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Aaron Hernandez appealing guilty verdict, butnahhhhh (yes maybe) Aaron Hernandez appealing guilty verdict, butnahhhhh (yes maybe)

04-19-2017 , 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by TheNoodleMan
I don't really care that it is a hacky joke, mostly just amused by SE thinking itself to be the center of the internet.
That itself is a running joke, man.
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04-19-2017 , 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by ss1
Grunch. Srsly, wtf was wrong w/ the dude? Dude had it made. WTF...

Did OP make it up himself TD to wide receiver LMAO.
Few days later:

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Originally Posted by RT
Do you think she came up with that "Tight end to wide receiver" joke herself?
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Originally Posted by TheNoodleMan
There is just no way someone could have come up with such a clever and original joke on their own, they MUST have taken it from this thread.
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Originally Posted by TheNoodleMan
I don't really care that it is a hacky joke, mostly just amused by SE thinking itself to be the center of the internet.
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Originally Posted by kidcolin
That itself is a running joke, man.
C'mon Noodle...
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04-19-2017 , 03:02 PM
Who choked more, Aaron Hernandez or the Atlanta Falcons?
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04-19-2017 , 03:03 PM
That's a good joke.
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04-19-2017 , 03:27 PM
who is more likely to have actually killed themselves

Aaron Hernandez or Lawrence Phillips?
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04-19-2017 , 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by kidcolin
This will surely get a ton of play in coming days but here's what happened:

A sociopathic murderer had a moment of clarity.


RIP
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04-19-2017 , 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Heroball
On to Probate.


vg
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04-19-2017 , 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Larry Legend
Because Hernandez died mid-appeal, his conviction has been voided.

This might have significant financial impact on his daughter.
This. LOL conspiratards.
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04-19-2017 , 04:24 PM
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04-19-2017 , 04:57 PM
I heard they had to bring in an expert to figure out how he managed to off himself in his cell:

Spoiler:
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04-19-2017 , 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Shuffle
His appeal had no chance. He didn't even have a leg to stand on.
Was a real last gasp effort

Definitely swinging for the fences

A desperation heave
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04-19-2017 , 05:25 PM
He only had to travel 6 ft deep for the most important Hail Mary of his life.
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04-19-2017 , 05:27 PM
He may have smoked synthetic marijuana Tuesday night I just read.

That damn fake weed be crazy
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04-19-2017 , 05:42 PM
Yeah read about the fake weed. Also supposedly had a bible verse on his head and red marker drawn stigmata marks on his hands and feet.

Read that here http://boston.cbslocal.com/2017/04/1...investigation/
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04-19-2017 , 05:50 PM
I need some clarification on what prison is like because between The Wire, the MSNBC show, Oz and Goodfellas I have a wide range of possibilities
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04-19-2017 , 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by businessdude
this needs to be entered in the everyday scams thread
that is too funny
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04-19-2017 , 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Riverman
I need some clarification on what prison is like because between The Wire, the MSNBC show, Oz and Goodfellas I have a wide range of possibilities
Frontline documentaries

Recently did one on solitary confinement which ends a trilogy of documentaries on the prison system.
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04-19-2017 , 07:11 PM
itll get plead down
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04-19-2017 , 07:21 PM
America's Toughest Prisons

Lock Up

Tanga & Cash

Shawshank

Sleepers

Nastiest prison movie ever is a 1980s British film about a young offenders' institution called Scum. Well worth a watch if you can find it
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04-19-2017 , 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by happyhappy...
I bet he's been sober a while. His pcp withdrawals were probably countered by extreme concentration on explaining he was innocent, expending all his energy. Now that he's been sober a while I bet it is all hitting home this week now that there is no hope and nothing that psychotic energy can go to anymore.

Cue the first drugs in prison with no hope, and I put the o/u on violent altercation, od, or suicide at 1 yr.
you called his suicide 2 days before it happened.
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04-19-2017 , 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Wooders0n
Yeah I have a very good understanding of all the evidence that was presented but I'm not up to date on the charges or the definitions of those charges as they pertain to MA or whatever. Just going off the evidence and my own common sense it doesn't seem like a stretch that a jury will find him not guilty.
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Originally Posted by Wooders0n
Hernandez involved in a gang-related fight according to CNN.

He's going to thrive in prison. He probably loves it.
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Originally Posted by Wooders0n
You people are such wanters. I doubt he really is much affected. People with the chemical makeup to allow them to murder multiple people in cold blood really don't care about anything. Whether he's free or in prison he likely cares more about not being disrespected than anything else.
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04-19-2017 , 08:11 PM
The fact that that's a rooftop city pool is just an elite post. The fact that it's likely a coincidence makes it that much more so.
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04-19-2017 , 08:32 PM
How exactly does one hang themselves with a bed sheet.
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04-19-2017 , 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by EddyB66
How exactly does one hang themselves with a bed sheet.
Are you serious? Really???
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04-19-2017 , 08:37 PM
Correctional officer rang into local sports radio today and basically said they tie one end around the window or whatever, the other around their neck and stand against the wall and slide their feet away from the wall until they are being choked and then just basically allow themselves to be choked out and once they pass out gravity finishes the job. Sounds like a brutal way to go.
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