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--This obv has OJ Trial/Circus written all over it, except this time, if he's acquitted by incompetent prosecutors or jury nullification by Massachusetts football fans, he gets to suit up and get back out on the field.

--I imagine Tim Tebow standing by his locker, looking around, expecting the usual media crunch, and wondering, "Hey, where did everybody go?"

ETA:

--Can't wait to see the TD dance he comes up with for that moment when the clerk reads the jury's Not Guilty verdict.

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06-20-2013 , 03:33 PM

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Nootka

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I just lol thinking of his lawyer shrugging and handing over a mangled cell phone to the cops

i mean, just have him throw it into the bay and tell the cops he lost it.

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06-20-2013 , 03:35 PM

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Tom Ames

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Who goes on suicide watch first? Brady or Hernandez?

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06-20-2013 , 03:37 PM

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i mean, just have him throw it into the bay and tell the cops he lost it.

I imagine that after seeing all his other cover-up efforts going for naught and only serving to make him look worse, he's followed counsel's advice to resist the urge to do any more stuff like that.

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06-20-2013 , 03:38 PM

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RacersEdge

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quickly falling down my tight end fantasy rankings

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06-20-2013 , 03:39 PM

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Searix

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Team of house cleaners, breaking cell phone, and now taking down (breaking?) his home security cameras per my local ESPN radio

Ruh roh

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06-20-2013 , 03:43 PM

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Team of house cleaners, breaking cell phone, and now taking down (breaking?) his home security cameras per my local ESPN radio

Ruh roh

If mob movies have taught us anything, it is to do your own cleanup!

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06-20-2013 , 03:52 PM

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Zimmer4141

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quickly falling down my tight end fantasy rankings

Somehow, still above Jermichael Finley

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06-20-2013 , 03:55 PM

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youtalkfunny

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Commenter below it points out that Tebow and Hernandez were college teammates, just like OJ+AC.

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06-20-2013 , 03:55 PM

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yesterday i went to bed thinking:

this story is coming back, AH isnt as involved as it seems... cant be this dumb

today i wake up and see:

lolol AH is the dumbest human being on earth and it's as bad as it looks

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06-20-2013 , 04:01 PM

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"You know who this is gosh darn it, I'm Tim T!!"

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06-20-2013 , 04:03 PM

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I don't get destroying the cell phone, pretty sure your phone company will be subpoenaed ASAP if you become a murder suspect. Just makes you look guilty

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06-20-2013 , 04:11 PM

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youtalkfunny

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SI source calls an arrest "likely". No ****, Sherlock.

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06-20-2013 , 04:14 PM

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serio562

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More importantly, what does this mean for Tebow?

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06-20-2013 , 04:19 PM

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I don't get destroying the cell phone, pretty sure your phone company will be subpoenaed ASAP if you become a murder suspect. Just makes you look guilty

I highly doubt that someone who dumped a body less than a mile from his home next to a vehicle rented out in his name understands how murder investigations work

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"You know who this is gosh darn it, I'm Tim T!!"

(we're old

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06-20-2013 , 04:22 PM

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They say you always make five mistakes you didnt think about when you commit a murder. So far it seems like Aaron only made two: forgetting that he left the traceable rental car at the scene of the crime and forgetting that text messages aren't destroyable in a cell phone.

Pretty damn good if you ask me, wonder if he's had practice.

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06-20-2013 , 04:25 PM

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i'd love a window into AH's head right now

wonder what he's thinking

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06-20-2013 , 04:26 PM

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i'd love a window into AH's head right now

wonder what he's thinking

"no way the cops find me with this bag over my head"

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06-20-2013 , 04:26 PM

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i'd love a window into AH's head right now

wonder what he's thinking

Evidence points to this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwc1Wi-mlCI

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06-20-2013 , 04:29 PM

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Das Boot

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"no way the cops find me with this bag over my head"

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Evidence points to this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwc1Wi-mlCI

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06-20-2013 , 04:32 PM

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aggo

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why does a guy worth millions rent cars?

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06-20-2013 , 04:32 PM

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Das Boot

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You can't kill someone in a car you OWN. That'd just be stupid.

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06-20-2013 , 04:33 PM

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Less of a hassle if impounded in a drug deal.

Might just be a leased or long term rental car that the intrepid media is calling rented.

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