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Originally Posted by Phat Mack
Ha! I don't check into 2+2 as often as I used to, but I got an email about your posts in the Jokes thread. I thought they were funny, but then again, I've been told to go into the garage to check out a surprise.
Thanks. Here's another one for you:
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office trailed by 15 kids.
“Wow,” the social worker exclaims, “are they all yours?”
“Yep, they're all mine,” the flustered mother sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.
The mother says, “sit down Terry.”
All the children rush to find seats.
“Well,” says the social worker, “then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names.”
''Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Terry and the girls are all named Terri.”
In disbelief, the case worker says, “Are you serious... they're all named Terry?”
“Yep - makes life easier. When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school I yell, ‘Terry!’ and when it's time for dinner, I yell, ‘Terri!’ - and they all come running.
If I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I yell, ‘Terry’ and all of them stop.
It's the smartest idea I ever had, naming them all Terry or Terri.”
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, “But what if you only want one particular kid to come, and not the whole bunch?”
“Then I use a last name.”
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Sorry to hear about your health problems, but glad to hear that you are on the mend.
Thanks.
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Also glad to see that you still have the forum fooled into thinking you are a conservative cautious player.
Mack
It all depends on what's involved.
Take care.
Buzz