Hahahahahaha, so everyone else knows, this is the logic detective Gordy uses for determining who's cheating

ErNci: what makes me sick is when stupid short stack bingo players post on respectable forums.

Are you serious clown? I'm sorry, I guess I shouldn't tap the glass. Since I started my shortsack approach, I have you at -$57ev yet you've made $370, so I'm clearly the dumb one. I'm sorry your strategy of limping every hand you choose to play then calling every subsequent all in push hoping to get lucky hasn't been working out. I'm also sorry that your limp, then call of my all in with A378 didn't work out today, even after you flopped bottom pair! I hope Santa's good to you in 5 days Ernci, you deserve it with how cruel the cards have been to you!

Hi Suited Aces / Deucebag916

I have nothing against short stack strat firstly, especially when people like yourself do it SOOO wrong, and, especially when they insta-quit when they get past 30BBs!

As you've taken it upon yourself to post [fake] stats on myself, I thought i'd post yours [correct].



All the best, and more than happy to see you back at the tables!

PS Yes it does upset me when players, like yourself, comment on this respectable forum. I can not respect your s/s game, and i've never seen you with >30BB's. I think this is an acceptable view unless you can demonstrate different - but I really do not think you can play winning poker.

Short stack masters from east and west must unite. FIGHT to find out who is number one.

Profit

Lets be honest here Ernci. You probably got more money from me this month than all the shortstackers combined.

at a .25/.5 table, you've never seen me with more than $15? Well, maybe I just can't play against you Ernci, because my stats on myself in .25/.50 over the last 8 days are completely different {correct}. Also weird, because since October 10th, I have 8375 hands against you...



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Then myself since December 10...


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and myself vs. Ernci since I started shortstacking


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I'm honestly surprised to see I've won that much off of you, but it's not like I'm getting it in bad (15bb/100 ev), so please, keep up the good work! I'm glad you've taken me back with open arms, much appreciated!

oh whoops, that last one was just me vs. you in the last week, this is me vs. you in the last 2 months



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Again, feel free to talk as much as you want...

StrikR300, chknpotpie and Dorsal, I'm curious as to your results so I'm hereby calling you all idiots in the hope you feel the need to post graphs to prove me wrong.

Hell, everyone who plays 1/2+ is an idiot. Now do share. Don't be a fool and rise above it.

sounds like you two need to HU4Roll, ss vs full stack

*sigh* I know Ichbin, but it just gets old after a while...

If that vs player stat is accurate..



I've won over $1.1k from you over the 702 hands i've actaully VPIP'd with you at NL50.

Oh Dear?

I think this stat is broke, but, im content that there's a reason why mine's substantially higher than yours vs eachother...

Why dont you post a graph with a sample of >200k hands? Or can any reg back you up that you are a winning player? I still really do not think you are.

I c wat u did der

Don't use tracking software, have no idea how to create a graph. Wish I could help, but can't do it.

Again...*sigh*. Sucks you somehow got dragged into this Dorsal. All I was really doing was defending myself against a ****** comment Ernci made against me in the chat on stars (my first mistake).

So I can sit there and walk away and have Dorsal say "I told you so", or I can post a graph and have Ichbin make a cryptic/philosophical comment alluding to that if I was a winning and smart player I wouldn't be posting a graph. You guys have fun, I'm done...and GL at the tables everyone!

This month...easily one of my worst running months ever..esp since I'm not a shortstacker



This cat fight with graphs is entertaining, keep it going

Suited: Sorry wasn't trying to be an ass.

FWIW I think Dorsal's response was 100% a face-value response to my joke request for a graph as I doubt he read the posts above. He simply saw I was asking for a a graph and declined and was not making a comment about you. And my comments were nothing to do with whether or not I think you are a winning player, just a comment on the childishness.

That said I sympathise with you a here and I think ErNci was out of line posting a screen shot of his DB on you. You should have just PM'd a mod imo, who would definitely have insta removed it (I suspect).

And that vs player thing does not do what either if you thinks it does. In fact if ErNci believes there is ANY chance he has won $1100 over 700 hands from a guy who apparently buys in for $10 a time then common sense isn't being used here AT ALL. You really think its even slightly plausible that you might have stacked him 110 times in 700 hands, or once every 6.4 hands without losing once?

Excuse me?

K I apologise, though imo 'I think this stat is broke' should have been 'LDO for sure this stat is broke' (or could have pointed out it was being used utterly incorrectly), but meh I'm being overly pedantic now prob.

Anyway I'm sidetracking the drama here and probably making myself look like an idiot so i'll leave with a good luck to all those finishing milestones. Haven't played a hand of PLO8 cash on PS this month I don't think and I'm pleased about it; the games look utterly horrible. Seems like one random per 4 tables.

On one table at the moment are players 'titovka24' (a looseish reg) and 'titovka42' (a new player who is playing nearly every hand) and they both have the same location. Should I be concerned about collusion?

He's terrible anyways. Even with collusion, they'd prolly still donate.

Never thought you were being an ass, I actually liked your message and it made plenty of sense. Congrats on the Horse FTOPS by the way!

the games do suck but almost to 500k vpps then couple days of relaxation

Think we'll all need a few days off once these milestones have been accomplished.

+infinity