Even the conversations where one employee asked me whether or not Jews do animal sacrifice and another where someone referred to another person as the guy with curly Jew hair went ok.

This is a fun game.

Gender: Male.
Age: Late 60's
Occupation: Retired county government paper pusher
Marital Status: Married
Education: College dropout
Ethnic Heritage: Scotch-Irish descent
Political Affiliation: Tea Party
Religion: Christian, nondenominational
Why Trump?: "We need a REAL LEADER not a professional politician."
Misc: confined to a power chair due to morbid obesity, believes the moon landing was fake, doesn't see the irony in complaining about non-essential government employees even though being one was his career.

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Gender: Male.
Age: Early-60's.
Occupation: Self-employed
Marital Status: Divorced, 1 child
Education: High school education
Ethnic Heritage: Italian-American
Political Affiliation: Republican
Religion: Catholic
Why Trump?: "[insert ramblings about sneaky Asians, Black Lives Matter, greedy Jews, anti-Islamic rage, and conspiracy theories about Obama's religion here]"
Misc: Is under investigation for unpaid taxes due to incompetent corporate accountants ripping up IRS notifications reminding them of the existence of payroll taxes.

Not sure you could invented a better example of what's wrong in this country right now.

I actually don't know a Trump supporter. I know some people who are highly entertained by his presence in the race. But no supporters. Then again I don't generally hang out with people who care about politics.

I can honestly say I probably know 10+ trump supporters.

dont be such a tease steven

+mirrons

Don't hold back

Gender: Male
Age: 30
Occupation: Finance bro
Marital Status: Single
Education: College grad, summa cum laude
Ethnic Heritage: H'whyte
Political Affiliation: None
Religion: None
Why Trump?: Pisses off all the right people, tells the donor class to **** off, shoves it in the eye of the GOP establishment, turns NRO into a kvetching, quivering mess, will help cause a long-overdue political realignment in which a true populist party is created
Misc: Voted dem in 2004 and 2008 before turning into a libertarian autist, received vaccine antidotes that reversed the 'tism, now believes in the strong, loving jackboot of authoritarianism

Not that this really needs to be said but:

http://stattrek.com/m/statistics/dic...selection_bias

Variance: Stands to make a ton of money from a TRUMP win due to prop bets?

Gender: Male.
Age: Mid-40's.
Occupation: IT professional.
Marital Status: Married 4 kids.
Education: Not sure
Ethnic Heritage: Born German naturalised American
Political Affiliation: None.
Religion: Not sure
Why Trump?: Wanted to move back to the US from Ireland in 2012, couldn't find a job paying well enough. Is very protectionist handwaves the racism of Trump but wouldn't consider himself racist.
Misc: If he wasn't supporting Trump would be supporting Sanders

Ask for a refund.

You forgot to include

Alabama doctor who thinks Trump is too much of a pussy because he only wants to kick Muslims out of America instead of kill them.

Even though I am in Canada

two friends both in Canada

Gender: Female.
Age: 49
Occupation: Senior Sales Rep well to do
Marital Status: seperated
Education: College
Ethnic Heritage: Caucasian
Political Affiliation: Conservative
Religion: Spiritual
Why Trump?: Likes his non political, no muslims
Misc: Very Intelligent, active

Gender: male.
Age: 53
Occupation: Senior Manager Allstate
Marital Status: married
Education: College
Ethnic Heritage: Caucasian
Political Affiliation: Conservative
Religion: Christian but not practicing
Why Trump?: Likes his non political correctness, no muslims
Misc: Very Intelligent, active


I must say I am shocked but I am starting to like Trump as well even though non of his policies will get through

The Muslim hatred thing is just an absolute joke. Your average Trump-supporting fool moaning about Muslims on the Internet has probably met about three of them in their entire miserable lives.

geez, how does he feel about just shooting mexicans who try to cross the border instead of building a wall?

it is consistent though. fact based thought isn't their strong point. after all, they believe that he's gonna build a big ****ing boondoggle of a wall, and somehow mexico will happily pay for it. and so on.

hell, half these people probably believe that isis is lurking behind their car, ready to knock them off.

Yeah I wish.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/...icle-1.2527304

Certainly doesn't fit any stereotype, does she?

Gender: Female
Age: Early 50s
Occupation: Antique Dealer
Marital Status: Married
Education: Some College
Ethnic Heritage: Typical mishmash of Northern European; claims some Native American, butnahhh
Political Affiliation: None
Religion: Lapsed Evangelical
Why Trump?: Derp, maybe some Trade Protectionism, mostly derp
Misc: Attracted to extremes, goes from full hard right Conservative to raging Liberal; nothing in between.

Gender: male
Age: Early 50s
Occupation: retired aircraft mechanic
Marital Status: divorced, 4 kids
Education: high school
Ethnic Heritage: heritage doesn't go any further back than Cincinnati
Political Affiliation: Rush Limbaugh
Religion: Baptist who hasn't been to church in quite awhile, still does a pretty good blessing before dinner.
Why Trump?: probably the similarities to Rush Limbaugh. Takes great joy in being "politically incorrect". Also the Muslim menace.
Misc: my father

i want to update this for accuracy, turns out this guy IS married and his wife is having massive health problems, to the point that he can't really even leave her home alone anymore. i'm sure he's super stressed, and that's probably where a lot of his anger comes from, but damn, super brutal that his wife is lacking proper healthcare and he's all gung ho to vote republican

sometimes i question whether this world i live in is real life

Somebody profile me!

"But INAR, why would you support Trump?"

Nothing would make me happier than Trump versus Bernie. Except maybe Schwarzenegger vs. Bill Nye.