In order to prevent anyone from accidentally believing this and possibly thinking that I might be "trolling", I wish to state up front that the following is intended to be an over-the-top obvious humor piece.
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Originally Posted by Riverman
Will he run?
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Probably, but anyone who supports him or votes for him is a racist.
Yes, the majority of the people in this country are racists and furious that an African American is in the White House. They will flock to the polls to get a racist who supports their views in.
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How will the media treat him?
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The racist media will ignore his obviously racist past, claiming that there is no factual basis for it.
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How will his fellow candidates treat him?
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His fellow racist candidates will also ignore his obviously racist past, feeling no need to make excuses to racist Republican voters.
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How will he perform in the debates?
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Having the greatest history of racism of all the Republican candidates, he will have great appeal to the racist masses of Republican voters and crush in them.
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Will his ability to raise a ton of money matter?
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Yes, all the racists giving him their money will certainly help.
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Will it be more difficult to marginalize him now?
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Absolutely. In 2008, no one knew an African American would actually win, but now the racist swell in response to Obama's presidency will overwhelm any attempts to marginalize the leading racist candidate.
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Just how retarded is the average Republican primary voter?
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The average Republican primary voter is a racist with a 40 IQ.
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