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12-23-2015 , 02:39 PM
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I think I speak for all in NJ when I say @GovChristie I don't care how much $ u spend at Met Life, Cowboys fans should stay out. #Festivus

— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015

to my absentee friend @marcorubio, I didn't put your $170k+ salary in my waste report today. But I could have #Festivus

— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
I don't even really know what all this means, but I know I like it.
12-23-2015 , 02:50 PM
INAR is slower than his pony
12-23-2015 , 03:15 PM
****
12-23-2015 , 03:33 PM
wow, looks like rand is taking his marching orders about hillary's #bathroomghazi
12-23-2015 , 04:30 PM
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This thread is ****ing pointless.
12-23-2015 , 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by zikzak
I'm not participating in this stupid thread and you all suck.
ditto
12-23-2015 , 06:54 PM
In before awards for odiousness.
12-23-2015 , 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by zikzak
In before awards for odiousness.
2L8. Check out Baja Politards ~ v2... luser !!!1!
12-23-2015 , 09:34 PM
Shame Trolly !!!1! is the worst Trolly ever. I don't even know why the Council of Trolly Gimmicks let him in other than nepotism.
12-23-2015 , 09:54 PM
This thread looks like fun, might have to renter politardland.
12-23-2015 , 10:00 PM
We're all just waiting for a certain DOCTOR [REDACTED] ESQ to enter the arena

I'll probably just pretend he's a live target and take a ban
12-23-2015 , 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Trolly McTrollson
Shame Trolly !!!1! is the worst Trolly ever. I don't even know why the Council of Trolly Gimmicks let him in other than nepotism.
Thanks cousin, I owe it all to you !!!1!
12-23-2015 , 10:44 PM
Festivus thread is ****ing terrible this year.
12-23-2015 , 11:18 PM
I suggest the barrier on participation be lifted provided each poster PM the poster they're attacking. Something like that, maybe? This is a bit of a dud so far, frankly.
12-24-2015 , 02:17 AM
i would like to thank ikes for being a pompous ******
12-24-2015 , 02:45 AM
pvn - despite being otherwise smart, based on our recent interaction on guns you're totally buying into the standard moronic pro-gun arguments. Knock that **** off. LOL gun.

schu - change your ****ing avatar back. Nebraska sucks

Trollys - JFC. I never read anything of yours because I kept forgetting who was who (is there's even a difference

politards - not nearly enough participation ITT
12-24-2015 , 10:29 AM
So. Dull.

Come on Rastamouse, I'm waiting with a berating...
12-24-2015 , 11:05 AM
I thought schu's avatar was an estimate of electoral votes in 2016

The original trolly is always worth reading

Funny that all the conservatives who whine about not being able to speak openly shy away when given the opportunity
12-24-2015 , 11:19 AM
they're all too dumb to find this thread ldo
12-24-2015 , 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by SenorKeeed
Festivus thread is ****ing terrible this year.
Go **** yourself.

**** all you postbot liberals with your smug arrogance and your needless condesention. Teachers unions suck, *******s. So do subsidies for clean energy and other hippie ****. And sugar.
12-24-2015 , 11:27 AM
From Huffington Post...

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The "Seinfeld" writer who coined "Festivus" wants Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) to stop tweeting about his beloved secular holiday.

"I've been tweeting back at him," Dan O'Keefe told HuffPost Live on Wednesday. "I hate the guy. I think he's some sort of lizard that somehow crawled into a suit and somehow's been allowed into the senate."...
12-24-2015 , 11:45 AM
The conspiracy to make Rand Paul appear sympathetic continues. Lighten the **** up, O'Keefe.
12-24-2015 , 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Shame Trolly !!!1!
From Huffington Post...
Seriously guys, reread this page. This thread is officially a ****ty off topic thread now.

RIP the Festivus tradition.
12-24-2015 , 01:05 PM
Everybody eligible in this thread that is using some type of gimmick account, you all suck hard.

1) Some of you are successfully circumventing a former ban. Probably the best reason, you sneaky ****ing bastards.

2)Some of you are doing it because your REAL account was unloved, and somehow you feel you've gained a little respect with your new name. Don't worry, you'll be making another account soon enough.

3)Some of you do it for the "lols", I guess. Damn stupid internet kids. Get off my lawn.

4)Some of you somehow managed to lose your passwords in The Great Shutdown. So embarrassing. Probably had it written on the same post-it note that your grandmother had her ancestry.com password written on, and she threw it away. **** you and your grandma.

5)Some of you are probably using your POG werewolf alias. These are written in order of awfulness, btw. Congratulations, you combine all the worst parts of 2, 3, and possibly 1.

I have no idea what's wrong with the remainder of you, and frankly I'm scared to find out.
12-24-2015 , 04:21 PM
Alan Lawhon needs to stop being so ****ing succinct. Flesh out your ideas man.

      
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