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Originally Posted by Luckbox Inc
The TSA today decided to allow pilots to skip the groping.
The brother of a friend of mine had this experience not long after 9/11.
Security Dude: "I'm going to have to confiscate these nail clippers."
Brother: "Why?"
Security Dude: "You could take control of the plane."
Brother: "I'm the pilot. I fully intend to take control of the plane."
Security Dude: "I'm going to have to confiscate these nail clippers."