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Originally Posted by Lapidator
Just liberally apply insults to people who disagree with you. The more they disagree, the more insulting you should be. The light will eventually switch on and they will suddenly agree with you. It's kinda surprising when you first realize how well it works.
Works best with people you have some sort of relationship with -- friends, relatives, and especially your boss, she will be especially thankful of the lesson.
Don't skimp on the insults just because you are face to face. Its important to be "real" in your superiority. Just imagine that you are sitting at a computer typing.
Try to emphasize with the person. Get to know their point of view. In this way, you can quickly tailor your insults on a more personal level. It will make for a much more satisfying experience, for you, and they will more acutely know how superior you are of them.
You'll know that everyone finally agrees with you by the uncomfortable silence as they take time to quietly bask in the glow of your brilliant mind.
Yeah, you could do that, or you could not pretend you are anonymously banging on your keyboard and treat the person as a human being who's views and values, while different from yours, deserve respect and consideration. I find it sad that people can't disagree amicably anymore.
And besides, the people who you berate and then seem to agree with you in all likelihood do not agree. They just realize you are behaving unreasonably and are agreeing with you as a means of shutting you down. It's called manners.