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12-29-2019 , 08:43 PM
Who gets got first? Who replaces who? Where does FAT MIKE land? Marvin Lewis back? Gogoggogogo
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12-29-2019 , 08:48 PM
I predict less carnage than everyone thinks

My hot take is Garrett comes back

Firings:
1. Gase
2. Schurmur
3. Kitchens

End of list

Last edited by StoppedRainingMen; 12-29-2019 at 08:57 PM.
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12-29-2019 , 08:50 PM
Browns should fire Kitchens but I don't think they've got the guts
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12-29-2019 , 08:52 PM
Guesses:

Marrone will go first. Replaced by a random nothing hire.
Schumur gone replaced by Garrett.
Marvin to the Skins.
McDaniels to the Cowboys after firing Garrett.
Rhule to the Panthers.
Kitchens gone and replaced by Fat Mike.
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12-29-2019 , 08:55 PM
Kitchens fired confirmed
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12-29-2019 , 08:56 PM
Well that was quick
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12-29-2019 , 08:58 PM
Kitchens: I'm gonna keep coaching until they tell me not to
Owner peeks in: You can stop now
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12-29-2019 , 09:22 PM
Shurmur has to be fired too, he's horrible.

Gase should be fired, but I don't think he will be because they finished well. Marrone is gone because I think they just want to clean house. Anthony Lynn I have a feeling might go as well.

Can't wait til Clapper isn't fired

Last edited by GusJohnsonGOAT; 12-29-2019 at 09:24 PM. Reason: Browns should rehire CHUD
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12-29-2019 , 09:33 PM
Washington interviewing Riverboat Ron tomorrow, rumored to be their top choice.
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12-29-2019 , 09:34 PM
jim harbaugh is the best hire out there
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12-29-2019 , 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Zimmer4141
Browns should fire Kitchens but I don't think they've got the guts
but nah
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12-29-2019 , 10:55 PM
Garret won't be "fired"
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12-29-2019 , 10:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zimmer4141
Browns should fire Kitchens but I don't think they've got the guts
This got reported before you posted this
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12-29-2019 , 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by dkgojackets
jim harbaugh is the best hire out there
I’m just gonna say it

He sucks
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12-29-2019 , 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by GusJohnsonGOAT
Shurmur has to be fired too, he's horrible.

Gase should be fired, but I don't think he will be because they finished well. Marrone is gone because I think they just want to clean house. Anthony Lynn I have a feeling might go as well.

Can't wait til Clapper isn't fired
Lynn is hard to tell, he got super unlucky, rivers was in **** it mode, chargers do chargers things again. Sounds like he stays put though.

Gase will stay.

Not hitting the over on coach firings will rustle me, that seemed pretty free.
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12-29-2019 , 11:02 PM
looks really like just Kitchens (browns throw out everything and the kitchens sink joke here) Garrett, Schurmer, Marrone sad.
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12-29-2019 , 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by StoppedRainingMen
I’m just gonna say it

He sucks
he instantly made a bad team with krapernik good
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12-29-2019 , 11:37 PM
mike mccarthy to cowboys??
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12-29-2019 , 11:41 PM
the cowboys HC position is like

there's a **** ton of talent, the team should be better next season

oh and also you have to be a giant ***** with any decision jerruh makes

gl
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12-29-2019 , 11:42 PM
Fat Mike and Riverboat Ron both apparently highly sought after, what a world
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12-29-2019 , 11:44 PM
who is patriots next QB and coach (Josh McD obviously ??)

Pats are done I guess - spygate 2.0 is pending, losing to miami at home, ****** 1st round bye ????
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12-30-2019 , 09:44 AM
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12-30-2019 , 10:18 AM
Shurmur's gone
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12-30-2019 , 11:56 AM
Would take riverboat for NYG - will probably end up with Garrett though
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12-30-2019 , 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by bazooka87
Shurmur's gone
Euthanized. Should have been done long ago.
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