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Old 11-15-2010, 04:41 PM   #51
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Hire smoking hot women to work for the TSA as junk fondlers. Win-win.
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Old 11-15-2010, 04:43 PM   #52
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Hire smoking hot women to work for the TSA as junk fondlers. Win-win.
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Old 11-15-2010, 04:49 PM   #53
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Safety my butt... The TSA - and "Homeland Security" is nothing more than Orwellian conditioning to get us into the proper mindset. Muslims had NOTHING to do with 9/11, it was all a setup to put things like the Patriot Act and DHS in place. They beat up the patriotism drums and these TSA employees think they're saving America from harm... when THEY are the ones doing the real harm.

Teach your children how not to be sheep. Stand up to this complete and utter madness. "Those that would give up some of their precious liberties for some temporary security DESERVE NEITHER." -Benjamin Franklin

Don't be pussies. Don't be afraid of a fairy-tale enemy. Fight against domestic enemies as hard as you would a foreign one. EVERY "terror" act in this country has been manufactured for a purpose and to push an agenda.

If you believe none of my words, I pray you wake up to the truth someday. I pray we don't go down with hardly a whimper. Whatever happened to the "home of the brave"?
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Old 11-15-2010, 04:51 PM   #54
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Safety my butt... The TSA - and "Homeland Security" is nothing more than Orwellian conditioning to get us into the proper mindset. Muslims had NOTHING to do with 9/11, it was all a setup to put things like the Patriot Act and DHS in place. They beat up the patriotism drums and these TSA employees think they're saving America from harm... when THEY are the ones doing the real harm.

Teach your children how not to be sheep. Stand up to this complete and utter madness. "Those that would give up some of their precious liberties for some temporary security DESERVE NEITHER." -Benjamin Franklin

Don't be pussies. Don't be afraid of a fairy-tale enemy. Fight against domestic enemies as hard as you would. Foreign one. EVERY "terror" act in this country has been manufactured for a purpose and to push an agenda.

If you believe none of my words, I pray you wake up to the truth someday. I pray we don't go down with hardly a whimper.
So is Al Qaeda fake? Or just their claim to knocking down the twin towers?


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Old 11-15-2010, 04:56 PM   #55
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Safety my butt... The TSA - and "Homeland Security" is nothing more than Orwellian conditioning to get us into the proper mindset. Muslims had NOTHING to do with 9/11, it was all a setup to put things like the Patriot Act and DHS in place. They beat up the patriotism drums and these TSA employees think they're saving America from harm... when THEY are the ones doing the real harm.

Teach your children how not to be sheep. Stand up to this complete and utter madness. "Those that would give up some of their precious liberties for some temporary security DESERVE NEITHER." -Benjamin Franklin

Don't be pussies. Don't be afraid of a fairy-tale enemy. Fight against domestic enemies as hard as you would a foreign one. EVERY "terror" act in this country has been manufactured for a purpose and to push an agenda.

If you believe none of my words, I pray you wake up to the truth someday. I pray we don't go down with hardly a whimper. Whatever happened to the "home of the brave"?
Is your name Nathan Arizona?
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Old 11-15-2010, 04:58 PM   #56
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No, my name is Al. Why did the mods delete my reply to anais?
Because there's a containment thread for people like you.
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Old 11-15-2010, 04:58 PM   #57
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"You didn't find it yet? It's there. Com'on baby, you got to WORK for this."
I'm not the only guy who could really use those frequent flyer points...

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Old 11-15-2010, 04:59 PM   #58
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No, my name is Al. Why did the mods delete my reply to anais?
Probably because there are official conspiracy threads about. Which would make me wonder why my post wasn't deleted as well. C'est la vie!
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Old 11-15-2010, 05:00 PM   #59
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That's the thing, the pat down involves a stranger firmly handling your private parts. It's not a police frisk, it's way more involved.
and they now do a full squeeze of the circumference of a woman's chest now.

They do groin pat, grope a woman's chest. They really need to add a butt spank to complete the series.
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Old 11-15-2010, 05:02 PM   #60
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please do not take any of that to the conspiracy thread, thx

in news about this actual story (not sure anyone cares about that though)

The TSA today decided to allow pilots to skip the groping.
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Old 11-15-2010, 05:05 PM   #61
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and they now do a full squeeze of the circumference of a woman's chest now.

They do groin pat, grope a woman's chest. They really need to add a butt spank to complete the series.
Yeah, it's pretty bad that a suspect for whom there is actual probable cause of having committed a crime is subject to less thorough screening than a family of four trying to go visit grandma.
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Old 11-15-2010, 05:07 PM   #62
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The TSA today decided to allow pilots to skip the groping.
The brother of a friend of mine had this experience not long after 9/11.

Security Dude: "I'm going to have to confiscate these nail clippers."

Brother: "Why?"

Security Dude: "You could take control of the plane."

Brother: "I'm the pilot. I fully intend to take control of the plane."

Security Dude: "I'm going to have to confiscate these nail clippers."
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Old 11-15-2010, 05:19 PM   #63
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Can we all agree that the airport is in fact the worst place in the world?
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Old 11-15-2010, 05:21 PM   #64
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please do not take any of that to the conspiracy thread, thx

in news about this actual story (not sure anyone cares about that though)

The TSA today decided to allow pilots to skip the groping.
Oh trust me, I know how open minded this site is. /sarcasm

That's mighty big of the TSA. Here's the deal on pilots... if they are "terrorists", they don't have to "smuggle" anything on board... because they're in full control of the weapon - THEY'RE FLYING IT.

But keep thinking DHS and TSA has our best interests in mind if it makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside... tards ITT
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Can we all agree that the airport is in fact the worst place in the world?
A DMV in the city is worse. More lines, more unsurliness... no bookstores or snackbars.
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Old 11-15-2010, 05:24 PM   #66
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A DMV in the city is worse. More lines, more unsurliness... no bookstores or snackbars.
My last trip to the DMV wasn't bad. Airport is total AIDS. And I don't even mind if they touch my junk or see me naked on their scanner. Whatever.
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Old 11-15-2010, 05:26 PM   #67
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there should be an option to go into a room and just drop your pants

i'd prefer that to being scanned or groped if I had to choose
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Old 11-15-2010, 05:27 PM   #68
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But keep thinking DHS and TSA has our best interests in mind if it makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside... tards ITT
Can you point out the tards itt please? I haven't seen any mention how great they think the TSA or DHS is so far, but maybe I'm not reading between the lines enough..?
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Old 11-15-2010, 05:29 PM   #69
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My last trip to the DMV wasn't bad. Airport is total AIDS. And I don't even mind if they touch my junk or see me naked on their scanner. Whatever.
Atta boy, good patriot. Do what they tell you and don't ever question authority... cause they only answer they'll give is "WHY? BECAUSE WE SAID SO, THAT'S WHY."
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Old 11-15-2010, 05:35 PM   #70
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It's like that Juan Williams thing, where hardly anyone would defend what Juan Williams actually said, but everyone was very insistent on circling the wagons to defend him and claim he took it back when he didn't.

It's also quite telling that taso thought an analogous situation would be applying what Olbermann and Maddow said to me, as if I applied what Hannity and Malkin said to him, when of course I wasn't talking about taso at all, and he hadn't even posted the thread when I was responding to tom. There's this bizarre level of self-absorption going on. I mean taso is basically looking to be personally offended here. He's actively seeking it out, despite multiple assurances I'm not talking about him. Like he saw my posts about how Malkin and Hannity are clowns and believe stupid things, and how the right wing hoi polloi bathe themselves in this rhetoric and buy it hook-line-and-sinker, and he showed up to note that I'll get my comeuppance when taso criticizes me for what Olbermann says. Kind of strange.
This is an unsurprisingly stupid post. I am not identifying myself with the conservatives in this country, nor am I defending the conservatives. I was criticizing YOUR post for being garbage. Your criticism of conservatives based on the comments of a few conservatives was stupid. Now, you shouldn't complain when people criticize liberals based on the comments of a few liberals, that's all I'm saying. It has nothing to do with me, and everything to do with your particular brand of posting, which is nothing more than weak criticisms of groups based on weak evidence and the usual nit-picking crap.
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Old 11-15-2010, 05:35 PM   #71
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http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/trave...cutie-you.html
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Last week, one of my flying partners (Captain with Skywest) was going through security at DEN with his 18 year daughter. As his daughter approached the detector, the TSO working the NoS said on his headset, "heads up, got a cutie for you." He then confronted the TSA clerk with what he said and that neither of us are going through the NoS. The TSA clerk said you must have misunderstood me.

He said pat-down was pretty evasive, and his daughter felt uncomfortable.
This was posted Saturday. Wasn't there a time where SSSS on your boarding pass was what sent you down the secondary lane. This pick and choose by the mongoloids is pretty bad.
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Old 11-15-2010, 05:35 PM   #72
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... maybe I'm not reading between the lines enough..?
It's been years since I put one out.
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Old 11-15-2010, 05:36 PM   #73
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Guys, guys, guys you can't professionalize until you federalize!
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This is an unsurprisingly stupid post. I am not identifying myself with the conservatives in this country, nor am I defending the conservatives. I was criticizing YOUR post for being garbage. Your criticism of conservatives based on the comments of a few conservatives was stupid. Now, you shouldn't complain when people criticize liberals based on the comments of a few liberals, that's all I'm saying. It has nothing to do with me, and everything to do with your particular brand of posting, which is nothing more than weak criticisms of groups based on weak evidence and the usual nit-picking crap.

Is this relevant to this thread's interests?
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Old 11-15-2010, 05:38 PM   #75
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Atta boy, good patriot. Do what they tell you and don't ever question authority... cause they only answer they'll give is "WHY? BECAUSE WE SAID SO, THAT'S WHY."
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