin
WAT? Most people who know her know her from being a beautiful skiier. She's definitely more famous for skiing than for dating Tiger's Wood.
No one had heard of her until she got Wood.
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05-02-2015 , 07:01 PM
well to be fair womens sports are a joke so its OK if you dont know who she is, i certainly didnt until right now.
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05-03-2015 , 09:25 PM
La'el Collins, for being named La'el Collins.
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05-03-2015 , 09:54 PM
you guys know they broke up, right?
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05-03-2015 , 10:44 PM
Yeah they broke up. Now she can go back to being an unknown world famous skiier with a wrecked 'gina.
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05-03-2015 , 11:37 PM
Well Tiger is Asian and black. 50/50 chance her vag is wrecked.
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05-03-2015 , 11:40 PM
and 50/50 chance she broke up with him because she couldn't feel a thing
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05-04-2015 , 02:02 AM
Even Bill Chen could wreck the sides, though.
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05-04-2015 , 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Dids
I dream one day of a world of perfect equality where we can eventually come together and agree that this is an incredibly ****ing stupid haircut and always has been.

After that we'll move on to hating dreads on black people.
I half agree. Nerl's hair is pretty awesome, but dreads are the worst idea ever.

Bad look, has to be annoying in the heat, probably not that clean, seems like it would slow you down, & you can get tackled by it.

Shaved head is such an obviously superior look in every possible way.

I hate rookie WR Breshad Perriman for doubling down on the terrible dreads look by also being balding at an allegedly young age.

The facts that he can't catch or run routes is irrelevant to my disdain.
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05-04-2015 , 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by JMurder3
I half agree. Nerl's hair is pretty awesome, but dreads are the worst idea ever.

Bad look, has to be annoying in the heat, probably not that clean, seems like it would slow you down, & you can get tackled by it.

Shaved head is such an obviously superior look in every possible way.

I hate rookie WR Breshad Perriman for doubling down on the terrible dreads look by also being balding at an allegedly young age.

The facts that he can't catch or run routes is irrelevant to my disdain.
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05-05-2015 , 05:54 PM
The Afro bowl cut wins as the WOAT
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08-26-2016 , 10:36 AM
Connor Cook. Reminds me of Webb Simpson.

I hope he goes to the superbowl, loses, and while he's fumbling through the reason for the loss to the reporters, the birdman pops in and interrupts him.
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08-26-2016 , 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Ineedaride2
Bob Horner. Watched him hit 4 home runs one night, and then he got injured for like 20 years.
Might as well post "I am old and from Atlanta".
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08-26-2016 , 11:20 AM
I hate Jimmy Butler because his hair makes him look like an extra in a Spike Lee joint, from 1985.
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08-26-2016 , 12:08 PM
I hate Russell Wilson because he seems so fake. Like everything he says is scripted. He doesn't seem genuine to me.
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08-26-2016 , 12:12 PM
Oh yeh and I hate Jameis Winston. **** that guy. Everything he did at FSU made me hate him and FSU. And I never hated FSU that much before him
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08-26-2016 , 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by AUGUY55
I hate Russell Wilson because he seems so fake. Like everything he says is scripted. He doesn't seem genuine to me.

He is fake. He's been caught for being a phony a few times now.

You have the incident where he was caught trying to figure out how to write a romantic letter, and then the veracity of his commencement speech he gave earlier this year has been questioned.
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08-26-2016 , 12:43 PM
I hate DeAndre Jordan. Well, hate is too strong of a word. I find it uncomfortable to look at him as his eyes are way too close together for the size of his head.
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08-26-2016 , 01:09 PM
I hate Hope Solo now more than ever, but I already hated her for being a generally horrible person who married a rapist but I can't post pics of what I hate most about her
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08-26-2016 , 01:15 PM
I hate Jimmy Harbaugh because he acts like Jimmy Harbaugh. Oh sorry. He is a former pro athlete I heard.
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08-26-2016 , 01:45 PM
I've always disliked Mark Texiera because he just "looks like an *******" to me. When he came to Yankees (even though I'm not a Yankee fan) I started to hate him less because I saw more interviews with him and he seems like a nice guy, but when I look at his stupid face when be bats I just wanna punch him.

Male version of resting bitch face or something.
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08-27-2016 , 11:18 AM
Ok, add Kaepernick to my list. What a douche. Who the **** does he think he is?
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08-27-2016 , 11:34 AM
Nothing arbitrary about the hundreds of reasons to hate Kapernick.
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08-27-2016 , 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by JMurder3
I half agree. Nerl's hair is pretty awesome, but dreads are the worst idea ever.

Bad look, has to be annoying in the heat, probably not that clean, seems like it would slow you down, & you can get tackled by it.

Shaved head is such an obviously superior look in every possible way.

I hate rookie WR Breshad Perriman for doubling down on the terrible dreads look by also being balding at an allegedly young age.

The facts that he can't catch or run routes is irrelevant to my disdain.
Perriman shaved his head & lost 3-4 pounds. Off the hate list.
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08-27-2016 , 12:19 PM
Always nice to see how J murders 3 this time...
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