For lulz lets get together 10-15 things that aren't true but might be believed and either email them to people or post them somewhere and then the first person to see it reposted or get it emailed back to them wins.


SHOCKING NEW INFO ABOUT THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION!!

Barrack hussein obama once donated $10,000 to a charity called "help the illegals" an organisation set up to purchase false beards and moustaches for illegal aliens so they can avoid detection and stay in the country longer.


In college Barrack hussein obama authored an essay titled "15 reasons socialism works"


Like other presidents Barrack hussein obama has an american flag hung on the wall in the white house oval office. Unlike other presidents his is reversible and has a Kenyan flag and the back, coincidence?


When he thought the cameras were off him Barrack hussein obama was heard to remark that guns were "just big metal things that kill people"

If you need links you can use the conspiracy thread.

I think we could build a business around this!

Alan Keyes once swam across the English Channel because God told him it would save America from economic ruin.

Border Czar, Alan Bersin, while at Harvard wrote an undergrad paper titled The Land of Porous Borders: Advantages of a Borderless Bloc in which he outlined the benefits of removing the borders between the US, Canada, and Mexico to allow free movement of all immigrants between the three countries

This misspelling of Obama's name is expert, but you need to mix it up a bit. I suggest "accidentally" having Osama at least once, e.g. barack HUSSEIN Osama.

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Who is Barack Obama?

Very interesting and something that should be considered.

If you do not ever forward anything else, please forward this to all your contacts…this is very scary to think of what lies ahead of us here in our own United States…better heed this and pray about it and share it.

Did you know know the famous French seer Nostradamus, who prophesied the 9/11 Attacks on America and Hitler's Nazi Germany, also had a lot to say about Barack Obama? Here's one of his divinely inspired quatrains:

Earth-shaking fires from the world’s centre roar
Around a great is the earth a-quiver by the man named Maboa.
Jesus will be sad
When a Moslem born of Africa will acclaimed the leader.

Who is Barack Obama?

Barack Hussein Obama Bin Laden Jr. was born in Lambasa Kenya to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM from Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white ATHEIST from Wichita, Kansas. His godparents were local terrorists who mercilessly terrorized local Christians and ate the faces of any white people who entered their village, under the direction of the local voodoo atheist Muslim Communist warlords.

Obama’s parents met at the University of Hawaii. When Obama was two years old, his parents divorced. His mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a polygamist MUSLIM who taught Barack Hussein everything he knew about terrorism in a madrassa.

When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocated illegally to Indonesia. Obama attended a MUSLIM school in Jakarta. At some point, the Obama family moved to Mexico and ILLEGALLY immigrated to the US.

Barack Hussein Obama will NOT recite the Pledge of Allegiance nor will he show any reverence for OUR flag. While others place their hands over their hearts while American's national anthem God Bless America is played, Obama turns his back to the flag and plays pocket pool, furiously trying to give himself wood while praying to Allah. Also, on the 5th Anniversary of 9/11, when America had a moment a silence to honor the victims of Islmaic Fascism and HONORING our Men and Women fighting the terrorists in the War On Terror, Barcak HUSSEIN Obama was reportedly playing basketball.

Earlier this year, Obama announced the creation of a new ARMY that he wants to ARM more than Our Military!!!! Obama plans on recruiting this fund this army with a new tax on white people making more than $24,450 a year. This new army will roam the streets of America FORCING Americans to teach their children about pedophilia and recommending that all Christians have abortions. The leaders of this ARMY are from a group known as ACORN, who are street thugs that steal America's elections.

Also, did you know Barack Obama personally passed the FAIRNESS DOCTRINE, which non partisan political pundit, the Washington Post's Charles Krauthammer once called the UNFAIRNESS DOCTERINE. This DOCTRINE will effectively shutdown Fox News and replace Rush Limbaugh with rap music.

Michelle Obama reportedly has 35 staffers who do her hair and makeup and manicures, and this costs the taxpayers 85 million dollars a year. Did you know Laura Bush didn't even have a staff at all? Also, Michelle Obama wrote in her college thesis that white people should be forced to give restitution to black people for Hurricane Katrina.

Barack Obama has created a shadow government 35 unaccountable and unelected "czars", which means "Christ Killer" in the Communist Russian language. These "czars" include:

- Jermiah Wright, Sharia Law Czar, responsible for oversight of America's transition to "law" which will pave the way for Islamo fascism in America
- Van Jones, 9/11 Czar. He's a member of the Communist Party that wanted George W. Bush investigated by the World Court for war crimes. Also a Muslim Black activist with strong anti-white views.
- Vivek Kundra- born in New Delhi "India", controls all public information, including labels and news releases and monitors all private Internet emails.
- Bill Ayers, former terrorist pal of Obama's from CHICAGO and Affirmative Action Czar, responsible for making sure white kids have to read Black Panther literature before being admitted to prestigious AMERICAN universities

I want to leave you with some sage words of wisdom and a warning from one of America's greatest Christians and Founding Fathers, Ben Franklin:

"Those who would give up Essential Liberty to elect a Moslem President have turned their backs on Christ"

IF THIS EMAIL HAS YOU FRIGHTENED FOR AMERICA'S CHILDREN, FORWARD ONTO 10 PEOPLE RIGHT NOW

LOL

On December 23rd 2009 at 18:48pm a group performing Christmas carols in the white house lobby was privately ordered to stop singing "onward christian soldier" as it offended the president's beliefs. This information comes directly from the tuba player.

At the conclusion of the Democratic National Convention at Invesco Field in Colorado in 2008, a group of local Boy Scouts wanted to collect the miniature American flags the partying Democrats had carelessly let fall to the ground, sew them together, and make warm winter jackets for America's homeless veterans. But Barack Obama personally ordered they be thrown into the garbage and incinerated.

More like bal-lack insane obama amirite?

For health and safety and environmental reasons.

At the democratic national convention obama refused to shake the hand of an 85 year old world war 2 veteran because it "grossed him out".

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I had a former employee call me earlier today inquiring about a job, and at the end of the conversation he gave me his phone number. I asked the former employee if this was a new cell phone number and he told me yes this was his "Obama phone." I asked him what an "Obama phone" was and he went on to say that welfare recipients are now eligible to receive (1) a FREE new Apple IPhone cell phone and (2) approx 700 minutes of FREE minutes every month (3) new SNEAKERS and (4) rims for their cars

I was a little skeptical so I Googled it and low and behold he was telling the truth.
I couldn't believe this, so I went to the web site and learned that about half of the states offer these Obama phones. TAX PAYER MONEY IS BEING REDISTRIBUTED TO WELFARE RECIPIENTS FOR FREE CELL PHONES. This program was started earlier this year. Enough is enough. The very foundations that this country was built on are being shaken. The age old concepts of God, family, and hard work have flown out the window.

DVaut did people really send these to you?

DVaut1 originals?

and so it begins...

http://www.snopes.com/politics/taxes/cellphone.asp

So if Lolo didn't know anything about terrorism and the madrassa didn't teach anything about terrorism, then this statement is true. Clever.

confirmed

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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I recommend mixing in maybe half of things that are either true or arguably true to help build legitimacy for the really hilarious stuff.

Wait did anything actually happen in this thread?

I'm looking forward to having my grandmother forward me whatever you guys come up with.

Nothing you guys come up with is going to be any more outlandish than the stuff I already get. Today I got one that was supposedy written by LEE IACCOCA. GMAFB, only old people know who that is. You guys will never be able to beat that one.