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Old 11-15-2010, 11:21 AM   #1
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The TSA - Fondling your junk, for safety

Surprised nobody has started a thread on this already, the story of John Tyner out of California.

You can read his blog posting on the incident here:

http://johnnyedge.blogspot.com/2010/...y-between.html

(youtube recordings of the incident are leaked)

or the news account here:

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2...sing-security/

Cliffs: Man is flying. He thinks those new body scanner machines are dangerous because of radiation and verifies online that the airport he's flying out of doesn't have them. When he gets there they have them anyway. He tells the agents he doesn't want to go through them. They say that's fine but he has to submit to a pat down instead. He agrees but this isn't a standard pat down but one of those groin grabbingly new ones. Guy says he does not submit to having his privates fondled. TSA is confused and first and they say you can't fly then, he says fine. Then they refuse to let him leave the screening area for awhile but he is persistent in calling them out on their illegal detainment of him, eventually leaves the screening area, gets his ticket refunded and attempts to leave airport. He's stopped by more TSA agents saying he isn't allowed to leave the screening area once a screen has begun and they have to complete it. He still refuses to consent to a search, they begin threatening him with a 10K fine and a civil lawsuit, they hold them there for awhile and eventually he leaves, with them still threatening lawsuits and fines.

He really does a great job with staying calm and with calling them out on their BS and their blatant violations of his rights and produces a lot of stammering and confusion and choice quotes from them.

The utter arrogance of the agents really is stunning, what they think the can do to you because they have a little badge from the government telling them that they can.
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Old 11-15-2010, 11:28 AM   #2
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"If you touch my junk, I'm going to have you arrested."

Love this. Frankly, I think sexual assault charges should be brought against any TSA employee (or any other person) who touches someone's genitals in any way against their consent.


http://www.pennandteller.com/03/cool...ederalvip.html

Penn Jillette had a similar type of experience.
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Old 11-15-2010, 11:34 AM   #3
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It starts...


...for your safety of course
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So who exactly is in favour of this stuff? Liberals are presumably generally against intrusions into privacy and cotton is a conservative (right?) and he seem against it. Obv as a libertarian it makes me wanna throw up. Where is the support coming from?
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The really pathetic part of this is there is probably zero marginal increase in actual security as a result of this new procedure.
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So who exactly is in favour of this stuff? Liberals are presumably generally against intrusions into privacy and cotton is a conservative (right?) and he seem against it. Obv as a libertarian it makes me wanna throw up. Where is the support coming from?
People who make backscatter xray machines?
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Old 11-15-2010, 11:41 AM   #7
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So who exactly is in favour of this stuff? Liberals are presumably generally against intrusions into privacy and cotton is a conservative (right?) and he seem against it. Obv as a libertarian it makes me wanna throw up. Where is the support coming from?
What do we call the group with the weapons? Because it's them that are doing this.
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oh, and people who don't fly commercial. Because for them, no price is too high to pay for security.
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So who exactly is in favour of this stuff? Liberals are presumably generally against intrusions into privacy and cotton is a conservative (right?) and he seem against it. Obv as a libertarian it makes me wanna throw up. Where is the support coming from?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...123101746.html

Remember Michael Chertoff?

Rumor is that he's got some kind of conflict-of-interesty profit motive in this.
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Old 11-15-2010, 11:43 AM   #10
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You'll be hard pressed to find a regular traveler who is for more of this stuff.

What always confused me... There was a period where they would ban... say, toe nail clippers. Then a year or so later they would re-allow it. Same thing happened, I believe, for lighters.

Then you couldn't bring fluids of a certain size.... then you could.

WTF is happening where for a year or so you can't bring a bottle of water, cause its dangerous, but then 12 months later it isn't anymore? It seems like they react with no clear strategy in mind about what's effective. There's actions are a mystery.
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Old 11-15-2010, 11:51 AM   #12
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Tom, you're far too willing to grant that the conservative right has any sincere opposition to this.* It's a political kludge, basically to build the narrative that Obama et al are guilty of creeping government fascism. They've taken the sincere opposition does exist, spun it through their laugh factories, and turned it into Liberal Perverts and Busybodies at DHS and in TSA vs Real Americans, Showdown at your Local Airport. In fact this is already happening. Note the perpetual wink-wink Big Sis lesbian Napolitano is storing naked body images campaign to fap to, "hey have you noticed lots of TSA agents are Moslems, do you think they're infiltrating?!?" whisper stuff in the swamps on talk radio or whatever.

The hoi polloi on the right get the message. See Drudge. See your standard Freeper reactions:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2627332/posts

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I flew last night and like all the other middle aged women in line got pulled off to the side for the full body scan. Really. It was ridiculous. No one else, just us older white women. Is this the demographic that needs to be profiled? Or is it just porn for Janet?

2 posted on Monday, November 15, 2010 9:52:09 AM by madinmadtown
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Al Qaeda didn’t need to take away our freedoms, the US Gov’t is doing the job for them.

We know basically who the enemy is, what mosques they go to, and what countries they are from - yet it is normal Americans who are treated like criminals

6 posted on Monday, November 15, 2010 9:56:03 AM by PGR88
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If they profiled passengers instead of the blanket all passengers are suspicious, we wouldn't need 1/10th the "security" they are forcing on us now.
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* what sincere opposition does exist is basically that white people are subjected to the same level of scrutiny as dark skinned people.

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had my first experience with the new security 2 weeks or so ago.

traveling with my wife - fairly light security lines - (wife is a 10/10 ldo) - and lo and behold - who is the 1 person 'randomly' selected for the naked scan? my white 30 year old wife - the only attractive woman within 30 yards of the front of the security lines....

at the time - i sort of thought 'oh well - what can you do' - but as I've read more and more - I'm getting more and more irritated with the whole system - add in the crap like the full crotch grab pat down on young children - and it's becoming mind boggling.

these aren't highly trained professionals deciding who to pat down - these are low level employees.

I don't know what the qualifications are to become the guy who decides who goes into the nekkid booth - and who might be getting a feel up - but is he any more 'qualified' than a McDonalds order taker?

I highly doubt the veracity of the following information - but the only thing I found claiming the qualifications of a TSA agent was as follows:

All candidates must meet minimum qualification requirements established by law including:

U.S. citizen or U.S. national.
High school diploma, GED or equivalent, or one year of security or aviation screening experience.
English proficiency.
Pass a background check.


edit: just wanted to add - I don't put this at the feet of Obama - or at the feet of democrats - I put it at the feet of an incompetent government organization that doesn't think it's a big deal to stamp on people's rights and freedoms - there is no thinking going on here.

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Tom, you're far too willing to grant that the conservative right has any sincere opposition to this. It's a political kludge, basically to build the narrative that Obama et al are guilty of creeping government fascism. They've taken the sincere opposition does exist, spin it through their laugh factories, and turn it into Liberal Perverts and Busybodies at DHS and in TSA vs Real Americans, Showdown at your Local Airport. In fact this is already happening. Note the perpetual wink-wink Big Sis lesbian Napolitano is storing naked body images campaign to fap to, "hey have you noticed lots of TSA agents are Moslems, do you think they're infiltrating?!?" whisper stuff in the swamps on talk radio or whatever.
I don't really tap into this stuff were conservative blogs talk radio etc in favour of this kind of draconian stuff when it was brought in (presumably under bush)?
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You'll be hard pressed to find a regular traveler who is for more of this stuff.

What always confused me... There was a period where they would ban... say, toe nail clippers. Then a year or so later they would re-allow it. Same thing happened, I believe, for lighters.

Then you couldn't bring fluids of a certain size.... then you could.

WTF is happening where for a year or so you can't bring a bottle of water, cause its dangerous, but then 12 months later it isn't anymore? It seems like they react with no clear strategy in mind about what's effective. There's actions are a mystery.
There's no mystery. They're just reacting to individual plots so they can be seen as "doing something."

9/11, attackers used sharp pointy things, so ban sharp pointy things.

later, liquid bomb plot, so ban (some) liquids. Nevermind that there are still ways of getting liquids on board, it causes inconvenience for a lot of people so they'll assume it's effective.

later, terrorists plan to put explosives in toner cartridges, so ban toner cartridges.

EZ game.
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