i searched the thread for wide receiver to check

i actually did think of it myself, fwiw, which i think is probably more shameful than stealing it

KB4Z...you should probably just sit this one out

edit: lol at the poster who tried the pats surveillance camera joke. F-

A-Hern may also find out he's a defensive end and, thus, a long snapper.

read this joke yesterday btw. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

not everyone follows morons on twitter

it was an AWESOME twitter guy.

Oh man it took me 6 hours to come up with that one.

Plus, uh, if he goes to the commissary in prison he might buy something for $.75 using a dollar and get a quarterback.

Get it?? Because quarterback is a football position? GET IT!????

Hernandez's agent: When I said you'll catch more passes if Lloyd isn't around next year, this isn't what I meant

Yeah, so I'm on hold .. oh, am I on? Yeah, this is Billy in Framingham, and I don't hear enough people talking about what this means for Belichick. You ask me, this stuff all started when he let Randy Moss on to the team. Used to be the Patriots only had class guys like Vrabel and Bruschi, now they had to deal with that knucklehead. Gronkowski, he's another knucklehead, and now this guy, and they wonder why they stopped winning Super Bowls?? You got animals like this in the locker room? Look, we got Jake Ballard, the Patriots will be fine, we'll forget about this guy even being on the team, unless Belichick brings in a bunch of other clowns and we're in losing the Super Bowl again. So, Love the show, just had to put my two cents in.

Every football position can sound sexual. Slot receiver, streaker, bukakke guard, etc.

It's like candy. 90% of items you see in a vending machine sound pornographic:

Take 5
100 grand
Mike & Ike
Reese's pieces

etc. Seriously go through the list almost all candy can be a porno film.

wet blanket and wiper didn't like my joke? That means it was amazing.

Best joke itt.

lol, was that a hold them 7's original? haha. good one!!!!! no one else had thought of the BB surveillance angle. wtg!

This just in: More than 1 person in the world can think of a similar joke. Let's get angry about it.

odds on this being a huge scam and aaron hernandez being the killer for ABC's show "whodunnit?" they've been advertising nonstop throughout the finals?

Saw this joke on twitter 5 minutes ago.

Twitter joke police are the worst.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrr

Saw this on Twitter 4 minutes ago.

Simpsons did it.

I lol''d

well done.

pm me your real screenname and the next shot i take AND the next log I throw on the fire will be in your name.

it all could be yours.

I think I know who that gimmick is.

Sports Talk Radio post is good but I saw that bit done in Vaudeville.