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04-15-2015 , 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted by justjaidii
Dustin Johnson and Rory McIlroy because of how they walk.

Novak Djokovich cause of his hair.
if you hate them for those reasons you will really hate freddy couples.
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04-15-2015 , 02:55 AM


i hate his stupid face and stupid haircut
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04-15-2015 , 10:34 AM
I hate any baseball player with a soul patch.

It's an epidemic.
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04-17-2015 , 12:16 AM
I hate John Calipari because of the mole under his right eye

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04-17-2015 , 12:53 AM
grunch: it sounds like webb said "enjoy the jail cell, pal"
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04-17-2015 , 01:03 AM
I don't hate professional athletes but I hate owners who sucker the fans into thinking that athletes are greedy and the reason why ticket prices are high.
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04-17-2015 , 01:57 AM
Can't stand Aaron Hernandez for his TD celebrations.
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04-17-2015 , 01:59 AM
Jay Cutler has an extremely punchable face imo.
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04-17-2015 , 02:42 AM
This will probably come off as shallow but I've disliked Miles Austin for the longest time because he has an ugly mouth. It startles me every time I see it.

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04-17-2015 , 06:08 AM
i hate joey harrington for his good looks
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04-17-2015 , 06:57 AM
I hate Sam Cassell for stealing his "Big Balls" dance from Major League 2



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04-17-2015 , 11:32 AM
He invented the dance back on Planet Zoltar, from which he came.
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04-17-2015 , 02:44 PM
I hate anyone who hates Payne Stewart.
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04-17-2015 , 08:29 PM
Watching asians stretch annoys me. So, I think if I saw Ichiro, Matsuyama, etc in pregame, I would probably hate them. I bet the pitchers are worse, actually.
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04-18-2015 , 11:53 AM
Dottie Pepper. Used to make her husband carry her clubs, and then would throw clubs down and make him retrieve them. He probably stayed in a cage when they got home.
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04-18-2015 , 12:15 PM
Most of these reasons aren't arbitrary and should probably go in the Player Haters Ball.
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04-18-2015 , 12:25 PM
I also hate Sam for looking like E.T.



Really, anybody who looks like an alien is pretty awful.
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04-18-2015 , 12:27 PM
i hate lance moore for being literally lance moore yet being able to pull this anyway:



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04-18-2015 , 01:18 PM
those look like different women

same surgeon probably tho
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04-18-2015 , 01:26 PM
Hate list is easy.

Kobe Bryant
Barry Bonds
Tiger Woods
Michael Jordan
Phil Mickelson
The entire Dallas Cowboys football team
Phil Jackson
The entire Duke basketball team, their coach, and their fans.
Anyone who has ever played soccer
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04-18-2015 , 04:08 PM
I hate all entitled athletes who talk down to fans. Don't they realize that without fans, they're flipping burgers at McDonald's? Seriously, professional athletes are simply entertainers and nothing more.
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04-18-2015 , 06:26 PM
I have a mild amount of dislike for athletes who write like not-particularly-bright ten-year-olds. This is why I find Adrian Peterson annoying. The incongruity of such large and strong humans writing like little kids is very unsettling.

Last edited by Rei Ayanami; 04-18-2015 at 06:36 PM.
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04-18-2015 , 07:16 PM
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04-18-2015 , 11:46 PM
I actually find the way Aaron Hernandez licks his lips, in a LL Cool J way, to be his most despicable trait.
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04-19-2015 , 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by goofball
Goofs are the worst for sure
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